why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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I want circular saws implanted in my brain.

emil.y, Monday, 1 August 2016 19:50 (seven years ago) link

Feel like "not sorry" has a lot of good uses, but I'm mainly thinking of things like "women have been raised since birth to apologize for X, and I'm not doing it anymore!" Put against that, every use of it in connection with something totally stupid about which nobody would ever feel compelled to apologize is just maddening. Who is going around demanding apologies for leveling up...? I get the strong whiff of Gamergate meets Harrison Bergeron - those SJWs would like nothing better than to keep everybody stuck at Level 1 with only leather armor and a short sword! etc.

― we're gonna live in spatula city (Doctor Casino), Monday, August 1, 2016 11:53 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, the person who posted it actually tends toward a mix of feminist and weirdly narcissistic facebook posting. Definitely not a gamergater, but a weird sort of appending of feminist trappings to "look how awesome I am."

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Monday, 1 August 2016 20:09 (seven years ago) link

Fuck you!!!!
You disgust me.
You bastards.
I'm going to kill you.
(Now read bottom to top.)

Can't claim credit for that masterpiece but the sentiment is mine

kinder, Monday, 1 August 2016 20:38 (seven years ago) link

http://i67.tinypic.com/rhpytd.jpg

Neanderthal, Saturday, 6 August 2016 03:10 (seven years ago) link

Is that a Lupe lyric

Neanderthal, Saturday, 6 August 2016 03:11 (seven years ago) link

Nikola giving it the Poochie the Hound eyebrow raise there

Neil S, Wednesday, 10 August 2016 11:32 (seven years ago) link

*fewer

esempiu (crüt), Wednesday, 10 August 2016 15:53 (seven years ago) link

shared by an account called Cold Dead Hands, with caption #TRUTH

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 11 August 2016 01:04 (seven years ago) link

delicious and proud consumerism

Nhex, Thursday, 11 August 2016 01:08 (seven years ago) link

When you give poor people money and they buy food with it, that employs farmers, truckers, and grocery store clerks.

Further, when a government agency exists to administer that aid to the poor, the employees of that agency are able to buy things like houses, food, clothing, and cars. So if you are in the business of selling houses, food, clothing, or cars to them, your hard-earned tax dollars are coming right back to you.

Something tells me the author of that wouldn't extend the logic that far, though.

snarkoterrorist (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 11 August 2016 01:28 (seven years ago) link

Also, a pretty central concept in socialism is 'surplus value', the fact that workers aren't payed what they work is actually worth. To write such a screed, without mentioning surplus value, just goes to show that the writer knows shit.

Frederik B, Thursday, 11 August 2016 10:33 (seven years ago) link

He's not too bad on Capitalism, but his socialism knowledge is less than zero.

Mark G, Thursday, 11 August 2016 10:41 (seven years ago) link

'when you give someone something for nothing, you rob them of your dignity and self-worth'

xmas in this guy's house must be shitty

pokemon go speed run (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 11 August 2016 10:51 (seven years ago) link

"You want this bicycle, Timmy? TOUGH TITTY. Go shovel the fucking driveway and then we'll talk."

snarkoterrorist (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 11 August 2016 12:07 (seven years ago) link

To be fair:

'when you give someone something for nothing, you rob them of their dignity and self-worth'

Mark G, Thursday, 11 August 2016 13:36 (seven years ago) link

Wd also think if that someone is in some kind of suffering due to need, giving them the thing they need could bring back their dignity and self-worth

Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 11 August 2016 23:36 (seven years ago) link

have a nagging feeling their only actual beef is with religion, and that they don't know what metaphysics is, so insulting philosophy too is really just padding that they wouldn't even agree with if they thought about it for five minutes.

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 11 August 2016 23:59 (seven years ago) link

haha but he basically didn't get a single one right

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 12 August 2016 00:09 (seven years ago) link

hahaha

Nhex, Saturday, 13 August 2016 03:51 (seven years ago) link

Was gonna say,but you did it better.

Mark G, Saturday, 13 August 2016 10:59 (seven years ago) link

.. uh, Alanis Morrisette?

Mark G, Saturday, 13 August 2016 11:00 (seven years ago) link

That was back in the early days of this thread; it was either that or "Bob Marley."

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 13 August 2016 12:44 (seven years ago) link

haha I like that one

frogbs, Monday, 15 August 2016 17:47 (seven years ago) link

Love my real Friends https://i.imgur.com/qzSqGTd.jpg

bnw, Monday, 15 August 2016 21:27 (seven years ago) link

tbh at rock bottom you don't want people hanging around you staring and trying to help

Tom Watson in a fedora (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 August 2016 22:18 (seven years ago) link

"here is my finger, here is my mouth"?

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Tuesday, 16 August 2016 16:25 (seven years ago) link

Middle finger
Mouth to shout at doofus

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 16 August 2016 16:26 (seven years ago) link

http://i58.tinypic.com/rgxvg3.jpg

how's life, Tuesday, 16 August 2016 16:30 (seven years ago) link

"although if you complain about your experiences with all the people who do care about those things, i won't believe you"

Tom Watson in a fedora (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 18 August 2016 10:17 (seven years ago) link

That essence permeates the comments of the original post, but not the intention of the friend who shared it.

how's life, Thursday, 18 August 2016 10:26 (seven years ago) link

But in this case is "the dog" a tiny naked human?

Evan, Tuesday, 23 August 2016 12:39 (seven years ago) link

Sorry, I'm down a rabbit hole this morning not sorry.

it's sort of a layered stunt (sheesh), Tuesday, 23 August 2016 15:53 (seven years ago) link


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