I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

if his, maybe it's his idea of sexxytalk

:-/

every dick is special

so i'm having some fun. i unexpectedly became the owner of 4 poppers vials including one that is pressurized: you spray it onto a towel and then huff it. uh yeah. i just tried it out solo and i'm pretty sure i've never come that fast in my life.

i randomly hooked up with a guy who turned out to be a bear bar dj visiting from dc. we did it in the back of his rented yukon on a dirt road west of the city and got spotlighted by a cop after we finished, scrambled for our clothes, gave him our ids, left with a warning. last night we got a room. i like him. i'm going to try to parlay it into a dc trip but we'll see.

apparently he had ghb but we skipped that. he's a house music producer burner tattooed beard kind of guy, went to byu years ago, sweet and smart and reassuringly corny and it's nice to know i can still connect with someone and thaw out a little.

all the djs from my white little town got turned on to it either by progressive house (90s), electro house (00s) or erasure (80s).

i'll never come to any of that music

bf and i tag teamed a cute and fun furry bottom, making that our first non-terrible threesome (the last time we tried the guy couldn't bottom, couldn't top and had a huge frizzy lion's mane of hair that kept getting in the way)

i feel like it isn't possible for a threesome to be anything but really good or really bad.

congrats on a good one

from experience, it's possible for them to be both :|

thanks! and your new confidence is heartening to see

:)

so i think i'm going to dc to hang with this guy and i feel good about it. 💯

it's on.

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where are good places to view porn. my usual stuff is boring me.

I usually rely on P0rnhub these days. The quality varies, but its got a decent range and plenty of filterable categories.

yeah same actually it's pretty decent. tumblr mostly sucks for these purposes now.

porn: almost as boring as football

tumblr has gone downhill.

i sent this dc dude my unwashed jockstrap

in a 6"x9" mailer with a mix cd 😎

well i bet the jock is fresher

6 by 9, oh my

xp i guess you can judge for yourself: Your Favorite Song On This

but n.b. i don't give a shit what you think so why not share your own tmi on this thread instead of... riding my jock.

man mailing me unwashed jock is on my list of small but realistic dreams

i've been wearing one recently, pretty fun of course tho not quite sure how to work it into my life

I've never worn one; it feels like a garter belt.

I've removed them though.

i actually like them as regular underwear and i'm pretty used to wearing them now. a friend is into them so i ground his face in the pouch, that was fun.

man mailing me unwashed jock is on my list of small but realistic dreams

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i'm just going to blather here. i got a jock in return (whew), along with "masculine studies" "classics" iron john and king, warrior, magician and lover, and the prophet by khalil gibran. *rolls eyes*. ok i'll go with it, at least he isn't sending me atlas shrugged. i'm giving iron john a go but i don't think i'm going to make it. the weird thing is i totally had a "meaningful" dream last night like one of the ones in this stupid book. i mean it's fine, just boring in its self-help mode and weirdly non-commital and non-water-holding for a book about grabbing life by the balls or w/e, 274 pages of hedging vague suggestiveness. i cracked open king, warrior and yeah i don't think that one's for me, stuffy pseud windbag tone, no thanks.

my ex spoiled me by being well-read and having good taste in books.

i'm gonna send him spinoza: practical philosophy by deleuze for that beautiful, bomb-ass intro and stars in my pocket like grains of sand because that's the kind of thing i want a unicorn lover of mine to read and i think he could maybe get into it.

J why did no one believe you when you came out? Didn't you show them your music collection?

holy shit I send that Deleuze to possible persons over-30, under 30s get Anne Carson

fgti which book would you send me? *flutters eyelashes*

well now anne carson is going on my library list.

i'm 34 and available btw

J why did no one believe you when you came out? Didn't you show them your music collection?

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, October 13, 2016 1:08 AM (nine hours ago) Bookmark

my thing was that i listened to tons of rap music!

I still get way too many people surprised when they learn about me.

I shocked no one.

i didn't know anyone to shock, except for my mother who screeched at me

i really have no clue how much i pass or not, i feel pretty gay on the inside and love it

and you all rock btw, even dr morbius, who obv needs some help ilx is not giving him

hello my beautiful gaywads

it's been 6 weeks since my boyfriend's mom died and he's been depressed for months prior to that. we haven't been kicking it very often lately, which is understandable. i've not played outside the relationship either since then because i know it's been a tough time for him, but i'm feeling pretty frustrated.

anyhow he's out of town for the next couple days and i'm not sure what i want to do about it.

a friend with benefits? porn, dildo, weed, poppers?

i have... all those things.

naked macrame bacchanal?

i guess more broadly i'm just not sure how to navigate the intersection of an open relationship, mental illness, and grief. it feels like my identity as & obligation to be a loving and supportive partner leads to this self-sacrificing behavior where i just go without sex, sometimes for weeks, because it feels selfish under the circumstances to assert myself & my appetites.

like I don't know how to broach the subject because I worry it's just going to sound like "okay your mom's dead & you're depressed but i still need to nut"

although my boyfriend is going to starting an antidepressant shortly, so the situation is either going to get better if his mood stabilizes or get worse because of side effects