back by not particularly popular demand: NFL 2016-7 week 1 thread

go pack go!

shouldn't jax have just gone for the 1st down on 3 & 1? then get to the line & spike it?

and that screen play was gutless

i think going for the quick slant made sense, bortles just rushed it. but yeah the 4th down play was pretty lame

raiders! wow

so many of the 1pm games were/are great, basically every game that didn't feature the browns or bills (sorry guys)

I am not emotionally ready for Joe Buck

haha nope

so excited for football being back like 3 minutes ago and all of a sudden it's cowboys v giants

all of a sudden i started reevaluating my life choices because how many years have gone by and i'm sitting here watching ANOTHER cowboys-giants game called by joe buck

I kind of miss tony romo. Rooting against the cowboys isn't as fun without him.

they have a QB named Dak :/

RAIDERS :D

ok i need to watch the nfl network replay of the saints/raiders game. just now saw they went for two late in the 4th instead of kicking an extra point to tie. <3 the raiders

aw man, sad diego

losing a 3 td lead vs the chiefs is pobably harder than getting the 3 td lead in the first place

OBJ <3

That was quick

oh hey! i was about to ask where victor cruz had been. cruuuuuuz

Aw Cruz

Love that guy

elliott looks dece. ziggy ansah on notice for best ezekiel in the league status. prob safe for best ghanaian status still tho

omg dak is already having fun

making plays with his feet

Victor Cruz salsa <3 <3 <3

Lol cowboys

thank you nfl for first annual loooool @ dallas

Luck is looking good! Hope I didn't just jinx it.

lol colts

FREE BRADY

just sayin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvHpqbVcwB8

this is on tomorrow night

omg must-see tv

jfc how does this keep getting worse

what was eli doing? someone control eli

every time someone says "jimmy garoppolo" i think they're saying "janeane garofalo" and it makes me nostalgic/confused

ARE WE GOING TO WATCH REALITY BITES???

bill belicheck's lips look wicked chapped

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CsHRHUAXYAETQUD.jpg

martellus bennett and mccourty!

brady out

WOW!

marty, the imagination agency

bruce arians reaction shots tho

janeane garofalo having a pretty decent game so far

now THAT's the truth about cats and dogs

lol

i don't even feel motivated to hate the patriots right now who am i

Jimmy G. looking sharp!

he....looks like brady

nice drive.

i miss chandler jones in new england

this is the best thing

http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/kevin-harlans-play-by-play-radio-call-of-the-mnf-idiot-1786562558

kevin harlan needs to call football games on the national stage more often

the growl is a good look

http://deadspin.com/trent-dilfer-should-consider-sitting-this-one-out-1786605611

Dilfer appeared on radio station KNBR on Tuesday to clarify his comments. He said he had prepared all week to refine his Countdown takes in a way that would be thoughtful, but not give in to the “politically correct police.” (His words.) Dilfer believed that too many people focused on the part of his spiel where he said the role of a backup quarterback is to shut up. Then, in a bizarre twist, Dilfer invoked the time when he was a backup on the Seattle Seahawks and kept his mouth shut about child slavery, because he didn’t want to derail the team.

“My wife and I had been introduced to some really disturbing stuff and other social injustices: Childhood slavery in our country. And I’d gone to a couple seminars and presentations where we got really deep in the weeds about this issue. It became a passion of ours to help fight this battle of childhood slavery around the country and I had a very big platform in Seattle and I could have leveraged being a Seattle Seahawk, being an NFL quarterback, done a lot to get that message out there, but I chose not to at the sake of not wanting to disrupt the team and I never want to draw attention to myself, and take it away from Matt, the rest of our team and our preparation to win.”

jfc what a dipshit

roll eyes all the way back in my head

i was going to mention that earlier but didn't want to be a distraction to ilx

i was gonna free my child slaves but i didnt want to be a distraction to the team