Everybody on ILG complains about Twitch

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don't forget about social eating

ciderpress, Tuesday, 2 August 2016 03:06 (seven years ago) link

that's 1/841th over a full share (841/840, or 100.00119%)

I included the streams that appear to be live but then you click and they're not

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 2 August 2016 17:51 (seven years ago) link

lol "bits" are not available for Canadian strimmers

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 10 August 2016 02:40 (seven years ago) link

Is this Venn diagram actually a pie chart or?

JimD, Wednesday, 10 August 2016 08:35 (seven years ago) link

5 spheres: "entertaining streamers," "entertaining games," "dull streamers," "dull games," and "art?" with different sizes (and differently sized overlaps) computed according to my rough proportions

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 10 August 2016 23:39 (seven years ago) link

http://www.wired.com/2016/08/why-i-watch-lets-plays/

I tend to watch them the way I watch other sports: in the background, not necessary to pay too much attention, occasionally entertaining. But I kind of get the point the author is making.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 21 August 2016 22:46 (seven years ago) link

I used to lend the older kids quarters so I could watch them play gunsmoke in the arcade.. been watchin other people play video games my whole life, son

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 23 August 2016 00:55 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

severe technical difficulties are funny.
All the streams appear to be dead and this is the account currently featured on the front page: https://www.twitch.tv/undefined

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Saturday, 10 September 2016 21:29 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Given that my options are a sport that I hate, a debate I can't watch because it's a japanese horror movie, and some other stuff that I don't care about, Twitch is more important than ever right now

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:29 (seven years ago) link

People with Amazon Prime can now watch Twitch ad-free, get a free sub to a channel every month plus skins and other digital flotsam.
https://twitch.amazon.com/prime

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Friday, 30 September 2016 22:10 (seven years ago) link

lol looks like people are giving their free subs to whoever is streaming at the moment, meanwhile a lot of streamers are attending TwitchCon and missing out on the free loot (as far as I can tell Amazon still passes on the usual cut to streamers)

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Friday, 30 September 2016 22:23 (seven years ago) link

this is pretty nice, i picked a good year to finally try out prime

ciderpress, Saturday, 1 October 2016 17:19 (seven years ago) link

best Twitch channel http://www.twitch.tv/bubblepuppets

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Tuesday, 4 October 2016 01:56 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

Desert Bus for Hope 10 is on.

https://www.twitch.tv/desertbus

El Tomboto, Sunday, 13 November 2016 02:13 (seven years ago) link

lol

am0n, Monday, 14 November 2016 03:50 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

https://twitter.com/BadLayouts

am0n, Sunday, 22 January 2017 17:49 (seven years ago) link

twitch is cool for poker streaming too

k3vin k., Sunday, 22 January 2017 17:54 (seven years ago) link

wow some of those are phenomenal

I now tend to think of twitch streams like regular season sports broadcasts - well served being on in the background, sometimes it might be nice to have a producer with a replay option handy for when things accidentally get exciting

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Sunday, 22 January 2017 18:58 (seven years ago) link

as if the subscriber support/donation shoutout circle-jerk wasn't enough of an abomination there is now 'cheering'

https://help.twitch.tv/customer/portal/articles/2449458

am0n, Sunday, 22 January 2017 19:36 (seven years ago) link

i guess thats months old but i haven't noticed it shitting up things until now

am0n, Sunday, 22 January 2017 19:39 (seven years ago) link

Streamers definitely have an interesting set of idiolects that they build up over time. I'm used to the weirdness of it now but I remember when I was first browsing streamers, flexing my eyebrows through almost the entire range of possible huh wtf ehh positions, it seemed so foreign and inexplicable.

Conversing with a chat window, inventing onomatopoeia for game events, all sorts of little semantic units for chat window stuff like the Twitch-specific emoji, etc. and these guys only talk to each other on Discord in chat room raids, so while there is a common dialect, it's perhaps more clearly of a collection of discrete idiolects than normal dialects seem to be.

