Tough day at the coalface (we didn't quite get the deal as we forgot to attend the compulsory information session and cocktails put on by the target's procurement department -- didn't meet "cultural fit") and a setback for the #sidehustle (turns out that someone already had registered @pug_reactions -- so much for the marketing blitz!) but got home, got my wine on and sat back to watch a TED talk with Richard Branson! Sir Richard Branson! What an inspiro-boost, I love how he's changed the world and has stayed real!! Can't believe he went from selling tubular bells door-to-door to running an airline!! I'm gonna see if anyone has registered @sirrichardbranson_reactions!!
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 3 August 2016 09:24 (three years ago) link
― MatthewK, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 12:46 (three years ago) link
Hey, thank you for accepting my LinkedIn invite six weeks ago. Have you read my published post about keepin' it ethical in the share economy? Love to know your thoughts!
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 29 September 2016 11:39 (three years ago) link
It's been a tough week for everyone (the cold brew place has closed down... it wasn't just a novelty!! I miss my smooth java jolt!!) but I just saw the mooooost amazing #inspiro about finding my spark! How amazing is it to find that spark! This is why TED is so much better than Netflix or watching the news!!
I'm sure I was supposed to do something on Tuesday, but totes forgot about it - maybe it was a follow up call. Oh well, wine time!
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 12 November 2016 09:12 (three years ago) link
this is my favourite thread
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 12 November 2016 10:17 (three years ago) link
voice reminds me of George Saunder's fantastic story "The Semplica-Girl Diaries"
― niels, Monday, 14 November 2016 09:53 (three years ago) link
Got my #inspiro goin' on the Saturday morning treadmill!! Sir Richard Branson (who needs no introduction - I loved loved loved every episode of The Rebel Billionaire) and The LAD Bible (totally shaking up the media game #gamechangerlad) - in podcast form! Now that's a disrupter!! Loved the insights into deliberately stupid shitposting on social media... I smell a boost to the #sidehustle!!
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 19 November 2016 12:15 (three years ago) link
Got my LinkedIn buzz on today in between meetings (first one was deciding which shade of blue to use in the proposal, second one was obtaining sign off - Carolina Blue is so in this year) and I read about Elon Musk taking people to the moon! Yes, the moon! Can you imagine going to THE MOON with Elon Musk!! Talk about #gamechanging #inspiro! If I can get the #sidehustle off the ground (imagine ordering clean organic juice from a mobile app, delivered by 'contractors' that we pay $2.50 per delivery!!) and get some of that sweet angel investor #dough, I'm sure I'll be flying away with a negroni in hand!!!
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 11:25 (two years ago) link
Achieve the dream, man. #4hourworkweek
― larry appleton, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 11:28 (two years ago) link
We're seeking a DIGITAL ROCKSTAR that can #HUSTLE with the BEST at our EXCITING NEW START UP!!
The hours? No alarm clock need, your passion will wake you up at 4am! (And we're famous for our 9pm pizza on Hustle Tuesdays!!)
(Note this is an unpaid intern position.)
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 10 May 2017 10:12 (two years ago) link
Calling all jobseekers! An EXCITING new opportunity has come up in an EXCITING young company! Do you want to MAKE A DIFFERENCE in an EXCITING sports betting firm? Do you ENJOY quirkily-named meeting rooms filled with bright red bean bags? We have the PERFECT OPPORTUNITY for you! FLEXIBLE HOURS will guarantee you the PERFECT work-work balance! Submit your CV to opportunities @ EXCITING dot com and we GUARANTEE we'll chuck it in our database so we can promote ourselves as having more CVs than any other recruitment agency! ACT NOW
― blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 27 July 2017 01:46 (two years ago) link
Oh applications have closed. Never mind, we also have this other EXCITING job on our books! It's in an industrial estate in a dusty fringe suburb, and requires you to manage a shit-boring project with monumentally high employee attrition and no support from the executive. Starting wage is $24k but negotiable if you have 38 years of experience. Shall I put you forward? Why not?
― blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 27 July 2017 01:52 (two years ago) link
Hi! My colleague passed your details to me. I hope you don't mind me calling you. I have this EXCITING opportunity that's a perfect match for you! It's in an industrial estate in a dusty fringe suburb, and requires you to manage a shit-boring project with monumentally high employee attrition and… really? Why not?
― blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 27 July 2017 01:57 (two years ago) link
Hey, crew!!! I'm back from three months of serious #hustle and I have some great pieces of #learning for you, my people!!
1. Swap the negativity for #karma culture - share your leads, baby!2. Make the most of #futuresuperstar interns!!3. Don't be negative!!!!! Don't let the #haters tell you that your dream of sustainable kombucha shots is not gonna work!!4. Ninja fast emailing is expected! And polite!!5. Make sure you hit the bars with the WeWork crew!!
― Marie Kondo Rock (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 10:08 (one year ago) link
5. Make sure you hit the the WeWork crew with bars!!
― maxwell’s silver hang suite (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 11:34 (one year ago) link
The secret to making the most of #learningopportunities in the office is something we all have within us but don’t always use.
We all know the importance of opening these things (points to ears)
but what about the importance of opening this thing (points to chest). Am I right? It’s no coincidence that the human heart is the most powerful organ in the body.
Only by bringing love to the office can we really motivate others
to reach those goals.
So next time you’re in a stressful situation and thinking about hitting the WeWork team with bars . Stop.
Take a moment.
And remember to love.
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 29 January 2019 12:15 (one year ago) link
Don't forget to smile! And to protect your time!! And to protect your personal brand, thinkfluencers!!!
― Marie Kondo Rock (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 19:41 (one year ago) link
Four Things That Interesting Investing Individuals Can Learn From Warren Buffett, The Oracle of Omaha:
1. Buy High and Sell Low - the market won't see it coming!!2. Don't Actually Do Any Work - that's a waste of time you won't get back!!3. The Biggest Commodity To Invest In Is Tulips - about to bounce back from that recent 382-year slump!!4. Learn How To Juggle - in case you need a weekend side hustle!!
― JD Salinger - King of Trainers (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 09:50 (one year ago) link
What if I told you that I could significantly boost your Leadervation Capital in the Thought Economy in just 30-90 days? Would you be interested?
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 4 July 2019 09:05 (seven months ago) link
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Thursday, 4 July 2019 09:41 (seven months ago) link
I truly believe that ‘stuff’ really does not bring happiness. Family, friends, good health and the satisfaction that comes from making a positive difference are what really matters https://t.co/GFLwOyJLGt pic.twitter.com/r4LbQOcg8J— Richard Branson (@richardbranson) July 29, 2019
Great inspiration from Sir Richard Branson, and it's oh so true! I was just telling the intern getting my wheatgrass shot that 'stuff' does not bring happiness, but love and good health does!!
Love is about synergy and we need to tap into it from both ends!! I'll be tweeting this inspiro to Sir Richard (along with a request to be an angel investor for my new #sidehustle: a dating app, helping to connect pug owners exclusively), he'll love it!!
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 4 August 2019 01:25 (six months ago) link
troll game on god mode
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Sunday, 4 August 2019 03:05 (six months ago) link
Actual quote from the Firefox team:
And today we're excited to announce that we're moving to a four-week release cycle! We're adjusting our cadence to increase our agility, and bring you new features more quickly. In recent quarters, we've had many requests to take features to market sooner. Feature teams are increasingly working in sprints that align better with shorter release cycles. Considering these factors, it is time we changed our release cadence.
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 23:48 (five months ago) link
this is the opening sentence of an email youtube sent me (as a customer) a few weeks ago: We're reaching out with an update on how we'll release YouTube Originals going forward, as well as updates to your YouTube and YouTube Music features.some besuited buzzwank thought it would be a good idea to send this sentence to every customer
― times 牛肉麵 (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 00:18 (five months ago) link
I'm hearing a lot of negative noise around the office since we that great guy, the artisanal barista, could no longer brew up that hot java in the kitchen each morning. Have to say, crew, I was sad too... but the Starbucks will pick you up just as much before a big day of hustle!!!
Yeah, I've seen the stories about issues with the upcoming IPO because our CEO is (allegedly!!!) a 'batshit crazy madman wasting millions on mescaline parties and cryogenics' but we're working through it! More than ever guys, I need you to be thoughtleaders in your field... it's time to tap in from both ends with our customers!!!!
― Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 11:50 (four months ago) link
I tapped in from both ends with your mum
― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 11:36 (four months ago) link