why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

legit wtf point is this supposed to be making

http://i64.tinypic.com/4t4s2e.png

I wish I were toasted

underneath the skin, we are all just so many slices of shitty white bread?

^never liked that follow-up, "Whenever, Wherever" was better

The irony is that white bread makes the best toast

nah toasted sourdough is my territory, it's an endless story

of flavor

This is amazing:

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13606943_1069089243139952_8749329868889954470_n.jpg?oh=7d62bc7333839ea5476608c2fd277444&oe=58720BFD

What is this Free Thought Project page people keep posting from? Christ alive

Trumps being more generous with his tax return than usual.

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14449998_1108173639232082_2742433567434566064_n.jpg?oh=0c740411eb0a4abe5c7c731a1715e8ef&oe=58A3B87A

80 year old st petersburg dictator, you so crazy

This one actually bothered me so much that I did the math for the auto industry. A one-time purchase of one million vehicles would inject about 1/8th of the revenue posted by GM and Ford alone in their most recent 10-Ks. So yeah, problem solved forever.

well not to mention 40m x 1m = 40 trillion. fed gov discretionary spending is approx 1/40 of that per year

i like that old imaginary 80-year-old coot though, c'mon people let's think big

One-time $40 trillion tax on the Walton, Koch, Gates and Buffett families.

Surely taxing members of Congress should be enough to raise the other 39 trillion.

What kind of housing crisis is solved by 40m people buying a house?

http://i.imgur.com/faAd9rR.jpg

Must be a pretty big house

xp

http://66.media.tumblr.com/3a73b2a919d23a97bd10d08b9f47cf3d/tumblr_oep3j4kFYb1s6lzfwo1_1280.jpg

not posted on facebook, i had to go hateread a crazy person's tumblr to find it, but yeah

is the answer supposed to be "hell, yeah!" because, uh, it looks creepy as shit

getting in measures the depth of your commitment to patriotism apeshit craziness

*sprays mace*, runs

why did they crop out his "free hugs" sign

Wait, Come back! "Revolution Stuff" is the name of my Prince tribute.

deactivated and it feels so good

i just came back after a months-long deac and it feels like i've gained nothing from it

deac is the new lingo btw

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/l/t1.0-0/s526x395/12360423_1140164356008553_5734240502507768177_n.jpg?oh=045ae4e928e4fca70ca85ca20dad58db&oe=589A74F4

unamusing list of words vaguely relating to those pictures

EYE HITCH PUG POINT CAT SIGN POINT MASK

words to live by

"Get woke" says Willdawg "Poking holes and un-bagging cats until we reach melting point"

i will lick your cat until you murder me

I WILL TONGUE YOU CAT TILL POINT MASK

Pupil man, slobber, rip, be cute. Today I learned the point of masks.

You guys are no good at rebuses.

Iris Smith drools. Your kitten tills your unhappy cadaver.

The first hand is not pointing, just so we're all clear

i will lick
break your cat
til you ghost-frown

called it

NV is not amused.

Also, a till is a thing you could show a picture of. Lazy rebus motherfuckers.

fuzzy on the details:
https://scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14572755_678990065598660_858450863625354515_n.jpg?oh=9dfd858943a3e5e87abc19bedb4ceb71&oe=58A43872

Yep not quite right.

almost made a joke about the school but no, definitely not hard to imagine fuzzy holocaust revisionism being the norm in certain school districts

https://twitter.com/thereaIbanksy

is this account posting terrible facebook macros for laughs, or is it for real? what % of its followers and the ppl liking and retweeting its tweets are doing so ironically?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cualv4NUkAAUkhz.jpg

i honestly thought the "bob marley" thing was an ilx joke, shows what i know.

i would like to believe we were on the cutting edge