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Monday, 23 January 2017 04:08 (seven years ago) link

why does deadmauFive have a twitch channel of him just making bad logo animations in cinema 4d

god i hate twitch

dollar general (am0n), Monday, 6 February 2017 03:57 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

TVGBadger totally made me get Sunless Sea for the iPad

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Friday, 24 March 2017 15:48 (seven years ago) link

FailBetter and Re-Logic owe that dude money

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Friday, 24 March 2017 15:50 (seven years ago) link

sunless sea is great but i had to abruptly stop playing when i lost the essential, copious notes i was keeping when my laptop got wrecked. i don't think i could ever go back. tip: make copious notes, they will be essential

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 24 March 2017 15:58 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

what the fuck is this

https://www.twitch.tv/directory/game/IRL

El Tomboto, Monday, 24 April 2017 00:27 (six years ago) link

thats been up for a while as a catch-all tag, ever since they okayed streaming things other than video game content

ciderpress, Monday, 24 April 2017 00:33 (six years ago) link

I think I just never noticed it on the browse by game page before. yeesh

El Tomboto, Monday, 24 April 2017 03:06 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

these battle royale games got so popular so quickly

ciderpress, Thursday, 11 May 2017 20:01 (six years ago) link

one of those things that's kinda surprising it hadn't been done long ago but i guess developing netcode that can support 100 players one one map smoothly isn't trivial

ciderpress, Thursday, 11 May 2017 20:04 (six years ago) link

i keep seeing this mentioned but no idea what it is. what's the tl;dr?

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 11 May 2017 20:08 (six years ago) link

player unknown's battlegrounds

it actually looks really fun, i wish i had a pc

Karl Malone, Thursday, 11 May 2017 20:15 (six years ago) link

you start out by parachuting out of a helicopter to your choice of location on a giant map, which in itself a cool way to start. you can be on small teams or by yourself (i think). the map is really large and has different areas with different pros and cons as starting spots. as time goes on, the map gradually shrinks as players outside of the shrinking circle start to take damage. this has the effect of ratcheting up the action as the overall number of players dwindles and the surviving, better players start to converge on each other, until at the end the map is very small and it turns into a tactical squad based (or solo) shooter.

it's fun just to watch, tbh, if you can find a good stream where the person shuts the fuck up

Karl Malone, Thursday, 11 May 2017 20:18 (six years ago) link

xp i think they're planning to do it on consoles too, it's still in early access though so that could be a ways off

ciderpress, Thursday, 11 May 2017 20:25 (six years ago) link

i'm normally bored to death by shooters but have really enjoyed watching this so i guess i'm not surprised that it's putting up huge twitch numbers

ciderpress, Thursday, 11 May 2017 20:27 (six years ago) link

sounds interesting ty

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 11 May 2017 20:30 (six years ago) link

yeah, it's also interesting to watch because it seems like there are a variety of ways to play it and it doesn't seem like a particular approach is optimized yet. it's a new spin on the genre and it seems like new strategies are popping up in response. i guess i've only watched about 6-7 full games so maybe i'm totally wrong there. but i'm still enjoying the feeling of watching people pioneer new ways to play. and also just watching people goof off, i like that too.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 11 May 2017 20:45 (six years ago) link

one of my favorite streamers has been offline for a month. sad!!

your cognitive privilege (El Tomboto), Thursday, 11 May 2017 23:58 (six years ago) link

Last night I realized that I get a free Twitch Prime account with my Amazon prime account. The only apparent benefits are I get a special icon by my name that everyone else has, and also I get a free $5 subscription that I can give out each month. I used mine on the ninja garden cowboy because I love that guy. Spin and win!

Karl Malone, Friday, 12 May 2017 00:11 (six years ago) link

yeah i just throw my free subscription months to various people i like who don't seem to have a ton of viewers/income

ciderpress, Friday, 12 May 2017 01:07 (six years ago) link

you also get free stuff, usually its just skins/DLC for various games but sometimes there's actual games in there. I just claimed a free copy of Oxenfree from mine. not sure if its the same for everyone or different.

ciderpress, Friday, 12 May 2017 01:12 (six years ago) link

(you have to install their desktop app to play the free games is the caveat. doesn't seem too bad though?)

ciderpress, Friday, 12 May 2017 01:14 (six years ago) link

Sheriff Eli

https://www.twitch.tv/sheriffeli

sleepingbag, Saturday, 20 May 2017 00:42 (six years ago) link

^^^^ live right now. possibly the best thing i've seen on twitch ever? ex-cop basically just doing policework in gta. amazing.

sleepingbag, Monday, 22 May 2017 18:29 (six years ago) link

bizarre! how are they doing this, GTA V online multiplayer?

