why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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"You want this bicycle, Timmy? TOUGH TITTY. Go shovel the fucking driveway and then we'll talk."

snarkoterrorist (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 11 August 2016 12:07 (seven years ago) link

To be fair:

'when you give someone something for nothing, you rob them of their dignity and self-worth'

Mark G, Thursday, 11 August 2016 13:36 (seven years ago) link

Wd also think if that someone is in some kind of suffering due to need, giving them the thing they need could bring back their dignity and self-worth

Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 11 August 2016 23:36 (seven years ago) link

have a nagging feeling their only actual beef is with religion, and that they don't know what metaphysics is, so insulting philosophy too is really just padding that they wouldn't even agree with if they thought about it for five minutes.

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 11 August 2016 23:59 (seven years ago) link

haha but he basically didn't get a single one right

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 12 August 2016 00:09 (seven years ago) link

hahaha

Nhex, Saturday, 13 August 2016 03:51 (seven years ago) link

Was gonna say,but you did it better.

Mark G, Saturday, 13 August 2016 10:59 (seven years ago) link

.. uh, Alanis Morrisette?

Mark G, Saturday, 13 August 2016 11:00 (seven years ago) link

That was back in the early days of this thread; it was either that or "Bob Marley."

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 13 August 2016 12:44 (seven years ago) link

haha I like that one

frogbs, Monday, 15 August 2016 17:47 (seven years ago) link

Love my real Friends https://i.imgur.com/qzSqGTd.jpg

bnw, Monday, 15 August 2016 21:27 (seven years ago) link

tbh at rock bottom you don't want people hanging around you staring and trying to help

Tom Watson in a fedora (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 August 2016 22:18 (seven years ago) link

"here is my finger, here is my mouth"?

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Tuesday, 16 August 2016 16:25 (seven years ago) link

Middle finger
Mouth to shout at doofus

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 16 August 2016 16:26 (seven years ago) link

http://i58.tinypic.com/rgxvg3.jpg

how's life, Tuesday, 16 August 2016 16:30 (seven years ago) link

"although if you complain about your experiences with all the people who do care about those things, i won't believe you"

Tom Watson in a fedora (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 18 August 2016 10:17 (seven years ago) link

That essence permeates the comments of the original post, but not the intention of the friend who shared it.

how's life, Thursday, 18 August 2016 10:26 (seven years ago) link

But in this case is "the dog" a tiny naked human?

Evan, Tuesday, 23 August 2016 12:39 (seven years ago) link

Sorry, I'm down a rabbit hole this morning not sorry.

it's sort of a layered stunt (sheesh), Tuesday, 23 August 2016 15:53 (seven years ago) link

I never understood people who posted images that are just of a bit of text they couldve written themselves. Why. WHY.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 01:32 (seven years ago) link

cos wisdom goes down easier when accompanied by Jeff Bridges's crater face

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 01:35 (seven years ago) link

"The only rule is work. We're breaking all of the rules, even our own rules. There should be new rules next week."

I'm comparatively amenable to touchy-feely creative cheerleading stuff, but to me that just sounds like a formula for anxiety.

The typography there only enhances the effect.

plenty offish (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 25 August 2016 16:45 (seven years ago) link

"Be self-disciplined. This means finding someone wise or smart and choosing to follow them."

Gah, no, that's not what it means. Not at all.

plenty offish (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 25 August 2016 16:47 (seven years ago) link

lol

Spottie, Friday, 26 August 2016 06:58 (seven years ago) link

That MRA one's otm to be fair

ultros ultros-ghali, Friday, 26 August 2016 14:20 (seven years ago) link

i was gonna say it looked like trump polling data

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Friday, 26 August 2016 14:50 (seven years ago) link

Those fucking Roddy Doyle obits

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 29 August 2016 23:28 (seven years ago) link

Yep

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Monday, 29 August 2016 23:33 (seven years ago) link

groan

http://i65.tinypic.com/30upevc.jpg

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 30 August 2016 23:16 (seven years ago) link

oh @uptowndogfunk, you've done it again

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 31 August 2016 00:00 (seven years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/mGN7mJB.jpg

larry appleton, Wednesday, 31 August 2016 00:20 (seven years ago) link

it doesn't mind going balls-out offensive but they hold back on the profanity

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 31 August 2016 00:28 (seven years ago) link

There are two harmful mythologies in that picture, and one of them is that studying calculus and English makes you a CEO

Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 31 August 2016 00:35 (seven years ago) link


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