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i dreamed of that door. the most tantalizing promise made by star citizen is the promise that that door will open.

this is great. so many of these sorts of dreams in early gaming.

The first ever speech I heard coming from a computer was THIS (from a TRS-80, and the game was called "Bug-Out" .. not sure how copyright worked in those days..)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB-y4qHI7cQ#t=3m33s

utterly thrilling and uncanny

er not Bug-Out - 'MegaBug" - HERE'S the 'we gotcha' i remember: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6-OHckz7hU&7m3s&t=7m3s

ha, xp, that magnifying glass thing's a neat variant on pacman. the way it just obscures medium-range enemies seems terrifying/maddening.

yes.... yes it was

I wholly recognize Dr. Casino's story, we're probably the same age. Kings Quest V was indeed the big one: I was ten or eleven and after much hassling I got my parents to buy a new pc too, mostly because of that game. It felt like a watershed moment for gaming for me and my buddies, the dawning of a new era.

I was throwing away some boxes in the attic recently and found a copy of the manual and the official KQV hint book. That manual was essential because unlike Dr. Casino I copied the game. Remember how it would ask you every now and again for like the tenth word on the sixth page or something as copy protection? Those were the days.

by the way i'm pretty sure the original wc2 voice of lt. blair also appears in the ultima underworld intro

you can also psychically communicate with some big cats in Ultima Underworld II who mention being related to a mighty space warrior race that they hear is doing rather well a few galaxies across. UWII was my Wing Commander (looks wistful)

now the most evocative part of privateer to me was when you pressed the "rear view" button (num 2, i think?) and got a shot of the interior of your cabin, over your shoulder, with a door leading to the rest of your ship. i dreamed of that door. the most tantalizing promise made by star citizen is the promise that that door will open.

hah

I wished (and dreamed too, yes) so hard that one day I would pull over some driver in Police Quest and the backdrop houses/restaurants would suddenly be new locations I could walk into. and yes, many other off-the-map dreams and longings of early games. not sure if a function of my age at the time or if genuinely a feature of that era of gaming that even the most rigidly plotted linear games seemed like vast open universes if only you knew how to unlock them; probably 90% just my age but oh well, still a magical feeling to recall.

booming post, dlh.

we didn't have the digitized-speech version of underworld but later, in high school, i heard a few of those lines quoted at me, particularly "TREACHERY AND DOOM!" baron almric's voice is very definitely richard "lord british" garriott - his stiff and banal lines from the Serpent Isle intro cinematic are burned in my brain. "INDEED! PUT IT ON THE TABLE!" that game and The Black Gate were also critical digitized-speech games for me, mainly for the Guardian and the Great Earth Serpent. "AVATAR!"

everyone otm on the wonder of digitised speech - i still have vivid memories of the little speech clips in the spectrum version of robocop and of my stunned amazement when i booted the amiga version of cannon fodder for the first time and heard not just speech but holy shit an entire song with vocals coming from my portable tv's speakers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiYuq6Ac3a0

do kids still have these revelatory experiences playing games now or has the pace of innovation slowed enough that it's impossible to get as excited about, i dunno, increased draw distances on the ps4 version of watch dogs 2 or whatever?

I think my real "digitized speech" moment wasn't speech at all but the first time I heard the Manic Miner intro music playing and it had these - gasp - polyphonic bits in it. two notes at once! mind blown.

but otoh I cannot see the word Sega without a Pavlovian digitized voice in my head

ha, otm

shortly followed by a distantly echoing 'to be this good takes sega'

important reference work: best computer game sound

a friend had a hardware speech synth for the BBC Micro; was briefly amazing but I don't recall a game using it. aged 8 we would just spell out mildly rude words or our names + " is mega cool dood" at the BASIC prompt (imagine our disbelieving protestations when his elder sister told us that we were all dumb little babies and that isn't even how you spell "dude")

the sound was busted (possibly deliberately disabled by my Dad) on my Speccy and then I went to the PC speaker, so no great audio joys for me until I bought a Soundblaster and played Monkey Island / Speedball II

though now I think about it, even though I had heard much better sound coming out of C64s and Amigas at my friends' houses, I still remember being amazed by the PC beeper's attempts at some of those early soundcard-era games, possibly including those two, possibly the .mod file player I acquired which would cram all 4 channels of Amiga-arranged digitised 8.3kHz sound into one horrible PC speaker squall which was nonetheless impressive to me

also some chatter (mostly from me) on digitized speech treasures here: King's Quest

"INDEED! PUT IT ON THE TABLE!"

lolololol otm

guardian's speech in u7:tbg is an all-time intro. the goofy meta way his face appears on the avatar's pc monitor, interrupting an idyllic game about butterflies (also called ultima vii). your fist banging the side of the monitor to clear it. behind your house lies the circle of stones.

