Does the entire Innocent Smoothies aesthetic strike you as deeply fucking irritating?

oh fuck

https://twitter.com/noamtoff

https://twitter.com/rileythepoo

I like that the dog stopped tweeting as soon as the baby was born

:/

https://twitter.com/jasontoff/status/767096143901814784

5/ This morning she woke up to a hateful comment on her blog. Then more appeared. One compared my wife and I to ISIS (wtf?)

If you put out content like that - including a public twitter account for an actual baby on a platform that's renowned for abuse (and which the dad works/worked at by the looks of it) - maybe you should know better than to actively look to see what people are saying about you
I'm sure people are being vile and it's hugely unfair but switch on moderation on your blog comments and stop being surprised that people might react badly to rich white smugness

"I thought I understood Twitter hate, now I actually get it"

I sincerely, genuinely, do not understand how someone can be like these people. Like how do their brains actually work? I guess that is one way they are like ISIS, in that I can't genuinely comprehend the brain process/mental framework of a religious fundamentalist terrorist either.

his twitter bio:

virtual reality @google. formerly GM @vine, director of product mgmt @twitter, and product @youtube.

that's what made me o_O like maybe you may have heard about people being unpleasant on the internet. Some of them even make mean jokes! let alone the prolonged abuse campaigns and rape threats that twitter is famous for

https://twitter.com/sallyrooney/status/772430532592406528

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Crg5eBaXYAAHlp0.jpg:large

reckon this belongs here:

https://www.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/483236/Commissioning_for_Victims_pres_Dec_2015_FINAL.pdf

from the baby birthday blogger blog:

Disclaimer: I hate that I'm putting this here, but I felt compelled to respond to the hateful, derogatory comments being made about me, my family and this post.

I started blogging as a creative outlet, as a place where I could go to say and share what I like and love and who I care deeply about. My blog, the tiny little corner of the Internet that I felt like I personally carved out, became my safe space, my refuge and my home, especially when life got tough. It became very, deeply personal to me. It was not just a space on the Internet for me. It was my space on the Internet.

who puts open public comment boxes and monetiziation links in their deeply personal space???

How dare you

the tumblr one caek posted is killing me

beep beep!

I don't condone people being hateful or piling on others, but if you do something as a public creative venture... isn't that a thing people analyze critically? If it's a safe space then make it friend-only, or invite-only.

reminds me of the early days of irc where half the channels were people welcoming you to the virtual bar or (oh god) hot tub, looking for friendly chat, and the other half were people destroying your words until you bowed to their weird social norms

the innocent smoothies ppl are definitely "chill in the virtual hot tub" ppl

*plop*

hi sarahell would you like a marg

sick burn https://twitter.com/HereticHR/status/776014925927968768

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CsT1cntXgAAu57S.jpg:large

lol, a+ work pete wentland

http://i.imgur.com/1wYqJca.jpg

Westmonster ‏@WestmonsterUK
1,000 followers in one night. Stop, you'll make us blush!

not looking forward to the Innocent Smoothie aesthetic fascism era

@innocent
1,000 purged in one night. a lot of naughty boys and girls out there!

the non-fash countercharge to this has to be as non-innocent-smoothie as possible

'fuck arron banks' is quite a good name for a news organisation

'fuck arron banks' is quite a good name for a nightmarish full-immersion virtual reality experience where players must seduce and sexually satisfy the portly leave.eu cofounder

http://k2planthireltd.com/poster-one.jpg

hahahaha fair

tough love

dearie me

https://jobs.designit.com/jobs/24949-lead-service-designer

"Your best work is yet to come. Pinkie swear and fist bumps."

found out that anglo-saxon literature is full of objects that talk e.g. inscriptions on caskets written from the POV of the casket, unrelated to the engravings underneath, so all this "hi, i am made from 100% recycled plastic" biz is actually highly traditional

I'm guessing that the anthropomorphic caskets of anglo-saxon literature are generally not so annoyingly chirpy, though

Heinous

http://i.imgur.com/O7rx3MU.jpg

I take it this was produced by Team Heinous on the next series of the Apprentice.

FFS! Someone deserves neck torture for that shit!

Every day I stare at this in the shower and puzzle over what they could possibly mean by "not really"

http://i.imgur.com/JKzcgmQ.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBeN1S_86o4

I suppose they mean there are not actually three men in that tub of shower scrub?

Or is it just a "We're not gay really" message?

Now you've got me pondering.

it is definitely "no homo"

that was my take

Basically my conclusion too - but why Lush feel they need to defend their heterosexuality on the side of a tub of shower gunk remains a mystery.

lush do love a bit of the matey patter on the containers

me ol' china

leave matey out of it

Innocent don't make swearwords, but if they did it would probably be cockwomble

https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/how-twitter-ruined-swearing

agreed, can't stand it
same as cuntmuffin
pissbollocks is fine though, don't think that should be tarred with the same brush in that article

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=cockfarmer&num=20&safe=active&source=lnt&tbs=cdr%3A1%2Ccd_min%3A%2Ccd_max%3A1%2F1%2F2002&tbm=

genuinely started thinking Catweasel had been called Cockweasel because of all this

that senator that called Trump a shitgibbon the other day and got loads of Americans tweeting like clapping seals - that was dispiriting

wonder if it's prevalent outside of the English language and if it denotes tweeness in the same way. German seems like it would be naturally prone

https://twitter.com/mhairimcf/status/842652167630675969

http://i.imgur.com/1vxg9Uc.jpeg