Whatever happened to .... dead baby jokes

Police are now investigating the horror incident which happened at the supermarket in Baguley on Monday evening

what the fuck is a 'horror incident'?

what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

one is fun to smash with a mallet. the other is a watermelon.

What do you get when you stab a baby fifty times in the sternum?

Why, an erection, of course.

How many dead babies did the clown keep in his glove compartment?

33.

How do you get a dead baby into a shoebox? With a blender.

But how do you get it out?

Tortilla chips

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I Love Everything Poll Title:

What would you do if you were eating a pot of honey and you discovered a dead baby at the bottom?

I Love Everything Poll Closing Date (YYYY-MM-DD):

2020-10-05

I Love Everything Poll Text:

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/honey-child/

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discard the entire contents of the dead baby honeypot
discard the dead baby but continue to eat the honey
discard the honey but continue to eat the dead baby
continue to eat the entire contents of the dead baby honeypot

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