essential nfl tweets

a horseface never forgets

https://twitter.com/DavidDTSS/status/789249465546903552

https://twitter.com/Browns/status/790994531718205440

solid replies

https://twitter.com/samsteinhp/status/795110678851948545

https://twitter.com/RSherman_25/status/796062020323840000

still a penalty but great pic. this also p good:
https://twitter.com/RSherman_25/status/796036019329998848

https://twitter.com/AntonioBrown/status/805269794958082049

https://twitter.com/Lions/status/805522642489016320

https://twitter.com/JManziel2/status/823614425621876736

he's since deleted his account for some reason. overall, probably for the best.

jerry glanville ftw

https://twitter.com/davehill77/status/828648288991772672

thx I needed that today

https://twitter.com/CollinsworthPFF/status/828732772273516549

tweet has gone but yeah matt patricia
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4BABl0VUAE99Vf.jpg

that glanville story is so good

omg that glanville story is perfection

https://twitter.com/MoneyLynch/status/857284168111202304

😃😃😃😃😃

when life gives you lemons & sends yr team to vegas, make lemonade by signing beastmode & give VG some temporary happiness

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-rcdRFXcAAt7d9.jpg

.@Reince exiting gop cloakroom tells me: "The president stepped up and helped punt the ball into the end zone."

— Molly Hooper (@mollyhooper) May 4, 2017

touchback!!!

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/football-push.gif

Hahahahahahahaha https://t.co/JNaIGRwb1K

— Pat McAfee (@PatMcAfeeShow) May 24, 2017

"Hot takes are the easier, lazier way to cover sports" https://t.co/9T10vsdcIO

— Carolina Panthers (@Panthers) July 29, 2017

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Happy Birthday to the best mom I could ever ask for. pic.twitter.com/2CssO8COcq

— JJ Watt (@JJWatt) October 1, 2017

essential 80’s moms

that baby looks half her size

A mysterious tweeter has been defending NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell. It’s his wife! https://t.co/kKRhZBnOML

— WSJ Sports (@WSJSports) October 12, 2017

lol

awww

Rob Ryan looks like Gandalf went undercover to bust a cocaine smuggling ring in Miami in 1986. pic.twitter.com/8nMI4w2Gm5

— Mike Beauvais (@MikeBeauvais) October 19, 2017

holy shit

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DPFgPdsXcAEt1Gg.jpg

what NFL team do Trump own ? oh yeah they wouldnt let him have one ,!! LMAO https://t.co/1rPa5jfMjE

— Delisa Lynch (@MommaLynch24) November 20, 2017

hahahaha

Aqib Talib be having my mentions FUCKED UP lol https://t.co/NHsYeKwlGY

— Talib Kweli Greene (@TalibKweli) November 28, 2017

"Cam can show you the world" pic.twitter.com/Iv7mAlhy25

— Carolina Panthers (@Panthers) December 10, 2017

this guy

pic.twitter.com/KOdMJqo1T5

— Tennessee Titans (@Titans) January 7, 2018

Then again he picked me ahead of Peyton too, just sayin!!

— Ryan D Leaf (@RyanDLeaf) January 18, 2018

lmao that's amazing

Somebody please explain how asparagus does it. And you know what I mean by “it”.

— Case Keenum (@casekeenum7) February 3, 2018

Because I’m a former three-year football letterman who is still hailed as a legend some 20 years later when I attend field parties in my letter jacket, so I know a fraud under center when I see one, and that’s Andy Dalton.

— Three Year Letterman (@3YearLetterman) March 1, 2018

this is so classic. i should be upset but man the eagles are a fun team and i <3 chris long and legarrette blount

Parade ready pic.twitter.com/tuCQbTkOrY

— Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) February 8, 2018

Thanks to @jordanbpeterson for speaking to our staff and enlightening us today! pic.twitter.com/rRW5K1HpQD

— Pete Carroll (@PeteCarroll) May 10, 2018

Q: #AskStephenA You think Russell Wilson is overrated?
- @JohnAtMcGee

A: pic.twitter.com/eMXgxHV1z3

— Stephen A Smith (@stephenasmith) November 27, 2018

whole thread has a lot of wisdom

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v646/Supreme2k/respeck_knuckles.jpg

The Chicago bears accidentally making an inflammatory, sectarian statement about Irish politics is maybe the funniest NFL team post since the Raiders Derek Chauvin post. pic.twitter.com/rL9U3EuCVc

— Combo (@thiccgenius) March 17, 2022

My college roommate stole my girlfriend while we were roommates, had her move in with us and is now married to her with 2 kids…. And we are still friends. Why? Because the bonds you make coaching football are greater than the women who try to break them! Good luck today Petey… https://t.co/howHVN7N0a pic.twitter.com/AeLW113ipq

— Coach Tom Yashinsky (@TYash42) March 11, 2023

This is one of the best things I have ever seen:

should we REALLY make our schedule release video an anime AGAIN?

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— Los Angeles Chargers (@chargers) May 12, 2023