The magic of a perfect bowel movement

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I am a very lucky guy in this regard.

Pretty much the only memorable part of The Fisher King for me is Robin Williams talking about the "Mystic Shit."

Radiant Flowering Crab (Rock Hardy), Monday, 29 September 2008 16:40 (thirteen years ago) link

It feels good to release a heavy turd but it feels even better to receive one in your hands.

a fecal well-fisher (unregistered), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 22:37 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

one in the hands is worth two in the bush

RESPECTABLE SIR (PappaWheelie V), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 03:54 (thirteen years ago) link

DUH, I meant a turd in the hand is worth two in the bush

I REQUEST U PLEASE GIVE ME A GUESS PAPERS (PappaWheelie V), Friday, 24 October 2008 05:10 (thirteen years ago) link

I wish my apt had one of those gravity johns so I didn't have to plunge the fuckin thing every time I go #2

TOMBOT, Friday, 24 October 2008 05:31 (thirteen years ago) link

seriously my gf got a brand new gravity crapper installed in her condo a while ago and that thing will probably swallow a rolled-up pair of wool socks without complaining. the shitcan in my basement one bedroom can barely handle one of my dinkleberries without predicating a work order

TOMBOT, Friday, 24 October 2008 05:33 (thirteen years ago) link

sounds like a shitty toilet!

skeletal lexing (Finefinemusic), Friday, 24 October 2008 14:08 (thirteen years ago) link

i once left a guy in the toilet at college that actually bridged the drain on the toilet bowl, and simply would not be flushed. it just sat there.

roommates and i named it 'parker' and took turns pissing on it, cuz the stream acted like a saw doo u c

my other son is a zamboni (gbx), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link

"a guy"

caek, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 18:16 (thirteen years ago) link


horrible (harbl), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 20:13 (thirteen years ago) link

have you ever made one so big you're like "whoa how did that fit inside me and how did it get out"

not that i have, just asking. out of curiosity.

horrible (harbl), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 20:15 (thirteen years ago) link

four years pass...

constipation --> its horrific opposite --> constipation --> its horrific opposite

^side effects ride on my drug regimen; Happy New Year

saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Monday, 31 December 2012 03:04 (nine years ago) link

I am certain that my institution has downgraded toilet paper brands in the past month, making every bowel movement "imperfect".

how's life, Monday, 31 December 2012 15:49 (nine years ago) link

why do I have this thread bookmarked

Dan I., Monday, 31 December 2012 17:49 (nine years ago) link

confused as to why tp brand or quality has anything to do with the perfect bowel movement, after which (as we all know) only a one-square-wipe is required (and that only for reassurance)

slitherin sockattacks (darraghmac), Monday, 31 December 2012 18:09 (nine years ago) link

seven years pass...

lockdown has been good to me in some regards

kim rong un (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 09:24 (two years ago) link

- jaysus that shite was as good as a ride

― talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, September 21, 2011 9:02 PM (eight years ago)

donald failson (sic), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 11:14 (two years ago) link

weve all had one cmon

kim rong un (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 11:43 (two years ago) link

just wondering if lockdown is being that good to you

donald failson (sic), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 12:10 (two years ago) link

the bishop wouldnt ask you that

kim rong un (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 12:47 (two years ago) link

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