I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

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So, is this pretty much the new gay thread? Fine if it is; I'm just wondering if this is the place to post PG-rated gay stuff as well.

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Thursday, 1 September 2016 20:29 (seven years ago) link

i cried a lot monday. felt much better yesterday and today. lots of sleep. somewhat more put together. and i think i'm finally over whoring it up to distract myself because it's not helping me at all right now. but lord i'm going to read so fucking much and eat all the nut / trail mix varieties sold by trader joe's while doing so.

xp well there isn't a fall thread and honestly imo maybe someone should break tradition and start a rolling queer life thread that people can update whenever.

until the next, delayed, glaciation (map), Thursday, 1 September 2016 20:34 (seven years ago) link

or, it's technically too early for a fall thread and the seasonal thing has been sidelined for a while

until the next, delayed, glaciation (map), Thursday, 1 September 2016 20:35 (seven years ago) link

Rolling Queer Life 2016

until the next, delayed, glaciation (map), Thursday, 1 September 2016 20:51 (seven years ago) link

earlier this month my boy went to europe for a few weeks and i had sex w/ someone else for the first (and then second) time in like 5 years. the first time was not un-fun but i think i was too much in my own head because i was very aware of the fact that i was sort of like re-learning to ride a bike or whatever. the second time otoh was very very fun, maybe too much fun, we had very mature conversations about the whole thing but then he said a few things that i thought were a little over the line in terms of where our feelings were supposed to stop. he's cool tho & i think he was prob testing the waters or something, we still chat and i might see him again at some point.

meanwhile my boy met a guy off tinder in europe and when they started having sex he stopped cuz he said his dick was gross and weird, which i'm not sure but is funny (problematic?) nonetheless

J0rdan S., Thursday, 1 September 2016 21:01 (seven years ago) link

your boy's dick was gross or weird or his?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 September 2016 21:20 (seven years ago) link

if his, maybe it's his idea of sexxytalk

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 September 2016 21:21 (seven years ago) link

:-/

J0rdan S., Thursday, 1 September 2016 23:01 (seven years ago) link

every dick is special

until the next, delayed, glaciation (map), Friday, 2 September 2016 00:38 (seven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

so i'm having some fun. i unexpectedly became the owner of 4 poppers vials including one that is pressurized: you spray it onto a towel and then huff it. uh yeah. i just tried it out solo and i'm pretty sure i've never come that fast in my life.

savvinesslessness (map), Friday, 30 September 2016 03:48 (seven years ago) link

i randomly hooked up with a guy who turned out to be a bear bar dj visiting from dc. we did it in the back of his rented yukon on a dirt road west of the city and got spotlighted by a cop after we finished, scrambled for our clothes, gave him our ids, left with a warning. last night we got a room. i like him. i'm going to try to parlay it into a dc trip but we'll see.

savvinesslessness (map), Friday, 30 September 2016 03:59 (seven years ago) link

apparently he had ghb but we skipped that. he's a house music producer burner tattooed beard kind of guy, went to byu years ago, sweet and smart and reassuringly corny and it's nice to know i can still connect with someone and thaw out a little.

savvinesslessness (map), Friday, 30 September 2016 04:05 (seven years ago) link

all the djs from my white little town got turned on to it either by progressive house (90s), electro house (00s) or erasure (80s).

savvinesslessness (map), Friday, 30 September 2016 04:09 (seven years ago) link

i'll never come to any of that music

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Friday, 30 September 2016 04:40 (seven years ago) link

bf and i tag teamed a cute and fun furry bottom, making that our first non-terrible threesome (the last time we tried the guy couldn't bottom, couldn't top and had a huge frizzy lion's mane of hair that kept getting in the way)

clouds, Friday, 30 September 2016 15:32 (seven years ago) link

i feel like it isn't possible for a threesome to be anything but really good or really bad.

savvinesslessness (map), Friday, 30 September 2016 15:37 (seven years ago) link

congrats on a good one

savvinesslessness (map), Friday, 30 September 2016 15:39 (seven years ago) link

from experience, it's possible for them to be both :|

clouds, Friday, 30 September 2016 15:44 (seven years ago) link

thanks! and your new confidence is heartening to see

clouds, Friday, 30 September 2016 15:44 (seven years ago) link

:)

savvinesslessness (map), Friday, 30 September 2016 15:46 (seven years ago) link

so i think i'm going to dc to hang with this guy and i feel good about it. 💯

savvinesslessness (map), Saturday, 1 October 2016 03:34 (seven years ago) link

http://data.whicdn.com/images/135265005/large.jpg

savvinesslessness (map), Monday, 3 October 2016 19:56 (seven years ago) link

where are good places to view porn. my usual stuff is boring me.

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 4 October 2016 02:47 (seven years ago) link

I usually rely on P0rnhub these days. The quality varies, but its got a decent range and plenty of filterable categories.

