your terrible ideas

Playground webcams so that parents could see how crowded area playgrounds are before leaving home

^ perfectly encapsulates exactly what this thread is all about.

Public bathroom cams so you can make sure they're not disgusting before walking in

A dishwasher launderette. Take a big box of your dirty crockery, load 'em up, kick back for an hour or two.

An indie dramedy about a workaholic civil servant where the only music is the iOS "Playtime" tone and variations thereof

for non iphone users: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3gfu6hkbvY

Terrible idea: sell ringtones that are samples of rhythm presets from 90s Casio keyboards.

that's a great idea

We had this one at home, and I'd love the demo song as my ringtone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUAHru53P0w

"Breakaway" musical equipment -- basically guitars, amps etc. that are designed to "break" on stage when you smash them but actually survive, e.g. the guitar is pre-split and held together by wires or something.

Like Crash Test Dummy action playsets! A good idea.

A German themed barber's shop called Herr Cut.

A bluetooth controller for DJ software shaped like the T12 Speechtool mobile phone from Nathan Barley.

a trolling/prank site sort of in the style of LMGTFY called "GoFundYourself" -- like you would link to it every time someone hits you up with an annoying gofundme.

hahaha I like that

"Breakaway" musical equipment -- basically guitars, amps etc. that are designed to "break" on stage when you smash them but actually survive, e.g. the guitar is pre-split and held together by wires or something.

This was an Invention Exchange on an old MST3K episode!

it's very possible I saw that episode and the idea was in the recesses of my brain as a result. I watched a lot of that show when I was younger.

a boardwalk style t-shirt that says "Privilege Inspector"

Asocial "Just Us" Warrior

more broadly I feel like Social Justice Boardwalk Tees is a good terrible idea

Suns Out Buns Out...
Is Not An Invitation to Harass Me

I've just eaten a Sainsbury's raspberry tiramisu - basically a regular tiramisu, except that underneath the regular cocoa/marscapone/Marsala top half, instead of coffee liqueur soaked sponge, it had mashed up raspberries and regular sponge. My terrible idea it to do the reverse of that, so the coffee liqueur soaked sponge is topped with a layer of English style yellow custard and then a layer of whipped cream topped with hundreds and thousands.

Your edible ideas

A vampire movie set in depressing clubs where they have like foam parties and shit, entitled Unts Bitten.

A Deus Ex themed restaurant, where instead of getting what you ordered, you get random food. So when the waiter brings the food to your table you can say "I didn't ask for this".

A theme restaurant where you must state your order to the waiter i.e. "I want the No. 3 with extra horseradish."

So when the waiter brings the food to your table you can say "I didn't ask for this".

a single family home in suburban phoenix that is always out of horseradish and refuses to serve you because they claim it's not a restaurant and you entered through the unlocked basement door

a giant bottle of horseradish within which you are forced to make yr home bc tho it is filled w/ horseradish it is warm and provides sustenance and the wolves are howling and the night is cold

a restaurant for wolves

I didn't ask for any of this.

Wolf debate team

an electric brass band with a shitload of pedals and delay units and an array of bad drum machines all into one big desk that I'm in charge of

oh wrong thread

bbc show about a tough streetwise cop with anger problems in the shower trying to exfoliate

LOOFAH

A startup for express delivery of fresh work clothing to business dudes who blackout drunk and shit or puke themselves.

feel like japan has to have something like that

A Deus Ex themed restaurant, where instead of getting what you ordered, you get random food. So when the waiter brings the food to your table you can say "I didn't ask for this".

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i do this whenever the check comes. hey-o!

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having leeches tattoed all over yr body

A hybrid of Nick Nolte and John Coltrane called Nick Noltrane

my new flavor of LaCroix sparkling water: http://mylacroix.com/taint-sweat/57d9ae01e2e2480580201fcd

hahahaha I called mine "taint sweat" too! great minds etc.

A Nine Inch Nails tribute band who always begin their gigs half an hour after the advertised start time. They'd be named Pretty Late Machine.

I've been watching Pee Wee's Playhouse with my kid and Hannibal with my wife and now I really want to see a Pee Wee's Playhouse movie with Scott Thompson in some sort of nemesis role, like he moves into a similar but even wackier playhouse right next door.

Been thinking Krispy Kreme should introduce a product called the Krispy Kreme Creepy Clown Cronut.

Not spelling it with all Ks though because that joke seemed too on the nose or something.

A packet of bits of Krispy Kreme icing, called Kremey Krisps.

A Gay Dad tribute act made up entirely of pensioners, called Grey Dad.

Saw something on facebook last night about how people shouldn't be idiots and wear played out Harambe costumes for halloween, and as I was falling asleep thought about how somebody should dress as Beyonce while eating pork, drinking alcohol, and offering loans with interest so they could be HARAM BEY for halloween.

Such a stupid joke but I was all hazy and found it hilarious as I was lying in bed for a minute

I laughed

A Gay Dad tribute act who play slide guitar with an open D tuning, called Gay DADF#AD.

An LP of covers of 4'33" done by a member of the Wu Tang Clan - ODB: 0dB