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― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 July 2016 10:53 (seven years ago) link
don kelly has hit his eighth and ninth career triples today
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 July 2016 17:56 (seven years ago) link
so wait maybe Mattingly is a good manager
― Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 27 July 2016 18:10 (seven years ago) link
Ichiro DNP
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 July 2016 22:21 (seven years ago) link
don kelly watch
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 27 July 2016 22:56 (seven years ago) link
don kelly has been designated for assignment
― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 July 2016 15:54 (seven years ago) link
lmao
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 28 July 2016 16:58 (seven years ago) link
Ichiro 2998
starting tonight, so excited to witness possible Counting Stats event
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Friday, 29 July 2016 14:11 (seven years ago) link
oh hush you will watch and be excited
― k3vin k., Friday, 29 July 2016 15:15 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CoipRVkUkAIH0JN.jpg:small
― mookieproof, Friday, 29 July 2016 15:21 (seven years ago) link
everyone loves Ichiro tho.
― Van Horn Street, Friday, 29 July 2016 15:27 (seven years ago) link
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Friday, July 29, 2016 10:11 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
the marlins broadcast showed a clip of jeff conine at the SABR convention
― J0rdan S., Friday, 29 July 2016 15:42 (seven years ago) link
or as the irritating Dave Van Horne called him, 'Niner'
Ozzie Guillen revealed that Jack McKeon calls him "mira mira"
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Friday, 29 July 2016 17:22 (seven years ago) link
at least morbs is being spared the counting-stats horror
― mookieproof, Saturday, 30 July 2016 01:59 (seven years ago) link
Kind of a messy game, but Ichiro threw out a runner at home which made for a pretty good night.
The Marlins Park PA pumped out maybe the most godawful musical sewage i've heard at a major-league game. I can only imagine what the clubs are like down here.
Besides Mattingly and Barry!, we got pregame talks from Andre Dawson and Tony Perez. And saw the Red Grooms thing go off.
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 30 July 2016 03:27 (seven years ago) link
aww
― mookieproof, Saturday, 30 July 2016 03:28 (seven years ago) link
wait, how are you posting this?
I bring my laptop when i travel, u clown ;)
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 30 July 2016 03:33 (seven years ago) link
Eduardo Perez asked his dad (for our benefit) how you drive in runs, and i said under my breath "Hit behind Rose, Morgan and Bench"
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 30 July 2016 03:34 (seven years ago) link
hmmm well i'm glad you've had a pretty good night
― mookieproof, Saturday, 30 July 2016 04:00 (seven years ago) link
ugly
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 21:39 (seven years ago) link
Congrats Ichiro -- would have been funny if it had gone out.
― pleas to Nietzsche (WilliamC), Sunday, 7 August 2016 22:44 (seven years ago) link
I'm bored out of my skull right now, so I tried to name all 30. Got 27; put down two incorrect names; of the three I missed, one is really embarrassing, one moderately, and the other would probably be a common miss.
― clemenza, Monday, 8 August 2016 02:04 (seven years ago) link
my watch has ended
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Monday, 8 August 2016 05:37 (seven years ago) link
https://www.instagram.com/p/BI1OG_lhjDJ/
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 August 2016 12:24 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cpr8oqlXYAAcPAW.jpg
― mookieproof, Friday, 12 August 2016 21:04 (seven years ago) link
robert andino back! first mlb ab in 3 yrs
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 14 August 2016 17:42 (seven years ago) link
tough to be facing chris sale
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 14 August 2016 17:43 (seven years ago) link
2003 nostalgists may enjoy this panel. I can't give you the timestamp, but McKeon tells a tall story about using a clothesline to rein in a baserunner when he was managing the Missoula Timberjacks in the '50s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BER9g4Lm6eI&feature=youtu.be
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 17:27 (seven years ago) link
oh hell... try this
http://sabr.org/latest/sabr-46-2003-marlins-championship-panel
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 17:28 (seven years ago) link
i am skeptical
http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/marlins-exec-says-giancarlo-stanton-is-going-to-be-back-late-this-season/
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 22 August 2016 15:38 (seven years ago) link
@clarkspencerSadly, I can confirm that Marlins pitcher Jose Fernandez was killed in a boating accident.
― Andy K, Sunday, 25 September 2016 13:08 (seven years ago) link
Terrible. "I'm glad I saw him pitch" doesn't cover it.
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 25 September 2016 13:12 (seven years ago) link
today's game vs Atlanta is cancelled.
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 25 September 2016 13:16 (seven years ago) link
@pgammoA third of the way through writing why Jose Fernandez is the best pitcher in the game in 2016, I got the news...God bless his grandmother...
@pgammo and everyone in his intrepid, great family
― Andy K, Sunday, 25 September 2016 13:45 (seven years ago) link
Awful. This is tough to process.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 25 September 2016 13:58 (seven years ago) link
Fernandez was killed Sunday morning after a boat crash in Miami Beach, the team announced.
