Oh, fuck, I know what this robot thing is, don't I? Or am I just thinking of a Futurama episode mixed up with A Wrinkle In Time?
― we're gonna live in spatula city (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 04:20 (seven years ago) link
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=653693
Originally Posted by The Other Waldo Pepper View PostMY ROBOT BUDDY, by Alfred Slote.
― we're gonna live in spatula city (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 04:21 (seven years ago) link
omg yes! pretty sure that's it. thanks!
Don't go around walking like a robot or you will surely be stolen by nefarious thieves is the central theme in Alfred Slote's My Robot Buddy. At least I think so...it's been over 20 years since I have read it.
i see it won a "nene award", apparently we liked it in hawaii.
― le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 04:37 (seven years ago) link
at least i think that's it. it seems unlikely that there'd be multiple YA books about robots who crucially don't bend their knees.
― le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 04:38 (seven years ago) link
Well, apparently there are at least five:
My Robot Buddy (1975) My trip to Alpha I (1978) C.O.L.A.R. : a tale of outer space (1981) Omega Station (1983) The Trouble on Janus (1985)
― we're gonna live in spatula city (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 04:43 (seven years ago) link
i def read c.o.l.a.r..
― le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 04:45 (seven years ago) link
i meant multiple authors/universes, but apparently even that was untrue: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norby,_the_Mixed-Up_Robot
― le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 04:46 (seven years ago) link
i guess that wiki doesn't mention anything about knees but a post on the straightdope forum above claimed they're a factor.
http://www.applebybooks.com/images/008612.jpg
joints looking a little too loose and flexible here i think
― we're gonna live in spatula city (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 04:49 (seven years ago) link
"he's bending his knees!" tom and friend cried, jointly
― le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 04:52 (seven years ago) link
lol
― we're gonna live in spatula city (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 04:59 (seven years ago) link
Late 80s children's chapter book mystery (4th/5th grade reading level). Anubis featured prominently.― how's life, Friday, January 9, 2015 7:47 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― how's life, Friday, January 9, 2015 7:47 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Probably the House on Hackman's Hill by Joan Lowery Nixon
http://d.gr-assets.com/books/1311039228l/6490424.jpg
― how's life, Tuesday, 2 August 2016 10:47 (seven years ago) link
Trying to remember the title of a YA book from the nineties about a girl who's living with her mom on the streets of (I think) San Francisco. It starts out with them living in a commune, but something bad goes down or the commune gets raided by the cops or something, anyway they have to take off with hardly anything and end up homeless in the city. At some point she convinces her mom to move to Monterey because her favorite book is Cannery Row, and they find a squat with some other ppl and she starts going to school. I remember almost everything about this book except the title, and google doesn't turn it up.
― Lily Dale, Friday, 24 July 2020 19:49 (three years ago) link
Oh fuck I have not seen this thread before.
A comic or picture book with four Aliens in a sports car driving into Madrid.
I have been looking for this for 30+ years with no joy.
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 24 July 2020 20:33 (three years ago) link
@ Lily Dale - not ringing a bell for me but I couldn't help wanting to do some Googling myself. Surprised at how many YA books from the late 80s and 90s involve characters raised on communes. But on further investigation none of them really sound quite like yours...
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 25 July 2020 03:19 (three years ago) link
still hoping to solve the one from the OP though. i feel like the protagonist proper was the camp counselor (or other young adult chaperone type?) who is driving the van on this road trip. when the one huckster kid does make a super awesome slot-car racing track, it's a moneymaking scheme, people will bet on the cars as they race around. maybe the huckster kid takes his scams too far in the end, or just generally they're a nuisance to the lead, who is trying to keep them all out of trouble as they go. one chapter is definitely titled "the power of positive parking" but i can't remember why. maybe it just details their arrival at the convention hall or wherever they're going for the big tournament/awards show/whatever they're trekking across america for.
i'm certain this is some Gordon Korman book, not sure which one though
― Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Saturday, 25 July 2020 04:20 (three years ago) link
"No Coins Please" - How much trouble can six kids get into on a cross-country tour? A lot – especially if one of them is Artie Geller.
Artie is the master of the money-making scheme, and his crazy ventures always turn out to be gold mines. He outwits his counselors and seems to be unstoppable – until the FBI catches up with him.
― Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Saturday, 25 July 2020 04:24 (three years ago) link
Not a book but an LP of songs for kids about cars. All the songs were about different makes of car and the cover was the title of the LP spelled out in toy cars.
― joni mitchell jarre (anagram), Saturday, 25 July 2020 08:37 (three years ago) link
This would have been early '70s.
