Whatever happened to .... dead baby jokes

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I've heard of wetting the baby's head but punching it?

Aw naw, no' Annoni oan an' aw noo (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 18:10 (six years ago) link

A dead baby in a clown outfit

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 23:41 (six years ago) link

What ruined my sister's life

― yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Saturday, July 16, 2016 8:41 PM (one month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

one month passes...


he mea ole, he kanaka lapuwale (sciatica), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 00:19 (six years ago) link

Police are now investigating the horror incident which happened at the supermarket in Baguley on Monday evening

what the fuck is a 'horror incident'?

hippie lady from california who loves that god (unregistered), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 16:35 (six years ago) link

three years pass...

what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

one is fun to smash with a mallet. the other is a watermelon.

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 May 2020 02:30 (two years ago) link

What do you get when you stab a baby fifty times in the sternum?

Why, an erection, of course.

pomenitul, Saturday, 23 May 2020 02:36 (two years ago) link

How many dead babies did the clown keep in his glove compartment?


pomenitul, Saturday, 23 May 2020 02:37 (two years ago) link

How do you get a dead baby into a shoebox? With a blender.

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 23 May 2020 02:38 (two years ago) link

But how do you get it out?

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 23 May 2020 02:39 (two years ago) link

Tortilla chips

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 23 May 2020 02:39 (two years ago) link

three months pass...

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What would you do if you were eating a pot of honey and you discovered a dead baby at the bottom?

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discard the entire contents of the dead baby honeypot
discard the dead baby but continue to eat the honey
discard the honey but continue to eat the dead baby
continue to eat the entire contents of the dead baby honeypot

(peech) or (buht ih-moh-jee) (unregistered), Monday, 21 September 2020 23:26 (two years ago) link

awwww <3

sarahell, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 02:00 (two years ago) link

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