(that last line might actually be from u5 or 6. so evocative tho.)

as i always do when WC comes up, i need to shout out Colony Wars (PS1). it was similarly difficult and felt massive (i never finished it), and i thought it looked amazing. although, the plot didn't have the charm of WC or WC2. maybe it didn't even really have a plot, just a campaign.

i clearly remember being at a friend's house in high school, seeing some fighting game on Dreamcast or PS1 for the first time, and thinking it absolutely looked like the future, like i couldn't believe what i was seeing.

yeah i've got memories of some videogames moments that will probably be some of my most vivid recollections when my life flashes before me on my deathbed :(

the scent of a roast chicken dinner will always remind me a bit of the smell in my house on the sunday night when my 56k modem finally finished downloading the first quake demo and i could play this over and over and over again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-MLnwaIreY

controlling the real-time-animated t rex on a friend's playstation was staggering

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCtZIlolG6w

watching the e3 reveal of mgs2 back in 2000 left me totally fucking dumbfounded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BzmH1NBXCg

Colony Wars was absolutely amazing though no role-playing element or even plot really, just missions of increasing complexity/skill, like many games of that era (Tenchu, Ghost In The Shell, etc)

Space felt so big, so impersonal. And the ships did NOT have the aerodynamics of airplanes or helicopters. There was no lift, downforce etc it was all about thrusting, stopping on a dime, etc. Some of the timed levels were diabolical.

everyone otm on the wonder of digitised speech - i still have vivid memories of the little speech clips in the spectrum version of robocop and of my stunned amazement when i booted the amiga version of cannon fodder for the first time and heard not just speech but holy shit an entire song with vocals coming from my portable tv's speakers

first time speech in a game blew my damn mind was dune 2.

YOU MEAN ALL THESE THINGS TALK WHEN I CLICK ON THEM????????

I don't think I ever got that from speech effects. Or video capture stuff. It wasn't that big a deal to me.

You know what I still remember though? How good the sound chips were on the Dreamcast. My USAF pal had one and the music on that thing sounded great. I remember I had to look it up. It was all Yamaha sample synths. I swear I'm being real with you guys.

I mean if you have the Talking Moose on your Mac LC, you're basically inured to all voices coming from all computers, even today. Destiny's voice cast definitely doesn't have anything on MacinTalk 1.0 and I mean after the DLC that killed Tyrion

apparently wing commander images are my proustian madeleines

new board description plz

i remember DR. SBAITSO, who was a digitized voice AI included with the Sound Blaster driver and suite. still don't think that one's been topped.

i used to play the LucasArts games before we even had a soundcard, so my first memory of Monkey Island 1/2 is with the speaker music, which was still quite glorious

looooooooooove dr. sbaitso, wd be surprised if i havent started a thread or more about it, his wonderfully odd pronunciations and enunciations, the way he'd react if you swore at him, everything.

totally forgot about dr sbaitso! i got way too many hours of fun out of typing unpleasant things at him - sorry doc :(

I WILL GET PARITY ERROR IF YOU CONTINUE SPEAKING IN THIS WAY

http://playdosgamesonline.com/dr-sbaitso.html

i used to play the LucasArts games before we even had a soundcard, so my first memory of Monkey Island 1/2 is with the speaker music, which was still quite glorious

― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, September 30, 2016 3:01 PM (eight hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so true.. I had no idea those games even had speech until I played loom at someone's place who had a sound blaster. mind. blown.

They didn't, originally! CD-ROM versions. Thankfully, the Lucasarts approach of dialogue floating around the character as the mouths warbled and limbs gesticulated was far more expressive anyway. The ironic asides in particular would surely have grated coming from no-budget actors...

secret at least never had speech, i think -- cd-rom version featured VGA graphx, icons instead of text for yr inventory, and iirc pre-recorded music tracks rather than speaker/MIDI. but nobody talked till (the underrated) curse. (2000s "special edition" had speech i assume but i never played this.)

loom tho yeah that had speech in a later version. WELCOME TO THE AGE OF THE GREAT GUILDS. for space tho it was often altered from the orig text. by orson scott card, weirdly.

agree that the captions over the wild gesticulations are a Style and that the games were written for that style.

http://www.theverge.com/2016/10/13/13263008/mafia-3-racism-shooter-opinion

yeah, even the ads for that have been very UH

it's a shame because i do like the concept/setting

really good piece on PLATO gaming

http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2016/10/want-to-see-gamings-past-and-future-dive-into-the-educational-world-of-plato/

i haven't actually read it yet but it makes me v happy to see this
http://crpgaddict.blogspot.com/2016/11/hillary-clinton-for-president.html

I enjoyed this review of FF XV - actually got me interested in playing it
http://kotaku.com/final-fantasy-xv-the-kotaku-review-1789400066

is it a mmorpg or no? if no, i may have to try?
i hate this answer tree

it's a classic single player FF, though sounds like the fight system is pretty different from previous FFs (real time, can't control party members)

real time fights you say? welp, there goes christmas.

can't control party members? ok i'm like interested but i've been burnt so many times by FF as of late. i thought FF X was garbage

I enjoyed the heck out of FF XII

13 made me never want to play another.

but...

12 is awesome, 14 was even pretty fun for a MMO

13 is bad

i have honestly forgotten what number was the last one i played

I have a challopion belief that FF is the worst iteration of console RPGs

thats barely a challop tbrr. hard to think of a worse one

jimmy maher at the digital antiquarian keeps getting better. right now he's doing a (three-part?) series on a world war i dogfighter, i guess as a prelude to his coverage of cinemaware's "wings" (1990). considered dropping the blog when he finished with the infocom games (his primary wheelhouse), but not as long as he keeps writing the way he has been.

http://www.filfre.net/

Thanks Will I needed that