I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

We had a weird one a few weeks back.

We've been looking for other couples to play with and my husband started talking to this one married guy who expressed an enthusiastic interest in the four of us getting together. Every time it was convenient for us, though, his husband was always at work or whatever, and the guy finally asked us if it would be okay if he just came over and watched us (he and his husband have rules against participating without each other, which we both wholly respect and were not going to even attempt to violate). He came over and the three of us talked for an hour or so, after which I was finally like "so...are we gonna go to the bedroom or not?"

As planned, it was my husband and I having sex while he watched, but his version of "watching" was standing like an inch or two apart from us, and constantly moving around to catch all the action. I didn't mind, but it was definitely odd and I don't understand why we didn't just all wait for his husband to be available. My husband has messaged back and forth with him a couple times since, but no plans have even come close to being set so idk.

wow, u folx are busy

fgti, i'm glad you have kinda remade things, you seemed so despairing while all that stuff was going on. wishing you well.

Thanks guys

Today was weird, polydude called me up and screamed at me for an hour, accused me of being insane, listed all these things I'd done wrong, and how I was nothing but shit in his life and his partner's, who I both consider still to be my closest friends, and I'm the sort of person who is easily convinced that all wild accusations are actually true, as insane as that was, and so I had to deal with the grief of that all day

Positive note was that picky-eater asked to hang out more in the future, and talking to him after all the fire and brimstone tasted like a bowl of cool gazpacho (odourless and tasteless gazpacho but soothing nonetheless)

literally writing out the very short voicemail i'm going to leave my new just-friend today to stay on track.

So, is this pretty much the new gay thread? Fine if it is; I'm just wondering if this is the place to post PG-rated gay stuff as well.

i cried a lot monday. felt much better yesterday and today. lots of sleep. somewhat more put together. and i think i'm finally over whoring it up to distract myself because it's not helping me at all right now. but lord i'm going to read so fucking much and eat all the nut / trail mix varieties sold by trader joe's while doing so.

xp well there isn't a fall thread and honestly imo maybe someone should break tradition and start a rolling queer life thread that people can update whenever.

or, it's technically too early for a fall thread and the seasonal thing has been sidelined for a while

Rolling Queer Life 2016

earlier this month my boy went to europe for a few weeks and i had sex w/ someone else for the first (and then second) time in like 5 years. the first time was not un-fun but i think i was too much in my own head because i was very aware of the fact that i was sort of like re-learning to ride a bike or whatever. the second time otoh was very very fun, maybe too much fun, we had very mature conversations about the whole thing but then he said a few things that i thought were a little over the line in terms of where our feelings were supposed to stop. he's cool tho & i think he was prob testing the waters or something, we still chat and i might see him again at some point.

meanwhile my boy met a guy off tinder in europe and when they started having sex he stopped cuz he said his dick was gross and weird, which i'm not sure but is funny (problematic?) nonetheless

your boy's dick was gross or weird or his?

if his, maybe it's his idea of sexxytalk

:-/

every dick is special

so i'm having some fun. i unexpectedly became the owner of 4 poppers vials including one that is pressurized: you spray it onto a towel and then huff it. uh yeah. i just tried it out solo and i'm pretty sure i've never come that fast in my life.

i randomly hooked up with a guy who turned out to be a bear bar dj visiting from dc. we did it in the back of his rented yukon on a dirt road west of the city and got spotlighted by a cop after we finished, scrambled for our clothes, gave him our ids, left with a warning. last night we got a room. i like him. i'm going to try to parlay it into a dc trip but we'll see.

apparently he had ghb but we skipped that. he's a house music producer burner tattooed beard kind of guy, went to byu years ago, sweet and smart and reassuringly corny and it's nice to know i can still connect with someone and thaw out a little.

all the djs from my white little town got turned on to it either by progressive house (90s), electro house (00s) or erasure (80s).

i'll never come to any of that music

bf and i tag teamed a cute and fun furry bottom, making that our first non-terrible threesome (the last time we tried the guy couldn't bottom, couldn't top and had a huge frizzy lion's mane of hair that kept getting in the way)

i feel like it isn't possible for a threesome to be anything but really good or really bad.

congrats on a good one

from experience, it's possible for them to be both :|

thanks! and your new confidence is heartening to see

:)

so i think i'm going to dc to hang with this guy and i feel good about it. 💯

it's on.

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where are good places to view porn. my usual stuff is boring me.

I usually rely on P0rnhub these days. The quality varies, but its got a decent range and plenty of filterable categories.

yeah same actually it's pretty decent. tumblr mostly sucks for these purposes now.

porn: almost as boring as football

tumblr has gone downhill.

i sent this dc dude my unwashed jockstrap

in a 6"x9" mailer with a mix cd 😎

well i bet the jock is fresher

6 by 9, oh my

xp i guess you can judge for yourself: Your Favorite Song On This

but n.b. i don't give a shit what you think so why not share your own tmi on this thread instead of... riding my jock.

man mailing me unwashed jock is on my list of small but realistic dreams

i've been wearing one recently, pretty fun of course tho not quite sure how to work it into my life

I've never worn one; it feels like a garter belt.

I've removed them though.

i actually like them as regular underwear and i'm pretty used to wearing them now. a friend is into them so i ground his face in the pouch, that was fun.

man mailing me unwashed jock is on my list of small but realistic dreams

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i'm just going to blather here. i got a jock in return (whew), along with "masculine studies" "classics" iron john and king, warrior, magician and lover, and the prophet by khalil gibran. *rolls eyes*. ok i'll go with it, at least he isn't sending me atlas shrugged. i'm giving iron john a go but i don't think i'm going to make it. the weird thing is i totally had a "meaningful" dream last night like one of the ones in this stupid book. i mean it's fine, just boring in its self-help mode and weirdly non-commital and non-water-holding for a book about grabbing life by the balls or w/e, 274 pages of hedging vague suggestiveness. i cracked open king, warrior and yeah i don't think that one's for me, stuffy pseud windbag tone, no thanks.

my ex spoiled me by being well-read and having good taste in books.

i'm gonna send him spinoza: practical philosophy by deleuze for that beautiful, bomb-ass intro and stars in my pocket like grains of sand because that's the kind of thing i want a unicorn lover of mine to read and i think he could maybe get into it.

J why did no one believe you when you came out? Didn't you show them your music collection?

holy shit I send that Deleuze to possible persons over-30, under 30s get Anne Carson

fgti which book would you send me? *flutters eyelashes*

well now anne carson is going on my library list.

i'm 34 and available btw

J why did no one believe you when you came out? Didn't you show them your music collection?

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, October 13, 2016 1:08 AM (nine hours ago) Bookmark

my thing was that i listened to tons of rap music!

I still get way too many people surprised when they learn about me.