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also, i am on 'scription roids; i'd break the desk in half.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 September 2016 20:38 (seven years ago) link

tom scharpling overrated? 14 yrs x 48 broadcasts x 3 hours and all thats left is 6-7 hours of truly classic material. seems like Wurster did all the heavy lifting anyway.

― action bronson pinchot (sanskrit), Friday, February 21, 2014 8:54 AM (two years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm gonna go with yes, btw, usually didn't enjoy the Best Show all that much when I listened. Whereas I find Seven Second Delay fairly consistently amusing.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 12 September 2016 20:43 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...

I've been getting deeper into film this year, but film writing on the internet seems really dire. Can you recommend anyone worth following/reading that actually talks about film/filmmaking and isn't just A) longform otaku nerd twaddle, B) identifying "tropes" masquerading as criticism or C) audits on how woke movies are

"the fgti incident?" (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 20 November 2017 14:34 (six years ago) link

i'll get back to you, but w/ a historical bent maybe start here:

http://www.davidbordwell.net/blog/

shd've thrown in a baseball ref

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 20 November 2017 14:39 (six years ago) link

word, def looking for something on new films too.

I just watched 'The Square' and looked at the wiki and saw this sentence "Vice.com reviewer R0d Bastanm3hr hailed it as a timely satire taking aim at contemporary art patrons.[46]" and am under a cloud of misery and anger that an observation so banal and surface-level was a professional writer's big takeaway from such an ambitious film

"the fgti incident?" (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 20 November 2017 15:05 (six years ago) link

I don't gaf about Star Wars or superhero movies, fan service is ruining everything, TV is not better than movies, destroy all reboots, etc

"the fgti incident?" (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 20 November 2017 15:10 (six years ago) link

four months pass...

bump

like æ duce says, smell my anvil vapre (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 19:31 (six years ago) link

i like this guy

https://letterboxd.com/msicism/

and also the Effectively Wild baseball podcast.

the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 April 2018 06:35 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

Dear Dr. Morbius,
Did you know that many years ago Joyce Dewitt and Orson Bean were married, for a period of about 3 months?

This was apparently some prank on Wikipedia.

TS: Kirk/Spock vs. Hitchcock/Truffaut (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 8 February 2020 13:56 (four years ago) link

probably saw each other in the green room a lot

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 8 February 2020 15:49 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

sweet morbs, just one question - how do you do it?

ogmor, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 20:58 (four years ago) link

it's all in the reflexes

mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 21:00 (four years ago) link

ogmor, that doesn't sound like a baseball question

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 April 2020 13:42 (four years ago) link

I am just a humble admirer, baseball is a mystery to me

ogmor, Friday, 10 April 2020 13:57 (four years ago) link

five months pass...

can't believe it took me this long to ask you about playing guitar for gg allin

i mean ballin' from Maine to Mexico was right there

mookieproof, Saturday, 3 October 2020 02:57 (three years ago) link

Dr. Morbs, please be honest: who is the biggest piece of ass in 2020 MLB?

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 3 October 2020 03:10 (three years ago) link

i don't understand either question.

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 3 October 2020 14:36 (three years ago) link

Gentlemen, we have an imposter here. What did you do with the real Dr. Morbius, "Dr. Morbius"?

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 3 October 2020 14:42 (three years ago) link

Never heard of that guy, mook... I think his Wiki page is fairly new.

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 3 October 2020 15:36 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

MY NAME IS

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, October 2, 2008 11:16 AM (twelve years ago)

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 22 October 2020 01:27 (three years ago) link

thanks guys... it helped me remember him more clearly getting those words out

it might sound crazy if you just read his posts on this board or knew morbs the character, but we would all do good to live like bill. it's so easy to live a sedentary existence now (i'm not talking about covid), to feel like there's so much culture at your fingertips that you might as well be drowning in it. bill was from a different era, he never changed, and his rigidity and pride in being that way came thru loud and clear even if you barely knew him. but behind that was someone who valued tangibly experiencing the things that mattered to him, even when that thing was watching the sorry ass mets score 2 runs on a windy april night. (and btw he would never leave early.) i'm posting this as a reminder to myself as much as anything

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, October 21, 2020 11:59 PM

mookieproof, Thursday, 22 October 2020 04:02 (three years ago) link

Love that he wouldn’t miss a pitch at the stadium but often posted about falling asleep at home before crucial plays in the sixth or whenever. (I can relate.)

Andy K, Friday, 23 October 2020 02:38 (three years ago) link

Loved that sleeping through 1/3 of the game would not stop him from weighing in.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 23 October 2020 14:11 (three years ago) link

Bobby Bonilla day will never be the same. :(

Who was the good doctors favorite Met?

earlnash, Saturday, 24 October 2020 03:52 (three years ago) link

Wright for a while, I think.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 24 October 2020 04:01 (three years ago) link

seaver, far and away

mookieproof, Saturday, 24 October 2020 04:26 (three years ago) link

eight months pass...

i miss you morbius

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 4 July 2021 08:42 (two years ago) link

eight months pass...

every time I see a terrible take on "film twitter" I think, "god, I miss the guy but I'm glad Morbs never had to see this"

to be fair, he'd probably have dismissed most of the nonsense out of hand and gotten back to telling us about what he was never going to watch :)

mh, Tuesday, 22 March 2022 21:11 (two years ago) link


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