that last one is good!
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 17:35 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Coy0x6KVMAA9UNv.jpg
More like 'we're aborting!!' :'-/
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 4 August 2016 09:38 (seven years ago) link
I mean, dude wearing a baseball glove instead would still get the point across. No one's going, ok, so who's this guy in the photo, what's his role in all this?
― pplains, Thursday, 4 August 2016 10:36 (seven years ago) link
whoa yeah that is some ill-advised imagery
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 August 2016 19:40 (seven years ago) link
should have Griffey Jr. swing the bat for a true "hall of fame induction"
― veggie sticks potato snacks (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 4 August 2016 19:57 (seven years ago) link
http://67.media.tumblr.com/b8609a594da258e90f7ce0df952876ac/tumblr_odgk8jjLjn1utw2woo1_1280.jpg
― a very in-your-face, hard-edged machine bottom (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 21:18 (seven years ago) link
intense
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 22:20 (seven years ago) link
burning man was great this year
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 22:21 (seven years ago) link
congratulations on yr babby dragon
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 23:04 (seven years ago) link
Found this on an "expecting" page, so I knew that the baby clothes was for a new sibling.
But I had to stare at it for like another five minutes before...
http://i.imgur.com/PuE0k4m.jpg
...I realized, oh. They're German.
― pplains, Saturday, 8 October 2016 23:13 (seven years ago) link
Mormons in Germany?
― pplains, Saturday, 8 October 2016 23:15 (seven years ago) link
Germons
sorry
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 9 October 2016 01:53 (seven years ago) link
Did gerald scarfe ever have some sort of animated German blood like a hole in Europe, spilling over its borders? Would've been some trenchant commentary I tell you.
― pplains, Sunday, 9 October 2016 02:39 (seven years ago) link
utah has many wonderful german-americans within its borders
― savvinesslessness (map), Sunday, 9 October 2016 03:33 (seven years ago) link
And they're expecting more!
― pplains, Sunday, 9 October 2016 04:26 (seven years ago) link
Always
― savvinesslessness (map), Sunday, 9 October 2016 04:29 (seven years ago) link
Wasn't crazy about this one at first, until I imagined how nice a velour cushion would feel on one's own bare ass.🗻
🗻
― Quarter measures (sunny successor), Monday, 10 October 2016 02:33 (seven years ago) link
i'm sad some of these are no longer up. i love this thread more than life itself.
― assawoman bay (harbl), Monday, 10 October 2016 21:27 (seven years ago) link
it's a reason to live for sure
― savvinesslessness (map), Monday, 10 October 2016 21:32 (seven years ago) link
Here are some I was able to dig back up:
Could you two have waited, like, another month before doing this?
http://i.imgur.com/7sGjmLf.jpg
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They sure have improved sonograms since the old days, haven't they?
http://i.imgur.com/yr0dnsE.jpg
and this one was unfortunately lost to the sands of time.
http://i.imgur.com/1oNZirU.png
― pplains, Monday, 10 October 2016 22:00 (seven years ago) link
lol thank you
― assawoman bay (harbl), Monday, 10 October 2016 22:53 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14721626_10157624893750525_3983417427375602258_n.jpg?oh=915f1f9e6caf34ed35976841b39b9ef0&oe=5896A70F
it's happening!!!
― frogbs, Friday, 14 October 2016 14:22 (seven years ago) link
OMG Frogbs my man, congrats!!
― the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 14 October 2016 14:23 (seven years ago) link
aw!
― how's life, Friday, 14 October 2016 14:44 (seven years ago) link
<3
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 October 2016 15:36 (seven years ago) link
you really should have taken your shirt off and drawn something on your belly though
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 October 2016 15:37 (seven years ago) link
frogbb
― slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Friday, 14 October 2016 15:53 (seven years ago) link
awesome congrats, fb.
― pplains, Friday, 14 October 2016 16:24 (seven years ago) link
However, this is still the 1p3G thread "WE'RE EXPECTING !!!!!!" so I have to ask - is that your reenactment of the conception?
― pplains, Friday, 14 October 2016 16:25 (seven years ago) link
bsha'a tova big <3's frog-man
― Mordy, Friday, 14 October 2016 17:14 (seven years ago) link
Gratsbs
― the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Friday, 14 October 2016 17:39 (seven years ago) link
thanks all!
― frogbs, Friday, 14 October 2016 17:43 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/6D0QvZa.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/8xLuSMz.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/4WDhLcD.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/7E9HQE1.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/WDSFvSU.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 16 October 2016 21:48 (seven years ago) link
https://img0.etsystatic.com/128/1/8600799/il_340x270.887007654_q2js.jpg
― soref, Sunday, 16 October 2016 21:54 (seven years ago) link
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/6d/65/52/6d6552d5d35839d5784d73eceb6b66ca.jpg
― soref, Sunday, 16 October 2016 22:02 (seven years ago) link
Nothing makes me madder at the cisnormative gender binary than this thread
― slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Sunday, 16 October 2016 22:52 (seven years ago) link
yeah i feel genuinely bad for these future children with sexist parents
― assawoman bay (harbl), Sunday, 16 October 2016 22:55 (seven years ago) link
Nothing?
― the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Sunday, 16 October 2016 23:03 (seven years ago) link
I mean, not today, at least.
― slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Sunday, 16 October 2016 23:18 (seven years ago) link
Fair, fair
― the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Sunday, 16 October 2016 23:44 (seven years ago) link
Today, personally, it's having had to do woodwork rather than home ec in 1995 maybe in the alternative universe my pearl barley today woulda come out partways edible
Fuck the cistem
― the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Sunday, 16 October 2016 23:46 (seven years ago) link
Slightly off-canon, but
http://i.imgur.com/zBS1yWi.gif
― pplains, Saturday, 5 November 2016 03:27 (seven years ago) link
How is helium babby formed
― Trump le Monde (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 5 November 2016 11:44 (seven years ago) link
http://akns-images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20161114/rs_600x600-161214122355-600.ryan-lochte.cm.121416.jpg
― gass mccoombes (qiqing), Thursday, 15 December 2016 21:10 (seven years ago) link
the We're Expecting announcement that makes everyone in the family feel weird
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 December 2016 21:20 (seven years ago) link
or just... everyone, period
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 December 2016 02:30 (seven years ago) link
this is what the baby from the nirvana album looks like now
― slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Friday, 16 December 2016 03:37 (seven years ago) link
smells like a bad idea
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 December 2016 05:13 (seven years ago) link
what https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C286-H6UAAAYz8C.jpg
― malcolm brogdon #nbavote (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:21 (seven years ago) link
honey im feeling a little bloated
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:29 (seven years ago) link