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jesus fucking christ

jamie moyer is on PTI rn, and i seriously thought it was some grizzled 60-year old 3rd base coach or something , until i noticed his name on the marquee.

What funky dudes; I'm voting for them. (cankles), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 21:46 (fifteen years ago) link

2009-04-19

Philadelphia Phillies' Raul Ibanez can't make the catch on an RBI-triple hit by San Diego Padres' Edgar V. Gonzalez in the third inning of a baseball game Sunday, April 19, 2009, in Philadelphia.

IT BEGINS

― macarooni (omar little), Tuesday, April 21, 2009 9:00 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark

umm

All that you should require of music is that it gets you laid. (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 17:23 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

All negroes look alike on FAX Saturday Baseball

Batsman (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 23 May 2009 21:29 (fourteen years ago) link

lol srsly - the guy they originally showed was wearing a panama baseball jersey it appeared (?)

'entertainment purposes' ONLY! (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 23 May 2009 22:17 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, from the WBC.

I remember old Mayberry, and I thought he looked way different...

Dr Morbius, Saturday, 23 May 2009 23:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Raul's Nats/other teams split is amusing.

Andy K, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:00 (fourteen years ago) link

i have to admit Antonio Bastardo is a great name.

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 4 June 2009 15:09 (fourteen years ago) link

it is! sort of want to add him to my fantasy team for the name alone!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 4 June 2009 16:27 (fourteen years ago) link

The Phillies' recent success can be traced to more consistent starting pitching, a string that began after right-hander Brett Myers was sidelined to likely season-ending hip surgery. In the 10 games since Myers' last start, Phillies starters are 8-0 with a 2.66 ERA, and in the last eight games, they're 6-0 with a 1.70 ERA.

Theriot Killa (Andy K), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 09:08 (fourteen years ago) link

A J.A. gonna crapp out on me

of the flight the plane was movin like a Wakefield knuckleball lol (Andy K), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 09:39 (fourteen years ago) link

what happened to all the Ibanez h8rz?

(*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Friday, 12 June 2009 06:18 (fourteen years ago) link

they are sitting in their parents' basements suggesting that he's a juicer

mookieproof, Friday, 12 June 2009 06:55 (fourteen years ago) link

lol at the J's pwning Madson twice in the same series!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 19 June 2009 14:01 (fourteen years ago) link

13-20 at home!

Dr Morbius, Saturday, 20 June 2009 06:20 (fourteen years ago) link

(Filthydelphians as that 26th man)

Dr Morbius, Saturday, 20 June 2009 06:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Is Rollins out of options?

Stacey Pollen (Andy K), Saturday, 20 June 2009 12:00 (fourteen years ago) link

that's a horrible idea

Batsman (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 22 June 2009 09:39 (fourteen years ago) link

13-20 at home!

― Dr Morbius, Friday, June 19, 2009 11:20 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

This is amazing. Now 13-22. The Nationals are 13-25 at home as well. WTF

van smack, Thursday, 2 July 2009 00:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Why is nats being 12 undet @ home weird? Love the phils home unis btw

unbandictionary (k3vin k.), Saturday, 4 July 2009 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link

It's done then

Batsman (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link

oh man, i thought you were talking about Halladay.

when you're taking the sloppy fifths after the Mets, you just can't get too excited.

(*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Good luck against the AL All Stars tonight Phillies.

mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 18:44 (fourteen years ago) link

within the next 4 hours ryan braun is going to go to the hospital with the stomach flu and jayson werth is going to replace him in the starting lineup

barrymore, murdrewland (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 18:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Lincecum gets a mysterious migraine and is replaced by Jamie Moyer.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 19:28 (fourteen years ago) link

A million for Pedro? Doesnt seem like too much of a risk...

mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 22:51 (fourteen years ago) link

he was asking 5mil at the start of the season, that's why it's taken so long for him to get picked up

velko, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 22:56 (fourteen years ago) link

I was shocked to see that JA Happ is the only Philly starter with a decent ERA+. Not sure how much help Pedro is going to be...

mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 23:16 (fourteen years ago) link

he will give their DL the name cache it needs:

http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/phillies/Signed_and_sealed_Martinez_placed_on_DL.html

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 14:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Late for the conference! Wake up, Pedro!

Stacey Pollen (Andy K), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 16:18 (fourteen years ago) link

ibanez starting the second half decently

"he said...all things passantino the night" (omar little), Friday, 17 July 2009 00:20 (fourteen years ago) link

jeeez moyer really has florida's number

"he said...all things passantino the night" (omar little), Friday, 17 July 2009 01:21 (fourteen years ago) link

embarrassing

i guess he's 13-2 career now

king kongro (J0rdan S.), Friday, 17 July 2009 01:46 (fourteen years ago) link

goddamn these guys have the best unis in the league, hands down

SB Idiot (k3vin k.), Saturday, 25 July 2009 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

damn cliff lee is this year's randy johnson/cc sabathia (lefty starter has an "off" first half with an AL squad, immediately dominates the NL upon trade). today: complete game, 2 hits, 1 R (unearned), 11 K, no walks.

the moreno you knowshon (omar little), Thursday, 20 August 2009 04:25 (fourteen years ago) link

small sample set be damned, a .82 ERA and .72 WHIP over four starts is pretty sweet, not to mention 6 walks against 34 strikeouts.

j.q higgins, Thursday, 20 August 2009 18:34 (fourteen years ago) link

make that a 0.68 ERA (his WHIP skyrocketed to 0.75)

the moreno you knowshon (omar little), Monday, 24 August 2009 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link

MVP candidate Ryan Howard hit two home runs and drove in five more runs ( / morbsbait)

the moreno you knowshon (omar little), Monday, 24 August 2009 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link

$5

Indiana Morbs and the Curse of the Ivy League Chorister (Dr Morbius), Monday, 24 August 2009 22:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Jeff (Princeton): Say some good things about Ryan Howard's baseball playing ability.

Joe Sheehan: He's probably the best left-handed hitter against right-handed pitchers in MLB. He's disciplined, he has plate coverage, and he can go line-to-line. I'm not sure I wouldn't take him over Pujols with a righty on the mound.

Indiana Morbs and the Curse of the Ivy League Chorister (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 27 August 2009 13:24 (fourteen years ago) link

pedro went 7 innings today, 5 hits, 1 ER, 0 BB, 9 Ks

the moreno you knowshon (omar little), Friday, 4 September 2009 00:59 (fourteen years ago) link

the Tastykake Poll

relevant to my interests

Batsman (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 5 September 2009 21:27 (fourteen years ago) link

Moyer may be losing his argument on staying in the rotation

A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 12 September 2009 20:27 (fourteen years ago) link

maybe Madson can't close, either!

A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 12 September 2009 23:07 (fourteen years ago) link

130 pitches for pedro....

bnw, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 20:49 (fourteen years ago) link

The Arbitrariness of Raul

http://www.baseballprospectus.com/unfiltered/?p=1390

Andy K, Monday, 21 September 2009 13:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Rodeojones (Nj): Is 2009 going to eclipse 1964 as the worst year in Phillies history?

Steven Goldman: The odds are still against it, but the Braves are sure making things interesting, aren't they? The Phillies tragedy quotient is equivalent to how much more rope they give Lidge... Doesn't seem like they're prepared to give him much more, but he keeps turning up anyway.

A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 19:10 (fourteen years ago) link

2009 officially not the worst year in Phillies history.

Maltodextrin, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 07:30 (fourteen years ago) link


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