Nhex, Monday, 22 May 2017 18:37 (six years ago) link

yeah GTA5 online roleplay

ciderpress, Monday, 22 May 2017 20:19 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

watching one of the guys I follow playing Crusader Kings 2 the other day and he was consistently surprised at how the duke's wife, who hated him to the tune of -77 or whatever (like, his character's wife REALLY hated this guy, I guess) kept getting pregnant by the duke. (Crusader Kings 2 is weird, guys)

The fact he couldn't figure it out was mildly adorable but mostly like, oh right, you have played video games on webcam on a daily basis for a couple of years in a row non-stop.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 8 July 2017 03:31 (six years ago) link

I just realized all the people I follow, at least the ones who use a cam, have great hair.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 15 July 2017 20:33 (six years ago) link

selection bias

ciderpress, Saturday, 15 July 2017 20:44 (six years ago) link

unconscious though! and mostly I wound up following these people because they don't play MOBA, FPS or 4X all day like a shit-ton of people do

El Tomboto, Saturday, 15 July 2017 20:47 (six years ago) link

It's reasonable to consider it akin to all the examples under the posted tweet, so I would be curious what those cited visually impaired gamers would say about "double-blind study" etc.

Evan, Monday, 7 December 2020 04:02 (three years ago) link

one month passes...
four months pass...

https://blog.twitch.tv/en/2021/05/21/lets-talk-about-hot-tub-streams/

being found to be sexy by others is not against our rules

whew!

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 21 May 2021 18:53 (two years ago) link

being found to be sexy

Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Friday, 21 May 2021 19:00 (two years ago) link

we find the defendant to be...NOT SEXY!!

*cries of relief from the family*

Karl Malone, Friday, 21 May 2021 19:03 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

i'm painting here now: https://www.twitch.tv/zach_tbd

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Friday, 6 August 2021 00:18 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

Not twitch exactly, but does anyone know anything about Discord? I use it for ttrpgs through video and was looking for a bot that would track counters or tokens so that all players on the channel would be able to see the current count(s).

Hannibal Lecture (PBKR), Monday, 4 October 2021 01:24 (two years ago) link

https://t.co/7vTDeRA9vt got leaked. Like, the entire website; Source code with comments for the website and various console/phone versions, refrences to an unreleased steam competitor, payouts, encrypted passwords that kinda thing.
Might wana change your passwords.

— Sinoc (@Sinoc229) October 6, 2021

ciderpress, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 15:23 (two years ago) link

Annoying. I changed all my passwords this morning.

jmm, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 17:58 (two years ago) link

just a thought - why haven't I received an email from Twitch/Amazon advising me to change my password?

typo hell #12: a hundreds of millions of people (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 6 October 2021 18:15 (two years ago) link

seven months pass...

https://kotaku.com/twitch-depp-heard-trial-hasanabi-pokimane-xqc-johnny-am-1848892955

This might be the thing that finally breaks my streaming addiction.

jmm, Saturday, 7 May 2022 14:58 (one year ago) link

Fuck these people.

gyac, Saturday, 7 May 2022 15:29 (one year ago) link

The whole Good Guy Johnny Depp internet phenomenon around this thing is some of the cringiest shit it the world.

circa1916, Saturday, 7 May 2022 18:02 (one year ago) link

It’s pretty disturbing and upsetting. I have no idea why people are so fond of this guy.

gyac, Saturday, 7 May 2022 18:02 (one year ago) link

they liked him in the movies and people think movies are real now

ciderpress, Saturday, 7 May 2022 18:08 (one year ago) link

That was a rhetorical question. I know why.

gyac, Saturday, 7 May 2022 18:19 (one year ago) link

eight months pass...

i don't follow the twitch streamer scene at all, and have just barely followed the Amouranth saga. i just think this, in isolation is a funny tweet

I played more overwatch than I did hot tub. That’s NEVER HAPPENED

— Kaitlyn (@wildkait) November 27, 2022

Karl Malone, Thursday, 12 January 2023 19:23 (one year ago) link


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