what to do when your roommate doesn't realize you're home and thusly is having loud sex in the living room

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dd/Burial_at_sea_Feb2004.jpg/800px-Burial_at_sea_Feb2004.jpg

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00422/snf21DEL_422073a.jpg

This came up on the first page of results when I ran a search for "Charles Burst".

Time for the yearly bump.

check if the roommates are home first

bump for posterity

still classic. I'll bet this guy wouldn't care if you were home or not.

THIS:

she's got her ass in the air while this scrawny indie fop WEARING A TRUCKER HAT AND NOTHING ELSE is attempting to INSERT HIS COCK IN HER ASS.

ON MY COUCH

& THIS:

MY LIVING ROOM SMELLS LIKE NOTHING I'VE SMELLED BEFORE

4alltyme.

I miss the pic of the Weezer & Jimmy Eat World cds the trucker hat dude left behind.

I am too busy choking on my own roffle to post the "miss you" video for trucker hat guy

How would ILX react if this turned out to be untrue?

-- milo z, Thursday, 6 September 2007 20:08 (3 hours ago) Link

i dunno it's kind of like that story about George Washington chopping down the cherry tree or something

― latebloomer, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:08 (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

There's a page on Snopes about this, and Stephen Fry is referencing this purely to take points off Alan Davies on QI next week.

oh man, this thread. what memories.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSH4aRcMsTE

man if ever there was a thread that wa slong overdue for a sequel

slong overdue

schlong overdue?

boom! thusly

I am delighted to find that Google still only returns one result for "cummy hinder".
― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 18:56 (8 years ago) Permalink

and still

And if she says "I never thought you'd ask!" and smears her cummy hinder all over the kitchen, where will that leave poor Gear!?

btw "cummy hinder" does actually yield a few porn site results now including that phrase.

DJP can copyright the usage of that term and make some coin

"It was 20 years (+6 days) ago today ..."

she's befouling my heretofore innocent couch!!!

A time of legend.

she's befouling my heretofore innocent couch!!!

Manowar's finest hour

where were you (when the world stopped turning)

Pivotal. Epochal.

Interestingly, I was just minutes ago reading someone's blog, in which he made mention of spotting someone wearing a trucker hat "...as though it were still 2004"

"if you want to take it up the ass, take it on your bed."

Take it up the bum, baby
If that's the way you want it baby
Then I don't want you on my couch