rolling new food laboratory inventions for american chain restaurants thread

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otoh i would eat the hell out of a "giant maki that's not cut up", GIS results making me hungry

brimstead, Thursday, 6 October 2016 23:37 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

arby's has been advertising a pork belly sandwich too

maura, Thursday, 27 October 2016 02:52 (seven years ago) link

lol how much do they tenderize/cook that thing to make such a giant slab edible in sandwich form

j., Thursday, 27 October 2016 03:08 (seven years ago) link

http://www.businessinsider.com/mcdonalds-franchisees-say-discounting-is-killing-them-2016-10

One franchisee had a creative suggestion for McDonald's corporate office: spice up the fries.

"Do something incredible with our fries," the franchisee wrote. "Like add a sauce: cheese, garlic... something to energize our incredible fries."

this poor franchisee just isn't being listened to

j., Friday, 28 October 2016 00:32 (seven years ago) link

Maybe make your burgers look and taste like something other than reconstituted meat patties left over from WWII

Lawsonomy Domine (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 28 October 2016 00:35 (seven years ago) link

really want to try arbys venison

, Friday, 28 October 2016 00:37 (seven years ago) link

the pork belly sandwich is no longre available http://ww.arbys.com/our-menu/limited-time-offers

, Friday, 28 October 2016 00:42 (seven years ago) link

sooo

the closest Arby's to work seems to have actual intellectually disabled people staffing positions

this has two effects:
Training is obviously very thorough and they know the correct way to address a lot of situations
There is some sort of agreement in place to make sure everything works correctly, possibly with a staffing agency

So uhh this Arby's is kind of awkward to hang out in if you're eating during off hours but it is the most competent Arby's I have been in. They know what they are doing,the drive thru is prioritized but the staff is on it. It is a good Arby's. But the food is still ehhh

mh 😏, Friday, 28 October 2016 01:34 (seven years ago) link

that post would have been better written by the staff of that store

mh 😏, Friday, 28 October 2016 01:34 (seven years ago) link

"Our region has a good mix of value, core products, and breakfast."

silverfish, Friday, 28 October 2016 14:30 (seven years ago) link

http://www.businessinsider.com/mcdonalds-franchisees-say-discounting-is-killing-them-2016-10

One franchisee had a creative suggestion for McDonald's corporate office: spice up the fries.

"Do something incredible with our fries," the franchisee wrote. "Like add a sauce: cheese, garlic... something to energize our incredible fries."

this poor franchisee just isn't being listened to

― j., Friday, 28 October 2016 00:32 (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That's a thing... in Australia (only?)

https://mcdonalds.com.au/loaded-fries

écorché (S-), Tuesday, 1 November 2016 08:12 (seven years ago) link

there's something troubling about a venison sandwich from arby's.

dylannn, Tuesday, 1 November 2016 08:50 (seven years ago) link

are those white chocholate/dark chocolate fries?

yokohama fuckdolphin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 1 November 2016 10:16 (seven years ago) link

yes.

https://g.foolcdn.com/editorial/images/230065/screen-shot-2016-09-26-at-43908-pm_large.png

pumpkin / chocolate version

dylannn, Tuesday, 1 November 2016 10:37 (seven years ago) link

hmm. i am both troubled and intrigued.

yokohama fuckdolphin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 1 November 2016 10:51 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/E1aKfqu.png

badg, Friday, 4 November 2016 17:09 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/oUzKcNE.jpg

, Saturday, 12 November 2016 21:40 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Y6WOaJ0.jpg

, Saturday, 12 November 2016 21:42 (seven years ago) link

What the unholy hell am I looking at?

Lawsonomy Domine (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 12 November 2016 21:45 (seven years ago) link

No meat, at least.

Lawsonomy Domine (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 12 November 2016 21:46 (seven years ago) link

i'm not immediately saying no to this

i need details

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 12 November 2016 22:15 (seven years ago) link

'hey who left these nuts in here'

j., Saturday, 12 November 2016 22:55 (seven years ago) link

as someone who has eaten p much a whole jar of nutella with a spoon i can't claim to be uninterested but it is v weird that this is a thing nonetheless. also does not seem like something you would expect from italy

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 12 November 2016 23:02 (seven years ago) link

I guess if the bun's on the sweet side it'd seem kind of like a bastardized Italian pastry? Maybe?

Lawsonomy Domine (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 12 November 2016 23:13 (seven years ago) link

i think i would definitely eat a lot of these

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 12 November 2016 23:19 (seven years ago) link

I'd go for a straight up nutella burger why the hell not let's do this

qualx, Saturday, 12 November 2016 23:19 (seven years ago) link

It's literally just Nutella & bread guys of course it's not insanely objectionable

did we ever get wizz sorted (wins), Saturday, 12 November 2016 23:21 (seven years ago) link

also fries with dessert sauces just make sense, people have been dipping their fast food fries into milkshakes forever

qualx, Saturday, 12 November 2016 23:22 (seven years ago) link

Looks like something BreadTop would make.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 13 November 2016 00:17 (seven years ago) link

not too different from a pain au chocolat

maura, Sunday, 13 November 2016 02:45 (seven years ago) link

does the reese's king size cup with reese's pieces inside belong in this item? i tried one and it was ok although a bit much. put the other in the fridge to see if that helped.

maura, Thursday, 17 November 2016 19:01 (seven years ago) link

suggest microwave

j., Thursday, 17 November 2016 19:13 (seven years ago) link

i don't have one but even if i did, i prefer chilled

maura, Thursday, 17 November 2016 19:19 (seven years ago) link

have it your way™

j., Thursday, 17 November 2016 19:55 (seven years ago) link

That's where Reese's pieces come from. They're harvested from cups.

jmm, Thursday, 17 November 2016 22:15 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

ok that is nuts because this also just happened: http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/30/business/michael-james-delligatti-creator-of-the-big-mac-dies-at-98.html?_r=0

who will be next? ugh, i mean wtf 2016!

walk back to the halftime long, billy lynn, billy lynn (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 3 December 2016 05:12 (seven years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/lKb1t78.png

, Wednesday, 21 December 2016 18:32 (seven years ago) link

http://cookcountyrecord.com/stories/511059052-class-action-des-plaines-mcdonald-s-franchisee-charges-41-cents-too-much-for-cheeseburger-meals

A Des Plaines man has brought a consumer fraud class action against a suburban Chicago McDonald’s franchisee, alleging the restaurant group should be made to pay for allegedly false advertising on its menu, as the group’s pricing of its two cheeseburger “Extra Value Meal” causes customers to pay 41 cents more than they would if they just ordered their two burgers, fries and drink separately.

maura, Wednesday, 21 December 2016 19:13 (seven years ago) link

oh man, that was the big secret on Whopper Wednesday. I always panicked when a customer figured that out b/c voiding everything out and re-ringing it up was NOT easy.

frogbs, Wednesday, 21 December 2016 19:16 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Not America, but in the spirit of the thread... 'smart' KFC with facial recognition ordering system:

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/jan/11/china-beijing-first-smart-restaurant-kfc-facial-recognition

NWOFHM! Overlord (krakow), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 11:42 (seven years ago) link

http://burgerbusiness.com/burgerbusiness-is-closed-thanks-for-coming/#comments

fuck, rip burgerbusiness dot com - upon whom will i rely now to soothsay that the coming year is gonna be the "year of the bun"

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 18:28 (seven years ago) link

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

j., Wednesday, 11 January 2017 18:34 (seven years ago) link

DDDD:

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 19:09 (seven years ago) link

RIP mourn you from daypart to deathpart

http://i64.tinypic.com/2ezmiyq.jpg


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