― joni mitchell jarre (anagram), Saturday, 25 July 2020 08:41 (three years ago) link
omg. omg. No Coins, Please is absolutely 100% the book! i found an ebook preview with a table of contents and "The Power of Positive Parking" is one of the chapter titles. THANK YOU!
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 25 July 2020 14:10 (three years ago) link
reading the plot summary, it's a shame the book wasn't a bigger hit, feels like it coulda made a decent low-budget 80s teen comedy.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 25 July 2020 14:12 (three years ago) link
Much earlier book, maybe from the 50s or 60s. Short, big text, but probably with "chapters" in some sense. Kids dress up in masks made from paper bags, with spears and other things made from household stuff. Book also includes instructions on how to make your own. It all has to do with some secret club that meets out in the woods or in the tall grass. Eventually it turns out that the kids' parents were also members of this gang as kids. Much merriment despite how creepy I may be making this sound. I think the groups are maybe called WOLF and DRAGON but I can't remember.― Doctor Casino, Saturday, October 31, 2009 7:12 AM bookmarkflaglink
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, October 31, 2009 7:12 AM bookmarkflaglink
all at once, as i was making coffee this morning, it came to me:
https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-UO3MBOMxuCs%2FUjw9VymP5aI%2FAAAAAAAADAk%2F0w65PrJG5HU%2Fs1600%2Fsecrethideout.jpg&f=1&nofb=1
John Peterson, The Secret Hide-Out (1965)
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 22 October 2020 13:05 (three years ago) link
I vaguely remember reading a book about a boy who is chased along a river by a man and they end up in a sort of cave (I think) . Quite disturbingly, the man forces the boy to eat some sort of tasteless grey clay? That's all I remember
― Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 23:58 (two years ago) link
this is weirdly familiar! but i think your description might just be prompting my brain to fuse Z For Zachariah with the Hatchet sequel The River. hmm...
― Bobo Honk, real name, no gimmicks (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 13:44 (two years ago) link
I always like the vibe of threads like this. They're collections of half-remembered dreamlike fragments -- images and moods -- asking for resolution and mostly not finding it. Feels like you could collect the most evocative examples online into a found poetry thing or at least a twitter feed.
― vinq, Wednesday, 13 October 2021 10:57 (two years ago) link
Pretty sure this is a real memory and not a dream, in fact it might be a pretty well-known book: there was a radio station that was only on late at night, and there was some connection with lizard people I think? But not bad lizard people a la V or conspiracists, these were cool lizards. There’s a sense that the radio station was like a portal to another dimension.
― recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 11:10 (two years ago) link
I was just searching for another story on stackoverflow so I had a go with yours, I found this which mentions a radio and lizard people: https://scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/46650/childrens-novel-about-a-boy-who-buys-a-device-from-an-old-man-and-travels-to-a - but the answer doesn't: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Mendelsohn,_the_Boy_from_Mars - but this by the same author sounds closer: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/63321.Lizard_Music
― ledge, Wednesday, 13 October 2021 11:27 (two years ago) link
The story I was searching for involved some kids who decide to take revenge on a bully, they turn up to his birthday party laden with presents which turn out to be empty; maybe they also try to scare him by putting their clothes on back to front and walking towards him backwards ?? sounds lame - anyway it ends inside an old empty warehouse or factory with him escaping through a door which then disappears, one of the other kids wonders where you go if you go through a door that isn't there. Early/mid 80s, probably a short story, probably extremely obscure.
― ledge, Wednesday, 13 October 2021 11:31 (two years ago) link
sounds wild, no idea but would love to know.
― I Am Fribbulus (Xax) (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 11:35 (two years ago) link
(re: lizard music, the goodreads summary isn't that helpful but one of the reviews says this: But when he falls asleep in front of the TV one night, he awoke to the strangest thing. After the TV station goes off the air, his TV picks up this show of anthopomorphized lizards playing jazz music)
― ledge, Wednesday, 13 October 2021 11:51 (two years ago) link
Awesome job ledge, it was definitively Daniel Pinkwater now that I recall, and it must have been Lizard Music. But now that I think about it, maybe it wasn’t so “cool” after all. Maybe it was all part of their saurian scheme. Sorry I’ll stop. Heh.
― recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 12:00 (two years ago) link
Definitely Lizard Music, and they are cool lizards. It's a great book. Worth a re-read.
― Lily Dale, Wednesday, 13 October 2021 13:05 (two years ago) link
Yeah Lizard Music is great.
― Kim Kimberly, Wednesday, 13 October 2021 13:14 (two years ago) link