The 24-year-old Fernandez was one of at least three people killed in the early morning collision. He announced on Instagram recently that he and his girlfriend were expecting a child, Local 10 reported.
Chief Petty Officer Nyxolyno Cangemi told The Associated Press that a Coast Guard patrol boat spotted an overturned boat at 3:30 a.m. on a jetty near Government Cut. The bodies were discovered a short time later.
Because the boat was on a jetty, the Coast Guard notified Miami-Dade police, which turned the investigation over to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.
Fernandez was on a 32-foot vessel that had a "severe impact" with a jetty, said Lorenzo Veloz of the Fish Commission. A news conference was planned for later Sunday morning.
http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2016/09/25/marlins-pitcher-jose-fernandez-2-others-killed-in-miami-boat-crash.html
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 25 September 2016 14:25 (seven years ago) link
Ugh. RIP. :(
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 25 September 2016 14:35 (seven years ago) link
Can't think of anybody in any professional sport who was this dominant and died this young. Len Bias, the college basketball player, is the only name that comes to mind.
― clemenza, Sunday, 25 September 2016 14:38 (seven years ago) link
no no no no no no no
― have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Sunday, 25 September 2016 14:49 (seven years ago) link
FUCK
― have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Sunday, 25 September 2016 14:57 (seven years ago) link
This is terrible.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 25 September 2016 15:22 (seven years ago) link
So awful
― Immediate Follower (NA), Sunday, 25 September 2016 15:41 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CtNd0wvWEAAITlf.jpg
― Andy K, Sunday, 25 September 2016 15:55 (seven years ago) link
I am unable to process this. RIP.
― Van Horn Street, Sunday, 25 September 2016 16:26 (seven years ago) link
press conference with the whole team on ESPNnews now
― have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Sunday, 25 September 2016 16:29 (seven years ago) link
girlfriend announced pregnancy last week :/
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 25 September 2016 16:30 (seven years ago) link
i'm so happy that i watched his last start. and he was dominant -- according to fangraphs' version of game score, it was the best start of his career. 8 IP, 12 Ks, 3H, 0 BB
http://www.fangraphs.com/statsd.aspx?playerid=11530&position=P&type=0&gds=&gde=&season=all
― have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Sunday, 25 September 2016 17:06 (seven years ago) link
http://images.ftw.usatoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/tulojose.gif
― mookieproof, Sunday, 25 September 2016 17:15 (seven years ago) link
After Kershaw, I'm not sure there was a better pitcher in baseball. Who knows what kind of career he could have gone on to have.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 25 September 2016 17:28 (seven years ago) link
Billy the Marlin filleted
https://www.miamiherald.com/sports/mlb/miami-marlins/article198595674.html
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 18:33 (six years ago) link
He was probably going to cost too much after arbitration.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 20:34 (six years ago) link
https://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/how-bad-will-the-marlins-outfield-actually-be/
we need a new Marlins thread bcz this year is gonna be 'fascinating'
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:12 (six years ago) link
Mattingly said three rotation spots are up for grabs. Dan Straily and Jose Urena are the locks, barring something unforeseen. @Marlins Wei-Yin Chen not expected to be ready by Opening Day #SpringTraining2018— Joe Frisaro (@JoeFrisaro) February 14, 2018
the rotation won't be any better
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 18:38 (six years ago) link
While Giancarlo Stanton and Christian Yelich were happy to be traded by the Miami Marlins, right-hander Dan Straily says he wants to be a cornerstone of the team's rebuilding plan.And that's not all."I'm glad they're gone," Straily said Friday. "If they don't want to be here, good for them."
And that's not all.
"I'm glad they're gone," Straily said Friday. "If they don't want to be here, good for them."
lolol
― mookieproof, Friday, 16 February 2018 22:41 (six years ago) link
dan straily, heart and soul of the 2018 marlins
― i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Friday, 16 February 2018 22:44 (six years ago) link
open the books!
https://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/instagraphs/miami-dade-is-suing-jeffrey-loria/
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 22:46 (six years ago) link
BREAKING: Lewis Brinson homers for the Marlins and the Home Run Sculpture was NOT activated.— clarkspencer (@clarkspencer) March 27, 2018
uh oh
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 19:25 (six years ago) link
yikes
― mookieproof, Sunday, 8 April 2018 00:17 (six years ago) link
Hi there, we’re still here. 👋But let’s get real, our tweets aren’t going to help.— Miami Marlins (@Marlins) April 8, 2018
― Andy K, Sunday, 8 April 2018 01:15 (six years ago) link
what's yikes? i guess i should check the news?
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 8 April 2018 03:44 (six years ago) link
Project Wolverine in full effect: 2018 Miami Marlins
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 8 April 2018 03:45 (six years ago) link
2 years ago today:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vXTdfxgyl0
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 21 September 2018 01:15 (five years ago) link
or, you know, next tuesday
― mookieproof, Friday, 21 September 2018 02:06 (five years ago) link