it was an SNL skit with Will Ferrell and Reese Witherspoon. It's not like I'm Nabisco over here working up special scripts just for ILE. (xpost)
-- Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, June 13, 2007 7:59 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
FOLLOWUP ZING
― and what, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 20:05 (sixteen years ago) link
I just came here to post the Alex in B one.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 20:07 (sixteen years ago) link
seeing a thread title about vibrations has given me kenanxiety.
-- estela, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 22:56 (16 minutes ago) Link
― nickalicious, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 23:14 (sixteen years ago) link
give this lady a gold medal
― strgn, Thursday, 14 June 2007 04:37 (sixteen years ago) link
PATRON SAINT OF THIS THREAD
― sanskrit, Thursday, 14 June 2007 13:49 (sixteen years ago) link
Morbs, nah to v0000rdomes, i already know what a drum circle looks like
-- elmo argonaut, Friday, June 15, 2007 5:32 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
― sanskrit, Friday, 15 June 2007 19:06 (sixteen years ago) link
Ignoring the essay's larger points non-shockah.
-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Saturday, June 16, 2007 2:17 PM
i guess i'll have to rescreen it
-- gershy, Saturday, 16 June 2007 23:35 (15 hours ago) Link
― and what, Sunday, 17 June 2007 15:16 (sixteen years ago) link
"shockah" is bad enough, "non-shockah" constructions should be an instant 5-day ban
― s1ocki, Sunday, 17 June 2007 16:26 (sixteen years ago) link
in-between non-zing posts edited out: http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/IMG_5356.jpg -- kenan, Sunday, June 17, 2007 12:16 AM (18 hours ago) Bookmark Link
How many children were outside your window at that moment, Kenan?
-- Pleasant Plains, Sunday, June 17, 2007 1:55 AM (17 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― Lingbert, Sunday, 17 June 2007 19:15 (sixteen years ago) link
guilty lolz b/c I disagree with Dom on this thread mostly:
also why do nearly all student newspaper writers write in what feels like the same voice? there's certain syntax and word choices that only student newspapers ever seem to have.
paul please, please tell me you don't actually care about the answer to this
-- lex pretend, Monday, June 18, 2007 8:29 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
http://downloadsimpsons.com/files/malibu_stacy.jpg
"Thinking too much gives you wrinkles"
-- Dom Passantino, Monday, June 18, 2007 8:31 AM (13 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 18 June 2007 13:33 (sixteen years ago) link
thought this was a joke thread until I saw it was started by Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy
-- RJG, Monday, June 18, 2007 10:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― That one guy that quit, Monday, 18 June 2007 22:42 (sixteen years ago) link
bernie mac once made me spit out my coke twice, like, i spit it out but there was still some in my mouth and i was moving to clean it off my hand and then he made another joke and i spit out the rest. -- ethan, Tuesday, March 19, 2002 1:00 AM
-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 00:59 (1 hour ago) Link
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 02:14 (sixteen years ago) link
I've never heard of any of these people.
-- Tuomas, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 1:54 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
I've never heard of Jaana Pelkonen, what's your point?
-- Noodle Vague, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 1:55 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― stevie, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 13:20 (sixteen years ago) link
Hoos zing is quality. what we hate about others is what we hate about ourselves lol
― deej, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 17:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Mets games always started at 8:05 when I was a kid. And were usually over by 10:30. -- Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 14:09 (3 hours ago) Link
But I thought the Mets didn't come into existance until 1962! -- David R., Tuesday, 19 June 2007 14:22 (3 hours ago) Link
― gabbneb, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 17:58 (sixteen years ago) link
rofl
― latebloomer, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 18:03 (sixteen years ago) link
hahaha
― That one guy that quit, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 18:45 (sixteen years ago) link
my arteries are nowhere as clogged as David R's, just sayin'
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 18:50 (sixteen years ago) link
now make it funny
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 18:54 (sixteen years ago) link
Nice to see that Laurel's given me another reason to write her off entirely.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 18:57 (sixteen years ago) link
where dude where
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:00 (sixteen years ago) link
what are you talking about?
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:01 (sixteen years ago) link
For posting Dan's zing of me on this thread.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:01 (sixteen years ago) link
Or: you could just say "LOL @ fat aspie Red Sox bandwagoneer"
― David R., Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:02 (sixteen years ago) link
and make that funny
I mean, it wasn't an especially good zing, because it kind of came out of nowhere (Dan has never said anything that harsh to me, even in person) and wasn't really accurate (unless mentioning to your friends that you wrote something that you thought they might be interested in = self-promotion), but it looks like she was all too eager to support it.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:06 (sixteen years ago) link
u mad
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:07 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.northbloomfieldohio.homestead.com/files/beaver.jpg
― Laurel, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:08 (sixteen years ago) link
wow wow wow
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:11 (sixteen years ago) link
i mean everything
UH? someone please break this beef down for me, i am a little slow today
― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:11 (sixteen years ago) link
is jaymc kidding or not?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:12 (sixteen years ago) link
someone got angry for someone posting a zing somebody else made on a thread where people post zings other people make
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:12 (sixteen years ago) link
xpost
ok but i have looked and do not see the zing in question?
― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:14 (sixteen years ago) link
dude she totally explained the goofy reason behind reposting it and jaymc is all like crying in his oatmeal about it, plz plz plz be kidding dude otherwise i think you should be banned from ilx entirely and forced to only communicate via emo.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:15 (sixteen years ago) link
It's lost in the fold, Elmo. Unhide posts.
― Laurel, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:15 (sixteen years ago) link
ok i see it now but hell 2 WEEKS AGO
― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link
NO ONE CAN ACTUALLY HAVE A BEEF ABOUT THE ONLY ONES, IT'S THE UNWRITTEN RULE OF THE WEST, GUYS
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link
hey guys what's going on
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:18 (sixteen years ago) link
laurel rules
― jeff, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:18 (sixteen years ago) link
i was gonna post a zing but this is funnier
that's the law, that's the law, it's the whole of the law
― dmr, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:19 (sixteen years ago) link
jaymc the zing sees no colors, knows no boundaries, accepts no distinctions. we are all potential givers and receivers of the zing. who among us has not been zinged? you cannot control the zing so much as channel it or suffer through it.
in summary, chill the fuck out.
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:25 (sixteen years ago) link
zing buddhism
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:27 (sixteen years ago) link
kudos
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:27 (sixteen years ago) link
Look, the zing itself bothered me because it was from someone I consider a good friend of mine and a decent human being and I wasn't sure why he felt the way he did, and I've still not gotten a satisfactory answer from him. At the time, most people on the Chicago thread were like, "dude, Dan, wtf?" -- the consensus was that he had definitely crossed a line.
So it sucks to see that Laurel thought that the zing was casually funny enough to repost on the Noise Board -- but not entirely surprising, given that she has a tendency to interpret my (fairly innocuous) words and behavior in a way that has resulted in cruel, judgmental comments (cf. the Chicago thread yesterday and in a private e-mail dated October 24, 2006).
― jaymc, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:35 (sixteen years ago) link
That's some .xls!
― Laurel, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:36 (sixteen years ago) link
and in a private e-mail dated October 24, 2006
C'mon dude. Lighten up. People say stupid shit in emails all the time.
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:38 (sixteen years ago) link
laurel cruels
― jeff, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:38 (sixteen years ago) link