What Do You Like About The Music Of Bell Biv And Devoe?

....now you know

And knowing is half the battle.
BELL BIV DEVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE

poison. be alert and cautious.

There's something weirdly tragic about unnecessary quotation marks in advertisements, on business signs, etc.

that's just how slick blows

Bumping this because radio up here plays "Poison" all the time but never plays "Do Me" and, after going back to the lyrics, I see why and remember that I never actually heard this song without laughing my ass off:

Take a look at me
Tell me, do you like what you see?
Do you think you can
Do you think you can do me?

Kiss me, pretty baby
Touch me all over
Girl, what makes you think you can do me
Do you think you can do me, girl?

Do me, baby (ho, ooh)
Do me, baby (do you think you can?)
Do me, baby (do me)
Do me, baby

Girl, let your hair down
Take off your clothes and leave on your shoes
Would you mind if I looked at you for a moment?
Before I make sweet love

Backstage, underage, adolescent
How ya doin', fine, she replied
I sighed, I like to do the wild thing
Action took place
Kinda wet, don't forget
The J, the I, the M, the M, the Y, why'all
I need a body bag

Do me, baby (oh, oh, oh)
Do me, baby (you can do me when you want to do me)
Do me, baby (yeah, yeah)
Do me, baby (mmm, ho, ho, ooh, yeah)

Do me, baby (I like it in the morning time, yeah)
Do me, baby (sometimes I love it in the evening, baby, yeah)
Do me, baby (can you do me all over, girl, yeah, yeah)
Do me, baby

The time was six o'clock on the Swatch watch
No time to chill, got a date, can't be late
Hey, the girl is gonna do me
Move to the Jacuzzi, ooh, that booty
Smack it up, flip it, rub it down, oh, no

Do me, baby (yeah)
Do me, baby (oh, baby, I like it just like that)
Do me, baby (and I love the way you do it to me, baby, yeah)
Do me, baby (oh, move just a little bit closer)

You can do me in the morning
You can do me in the night
You can do me when you want to do me
You can do me in the morning
You can do me in the night
You can do me when you want to do me

Oh, come on and sweat me
Will you just take a little bit, yeah?

That's the way I like it, baby
Come on over here
Let me caress your beautiful body
Kiss you from head to toe
I'll make you sweat, yeah
We're gonna train up in here all the way
Nine to five, baby
You just sweat, baby
That's the way I like to do it
Run you all over with some hot oil
And just watch your body shine

I just want to
I just want to lay your beautiful body down by the fireplace, baby
And make love to you all, all night
Oh, yeah
I love you, baby, yeah
Oh, ho
Oh, yeah

Backstage, underage, adolescent
How ya doin', fine, she replied
I sighed, I like to do the wild thing
Action took place

o_O

It's just spectacularly bad

it reads like a smoove b column from the onion

tomorrow night, I will escort you to my crib, where I will prepare for you a romantic meal comprised of succulent lobster from the finest sea. We will both eat the lobster and enjoy a side dish of rice with it. There will also be a baked potato waiting for you, and some butter for you to place upon that potato. In addition, there will be sour cream, which you may also put on the potato if you so desire.

I will also serve juice.

Then, when we have each finished eating our meals, I will lay your body down on a bedsheet comprised of 100 percent silk, which I will purchase in advance from the finest store in this city. Then, just before we freak, I will inquire as to how you like the feel of the sheets. If you inform me that you do not like it, I will travel to other cities around the world until I locate a store that sells sheets that are more to your satisfaction. Then, I will purchase those sheets and return home to put them on the bed for you.

It is then that I will hit you doggy-style.

Girl, what makes you think you can do me?