Children in bars

spoiler: shakey was the 3 yr old

The parents of these children of the gentrified frontier want it all: an authentic, unpredictable bar experience and simultaneously a safe, sterile playroom for their offspring.

hard to believe it's been four whole months

Why havent all children been killed yet

move to a place with smoking in bars

Business oppo right there calman

are children still in bars

is our children barring

bar crawling

Half a bottle at 7am every morning

was in a bar with two of my children yesterday, it was chill tbh

Aren't yr children 35

combined age

i was only answering the question sir

London is pretty bad for this. also, any place i find with good coffee has a time limit of about 2 months before hordes of parents + brats invade to park at the tables all day.

I wasn't planning to post, but this 1 year old just emerged from the darkness of the back of the bar and walked by me followed by her mom with the stylish torn black jeans. I made eye contact with the baby because WTF and as the mom passed she looked at me sympathetically as if expecting for me to express my appreciation of the cuteness of her progeny but f that

hero

I don't really understand why anyone would bring a child to a bar tbh. if I'm going to a bar it's too *get away* from my children

xp

nyc deserves

also does calstars just go to pedo bars or something? cuz he seems to run into an inordinate amount of children in bars. I never see kids in bars. granted I live in SF where there just aren't that many kids but still

The children have learned that calstars doesn't like kids in bars so now they have conspired to make calstars's life a living hell. Don't cross the children.

it was only a matter of time before an ilxor was accused of being a pedo

You straight up typed pedo bars huh

following my example eh

weird what people will straight up type when the guy who decided to make a conscious run for creepiest dude on ilx started hanging out on the thread "Children in bars"

Idnrc calstars run for that throne but as all know it sits vacant awaiting trotk

honored by your nomination

not conferring title nor indeed nominating, just acknowledging concerted effort

K ok ok

Idnrc trotk

Came after tfotr and ttt

there were elephant things iirc, not due what became of them

*sure ffs

ndrstnd fck ll tbh

ndrstnd fck I was better

lol

typical ilx elitism

rlr stff √

Lolc

(Laffing out left cheek)

bar's

Old people in bars

is calstars still annoyed at children in bars??????

obv the blame is on the parents . no excuse

who the fuck cares whether calstars is still annoyed at children in bars

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*wacky voice*

i do, brimstead. i do.

Went to a brewery with my son this afternoon. We shared an overpriced shrimp po boy.

'children in bars' an album by a band