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 02:50 (seven years ago) link

yeah same actually it's pretty decent. tumblr mostly sucks for these purposes now.

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 4 October 2016 02:51 (seven years ago) link

porn: almost as boring as football

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 02:55 (seven years ago) link

tumblr has gone downhill.

savvinesslessness (map), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 03:34 (seven years ago) link

i sent this dc dude my unwashed jockstrap

savvinesslessness (map), Sunday, 9 October 2016 03:53 (seven years ago) link

in a 6"x9" mailer with a mix cd 😎

savvinesslessness (map), Sunday, 9 October 2016 04:06 (seven years ago) link

well i bet the jock is fresher

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 9 October 2016 06:40 (seven years ago) link

6 by 9, oh my

clouds, Sunday, 9 October 2016 13:33 (seven years ago) link

xp i guess you can judge for yourself: Your Favorite Song On This

but n.b. i don't give a shit what you think so why not share your own tmi on this thread instead of... riding my jock.

savvinesslessness (map), Sunday, 9 October 2016 19:46 (seven years ago) link

man mailing me unwashed jock is on my list of small but realistic dreams

i've been wearing one recently, pretty fun of course tho not quite sure how to work it into my life

J0rdan S., Sunday, 9 October 2016 21:06 (seven years ago) link

I've never worn one; it feels like a garter belt.

I've removed them though.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 9 October 2016 21:17 (seven years ago) link

i actually like them as regular underwear and i'm pretty used to wearing them now. a friend is into them so i ground his face in the pouch, that was fun.

savvinesslessness (map), Sunday, 9 October 2016 21:48 (seven years ago) link

man mailing me unwashed jock is on my list of small but realistic dreams

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/12/We_Can_Do_It!.jpg

savvinesslessness (map), Sunday, 9 October 2016 21:49 (seven years ago) link

i'm just going to blather here. i got a jock in return (whew), along with "masculine studies" "classics" iron john and king, warrior, magician and lover, and the prophet by khalil gibran. *rolls eyes*. ok i'll go with it, at least he isn't sending me atlas shrugged. i'm giving iron john a go but i don't think i'm going to make it. the weird thing is i totally had a "meaningful" dream last night like one of the ones in this stupid book. i mean it's fine, just boring in its self-help mode and weirdly non-commital and non-water-holding for a book about grabbing life by the balls or w/e, 274 pages of hedging vague suggestiveness. i cracked open king, warrior and yeah i don't think that one's for me, stuffy pseud windbag tone, no thanks.

my ex spoiled me by being well-read and having good taste in books.

i'm gonna send him spinoza: practical philosophy by deleuze for that beautiful, bomb-ass intro and stars in my pocket like grains of sand because that's the kind of thing i want a unicorn lover of mine to read and i think he could maybe get into it.

do i look sexy today 564 (map), Thursday, 13 October 2016 04:25 (seven years ago) link

J why did no one believe you when you came out? Didn't you show them your music collection?

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 October 2016 05:08 (seven years ago) link

holy shit I send that Deleuze to possible persons over-30, under 30s get Anne Carson

fgti, Thursday, 13 October 2016 07:22 (seven years ago) link

fgti which book would you send me? *flutters eyelashes*

laraaji p. henson (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 13 October 2016 13:14 (seven years ago) link

well now anne carson is going on my library list.

do i look sexy today 564 (map), Thursday, 13 October 2016 14:28 (seven years ago) link

i'm 34 and available btw

do i look sexy today 564 (map), Thursday, 13 October 2016 14:45 (seven years ago) link

J why did no one believe you when you came out? Didn't you show them your music collection?

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, October 13, 2016 1:08 AM (nine hours ago) Bookmark

my thing was that i listened to tons of rap music!

J0rdan S., Thursday, 13 October 2016 15:00 (seven years ago) link

I still get way too many people surprised when they learn about me.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 October 2016 15:21 (seven years ago) link

I shocked no one.

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Thursday, 13 October 2016 16:15 (seven years ago) link

i didn't know anyone to shock, except for my mother who screeched at me

do i look sexy today 564 (map), Thursday, 13 October 2016 19:19 (seven years ago) link

i really have no clue how much i pass or not, i feel pretty gay on the inside and love it

do i look sexy today 564 (map), Thursday, 13 October 2016 19:21 (seven years ago) link

and you all rock btw, even dr morbius, who obv needs some help ilx is not giving him

do i look sexy today 564 (map), Thursday, 13 October 2016 19:23 (seven years ago) link

hello my beautiful gaywads

it's been 6 weeks since my boyfriend's mom died and he's been depressed for months prior to that. we haven't been kicking it very often lately, which is understandable. i've not played outside the relationship either since then because i know it's been a tough time for him, but i'm feeling pretty frustrated.

anyhow he's out of town for the next couple days and i'm not sure what i want to do about it.

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 17:14 (seven years ago) link


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