Terrorism in 'Murica (aka The Homeland)

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Big Bang Theory?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 September 2016 13:17 (seven years ago) link

I don't have tv either. I think they'll handle this well but I'ma give them a day to find the rest of the cached fucking bombs.

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Monday, 19 September 2016 13:17 (seven years ago) link

Xpost Oh shit, multiple meanings not intentional.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 September 2016 13:18 (seven years ago) link

XD

how's life, Monday, 19 September 2016 13:20 (seven years ago) link

Fp'd for microaggression

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Monday, 19 September 2016 13:28 (seven years ago) link

Now you're definitely letting the terrorists win.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Monday, 19 September 2016 13:43 (seven years ago) link

making people's phones play a siren sound is not "handling it very professionally" imo but i guess it's not boston-level insanity

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 19 September 2016 13:54 (seven years ago) link

coming home from manhattan over the weekend while cops ran around in the subways yelling F IS CLOSED F IS CLOSED POLICE ACTIVITY GO HOME makes a fella nervous for sure

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 19 September 2016 14:54 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CsuXx-LWIAAgyjw.jpg:small

lol

mookieproof, Monday, 19 September 2016 14:59 (seven years ago) link

suspect captured in Linden NJ after firing at a cop

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 September 2016 15:41 (seven years ago) link

Nice

Evan, Monday, 19 September 2016 15:49 (seven years ago) link

Just seen film of him being taken away on a stretcher.

Bottlerockey (Tom D.), Monday, 19 September 2016 15:51 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/ItsTonyNow/status/777892751757180928

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 19 September 2016 16:00 (seven years ago) link

tbf i imagine they're checking for weapons?

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 19 September 2016 16:04 (seven years ago) link

P sure that's a direct transcript.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Monday, 19 September 2016 16:08 (seven years ago) link

They're checking for embedded cellphones.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-fj1HFuaZrD0/ThJdI2QpQPI/AAAAAAAACgQ/esATtrnuZeo/s1600/PDVD_108.BMP

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Monday, 19 September 2016 16:16 (seven years ago) link

Maybe, given their constraints, they are implementing thus far extra-legal tickle torture tactics to get him to talk. They are going to get some stubbly SWAT dude to blow raspberries on his tummy until he spills the beans.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 September 2016 16:37 (seven years ago) link

four years pass...

Disturbing new details in alleged plot to kidnap Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer

New filings claim there was a Plan B the militiamen had drawn up, that involved a takeover of the Michigan capitol building by 200 combatants who would stage a week-long series of televised executions of public officials.

There was also a Plan C -- burning down the state house, leaving no survivors.

Advanced Doomscroller (Sanpaku), Thursday, 19 November 2020 17:47 (three years ago) link

"economic anxiety"

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 19 November 2020 17:48 (three years ago) link

Look, an armed coup is totally a reasonable response to not being able to get a haircut.

Nhex, Thursday, 19 November 2020 18:40 (three years ago) link

give me wings, or give me death

the colour out of space (is the place) (PBKR), Thursday, 19 November 2020 18:50 (three years ago) link

Look, an armed coup is totally a reasonable response to not being able to get a haircut.


Have you seen these guys? They all look like Zack Galiafanakis.

Ape Hole Road (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 19 November 2020 20:18 (three years ago) link

Also gotta love that their backup plans were just as outlandish. Plan D was to hijack the Space Shuttle and pilot it into the Mackinac Bridge.

Ape Hole Road (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 19 November 2020 20:20 (three years ago) link

iirc that was actually Plan E, Plan D was to poison this year's crop of Traverse City cherries and hand deliver them to everyone at the statehouse.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 19 November 2020 20:28 (three years ago) link


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