DUDES: do you pee sitting down by default?

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The *SCOOP* story loses a lot without the attendent hand gestures/sound effects.

It's worse to imagine the various possibilities.

― C0L1N B..., Thursday, 19 April 2007 00:22 (seventeen years ago) link

was she a reporter

― latebloomer, Thursday, 19 April 2007 00:26 (seventeen years ago) link

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― HI DERE, Thursday, 19 April 2007 00:27 (seventeen years ago) link

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

http://images.apple.com/moviesxml/s/focus_features/posters/scoop_l200606151144.jpg

― HI DERE, Thursday, 19 April 2007 00:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I just ate dammit, ffs

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 19 April 2007 00:33 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahaha

― HI DERE, Thursday, 19 April 2007 00:40 (seventeen years ago) link

"hidden valley"

― nickalicious, Thursday, 19 April 2007 00:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I am punching every one of you.

― David R., Thursday, 19 April 2007 00:46 (seventeen years ago) link

what an incredibly fortunate time i picked to have to leave.

howevver i do feel the need to say my piece: i never peed in the shower until one day in sophmore year of hs when a classmate informed me he alwaysa made sure to pee on his foot because 'it prevents athletes foot'. when i called him a disgusting fuck he acted as if this practice was totally normal. i said no really dude thats fucking gross then i went home & ive been doing it ever since. force of habit.

ps i havent had athletes foot once since

― deeznuts, Thursday, 19 April 2007 00:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i peed on my leg once after getting stung by a jelly fish

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

"once"

― HI DERE, Thursday, 19 April 2007 01:01 (seventeen years ago) link

"after getting stung by a jelly fish"

― max, Thursday, 19 April 2007 01:09 (seventeen years ago) link

what really makes me happy is someone somewhere is going to read this thread & piss on their foot in the morning.

btw person who is planning to piss on your foot & then read this & is having second thoughts, yes its a true story & we ARE in it together.

― deeznuts, Thursday, 19 April 2007 01:16 (seventeen years ago) link

"my leg"

― JW, Thursday, 19 April 2007 01:31 (seventeen years ago) link

"on"

― HI DERE, Thursday, 19 April 2007 01:37 (seventeen years ago) link

"i peed"

― deeznuts, Thursday, 19 April 2007 01:47 (seventeen years ago) link

(good work, everyone)

― HI DERE, Thursday, 19 April 2007 02:15 (seventeen years ago) link

ALLY UREA TREAT

― remy bean, Thursday, 19 April 2007 02:27 (seventeen years ago) link

LOCK THREAD

― JW, Thursday, 19 April 2007 02:30 (seventeen years ago) link

i love you, pee pee thread!

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 03:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe bros should sit down more. There's often piss all over the floor in the men's toilet at work.

― Drooone, Thursday, 19 April 2007 03:11 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe you should never learn not to stand in piss

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 03:12 (seventeen years ago) link

they're doing you a favor, you ungrateful cock

― JW, Thursday, 19 April 2007 03:19 (seventeen years ago) link

cock.

― Drooone, Thursday, 19 April 2007 03:22 (seventeen years ago) link

There's always going to be someone at the workplace that couldn't hit the broad side of a continent with their piss / poo.

― David R., Thursday, 19 April 2007 03:59 (seventeen years ago) link

the worst is when someone leaves their post-lunch purge in the toilet. :/

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 04:07 (seventeen years ago) link

NEVER HAVE I WANTED TO PEE IN SOMETHING SO BAD: http://www.trendir.com/archives/natures-call-flower-shaped-urinal-clark-sorensen-red-hibiscus.jpg

― remy bean, Thursday, 19 April 2007 04:10 (seventeen years ago) link

NEVER HAVE I WANTED TO PEE IN SOMETHING SO BAD

nevar forget: http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/a3/e4/Clearblue_Easy_Digital_Pregnancy_Test-resized200.jpg

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 19 April 2007 04:28 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...

This thread = awesomeness.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 00:50 (sixteen years ago) link

twelve years pass...

https://www.healthline.com/health/shower-pee

Despite rumors to the contrary, urine is not sterile. It can contain dozens of different types of bacteria, including Staphylococcus and Streptococcus, which are associated with staph infections and strep throat, respectively.

However, bacteria counts are relatively low in healthy urine, though they may be much higher if you have a urinary tract infection (UTI).

― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 10:28 (three years ago) link

great revive

― a denim head and an aficionado of Japanese craftsmanship (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 10:32 (three years ago) link

ffs

― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 10:39 (three years ago) link

anyway it's still supposedly not that bad (peeing in the shower), but just found it amusing a lot of the defense of this was based on an urban myth (sterile pee).

― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 10:40 (three years ago) link

thread is gold

― maffew12, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 11:32 (three years ago) link

ok that's not nearly as bad as I was expecting (I have a friend who has an awful sex story that involves no condom and the girl afterwards going *SCOOP* "Want some?" and I thought this would be a variation, only with added pizza)
― HI DERE, Thursday, April 19, 2007 12:16 AM (thirteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

― peace, man, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 12:19 (three years ago) link

lol maffew

― imago, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 12:56 (three years ago) link

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