Terrorism in 'Murica (aka The Homeland)

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Sort-of-islamist should have hyphenated for clarity

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Sunday, 18 September 2016 16:46 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, thank god it's not worse than it might have been. But we're not in a stage where stuff is ordered from on high, this may have had a certain motive, but how do we react to this dispersed, autonomous ideology?

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Sunday, 18 September 2016 16:56 (seven years ago) link

I don't react. I keep moving, quickly.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 18 September 2016 17:02 (seven years ago) link

So they said definitely intentional, second unexploded bomb similar design to Boston marathon bomb (design can be found on internet), checking for links to NJ race pipe bomb but so far no link to (international) Islamic terror.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 18 September 2016 19:23 (seven years ago) link

It's remarkable that no one died, it was a really powerful bomb. http://www.nytimes.com/2016/09/19/nyregion/new-york-explosion-chelsea.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=span-ab-top-region®ion=top-news&WT.nav=top-news

Luke McConnell, who was visiting from Colorado, was headed toward a restaurant on West 27th Street when the blast occurred.

“I felt it, like a concussive wave, heading towards me. Then there was a cloud of white smoke that came from the left side of 23rd Street near Sixth,” Mr. McConnell said. “There was no fire, just smoke.”

Witnesses said they could feel the explosion from several blocks away. Daniel Yount, 34, said he was standing on the roof of a building at 25th Street and Avenue of the Americas with friends.

“We felt the shock waves go through our bodies,” Mr. Yount said.

Seems like ISIS loners. They really underperformed this time, thank god. nypost fwiw: http://nypost.com/2016/09/18/there-will-be-more-chilling-911-call-after-the-chelsea-explosion/

flappy bird, Sunday, 18 September 2016 21:58 (seven years ago) link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunch_of_Guys

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Sunday, 18 September 2016 22:01 (seven years ago) link

lol come on

Nhex, Sunday, 18 September 2016 22:03 (seven years ago) link

5 people taken into custody

http://abc7ny.com/news/multiple-people-taken-into-custody-in-connection-with-chelsea-explosion/1517053/

flappy bird, Monday, 19 September 2016 03:38 (seven years ago) link

Shit.

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Monday, 19 September 2016 11:09 (seven years ago) link

Suspect named for the Chelsea bomb, 28 yo Afghanistan born naturalized us citizen of NJ.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2016/sep/19/us-authorities-investigating-new-jersey-explosive-devices-live-updates

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Monday, 19 September 2016 11:51 (seven years ago) link

home raided

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 September 2016 12:22 (seven years ago) link

iPhone extreme alert during Monday morning commute is one way to change the dialectic

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 19 September 2016 12:31 (seven years ago) link

I know this is 'letting the terrorists win' but I am strongly tempted to call out today

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Monday, 19 September 2016 13:00 (seven years ago) link

The NJ stuff is happening about 10 minutes' walk from my apartment.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 19 September 2016 13:00 (seven years ago) link

Hell, if them winning is you taking a personal day then fine, let them have this one.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Monday, 19 September 2016 13:03 (seven years ago) link

Personally, I feel like the 'letting them win' thing is more applicable if bombs go off in NY and NJ and you decide to stay home with the curtains drawn even though you live in Wichita. But if there's danger of subsequent events in a place where shit has already gone down, it's only natural to be cautious.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Monday, 19 September 2016 13:11 (seven years ago) link

Did it just now. My boss was cool about it.

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Monday, 19 September 2016 13:12 (seven years ago) link

Sounds like NY and NJ are handling this very professionally and thoroughly, but then, I don't have TV. Maybe TV is hysterical. Probably so.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 September 2016 13:15 (seven years ago) link

When is TV not hysterical.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Monday, 19 September 2016 13:16 (seven years ago) link

Big Bang Theory?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 September 2016 13:17 (seven years ago) link

I don't have tv either. I think they'll handle this well but I'ma give them a day to find the rest of the cached fucking bombs.

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Monday, 19 September 2016 13:17 (seven years ago) link

Xpost Oh shit, multiple meanings not intentional.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 September 2016 13:18 (seven years ago) link

XD

how's life, Monday, 19 September 2016 13:20 (seven years ago) link

Fp'd for microaggression

I wish you could see my home. It's... it's so... exciting (Jon not Jon), Monday, 19 September 2016 13:28 (seven years ago) link

Now you're definitely letting the terrorists win.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Monday, 19 September 2016 13:43 (seven years ago) link

making people's phones play a siren sound is not "handling it very professionally" imo but i guess it's not boston-level insanity

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 19 September 2016 13:54 (seven years ago) link

coming home from manhattan over the weekend while cops ran around in the subways yelling F IS CLOSED F IS CLOSED POLICE ACTIVITY GO HOME makes a fella nervous for sure

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 19 September 2016 14:54 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CsuXx-LWIAAgyjw.jpg:small

lol

mookieproof, Monday, 19 September 2016 14:59 (seven years ago) link

suspect captured in Linden NJ after firing at a cop

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 September 2016 15:41 (seven years ago) link

Nice

Evan, Monday, 19 September 2016 15:49 (seven years ago) link

Just seen film of him being taken away on a stretcher.

Bottlerockey (Tom D.), Monday, 19 September 2016 15:51 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/ItsTonyNow/status/777892751757180928

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 19 September 2016 16:00 (seven years ago) link

tbf i imagine they're checking for weapons?

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 19 September 2016 16:04 (seven years ago) link

P sure that's a direct transcript.

ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Monday, 19 September 2016 16:08 (seven years ago) link

They're checking for embedded cellphones.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-fj1HFuaZrD0/ThJdI2QpQPI/AAAAAAAACgQ/esATtrnuZeo/s1600/PDVD_108.BMP

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Monday, 19 September 2016 16:16 (seven years ago) link

Maybe, given their constraints, they are implementing thus far extra-legal tickle torture tactics to get him to talk. They are going to get some stubbly SWAT dude to blow raspberries on his tummy until he spills the beans.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 September 2016 16:37 (seven years ago) link

four years pass...

Disturbing new details in alleged plot to kidnap Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer

New filings claim there was a Plan B the militiamen had drawn up, that involved a takeover of the Michigan capitol building by 200 combatants who would stage a week-long series of televised executions of public officials.

There was also a Plan C -- burning down the state house, leaving no survivors.

Advanced Doomscroller (Sanpaku), Thursday, 19 November 2020 17:47 (three years ago) link

"economic anxiety"

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 19 November 2020 17:48 (three years ago) link

Look, an armed coup is totally a reasonable response to not being able to get a haircut.

Nhex, Thursday, 19 November 2020 18:40 (three years ago) link

give me wings, or give me death

the colour out of space (is the place) (PBKR), Thursday, 19 November 2020 18:50 (three years ago) link

Look, an armed coup is totally a reasonable response to not being able to get a haircut.


Have you seen these guys? They all look like Zack Galiafanakis.

Ape Hole Road (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 19 November 2020 20:18 (three years ago) link

Also gotta love that their backup plans were just as outlandish. Plan D was to hijack the Space Shuttle and pilot it into the Mackinac Bridge.

Ape Hole Road (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 19 November 2020 20:20 (three years ago) link

iirc that was actually Plan E, Plan D was to poison this year's crop of Traverse City cherries and hand deliver them to everyone at the statehouse.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 19 November 2020 20:28 (three years ago) link


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