The German language

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Vielen Dank!

C J (C J), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Elfenbein = ivory

StanM (StanM), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:13 (seventeen years ago) link

It's not exactly SO, for example the "e" is "Kaiser" is pronounced differently than in "Freund".

No, the "e" in "freund" is part of the vowel combination "eu", which is always pronounced the same say.

Eliminating the Sz (sorry, I don't know the html code for it), C/D?

NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:43 (seventeen years ago) link

same way, rather

NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I gather Finnish is extremely phonetic which I am sure is nice in theory but how do I learn to pronounce all of those VOOOOOWEEEEELS?

Hääyöaie!

Every teach-yrself-Finnish tape I've ever listened to has had two speakers, one of whom observes the difference between a and ä described in the text of the book and one of whom either says them the same or does the umlaut a bit German. HATE. Plus not aspirating my consonants = no chance, and making the difference between single and doubled letters = only if I speak at three words per minute.

Then I listen to Finnish music and they seem to pronounce a and ä about the same, but it's ok for them because they are on Trendy Fonal Records. Even the ones who aren't.

Do real Germans say glückschmerz? That is a good word. I need to learn German.

Rebecca (reb), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Eierlegendewollmilchsau (although this word gets way overused by lazy writers in product reviews.)

Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 27 July 2006 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

*"geil" does not just mean horny but can also mean something similar to "cool"
x-post.

clodia pulchra (emo by proxy), Thursday, 27 July 2006 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Uh.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 27 July 2006 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't think there's a language in the world where every letter is pronounced the same way every time

mandarin?

Not really! A single character can be pronounced with different inflections depending on the inflection of the character immediately following it.

c('°c) (Leee), Thursday, 27 July 2006 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

and not Japanese kana, thinking about it: the i-syllable can be used after a syllable ending in e to lengthen it, and the u-syllable after an o-ending syllable lengthens the o, so ke-i-ta-i is pronounced 'k?tai' and kyo-u is pronounced 'ky?'. Also the n-syllable represents an m-sound when it precedes a 'b', e.g. sa-n-bya-ku is pronounced 'sambyaku'.

stop moving. (cis), Thursday, 27 July 2006 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Libelle. Tonarmgeraet. Tafeldienst. Kegeln.

patita (patita), Thursday, 27 July 2006 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

saujud

ferzaffe (flezaffe), Thursday, 27 July 2006 21:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Tohuwabohu (it's German for brouhaha)

Dingsbums (thingummybob)

Genau (popular one!)

CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Thursday, 27 July 2006 22:45 (seventeen years ago) link

das Wolkenkuckucksheim

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 27 July 2006 23:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Treuhandgesellschaft
GmbH = Gesellschaft mit beschräankter Handlung
Einzelgänger
Personalmangel

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 27 July 2006 23:03 (seventeen years ago) link

or my favorite -- FREIE FAHRT

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 27 July 2006 23:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Ally kann ein bisschen Deutsch sprechen!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 27 July 2006 23:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Ally kennt ein bisschen Deutsch!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 31 July 2006 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Dan should say more about German camp, where he learned to be German.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 31 July 2006 22:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Augenblick
Ursprach

That Feymous Biting Guy (xave), Monday, 31 July 2006 22:11 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBVmfIUR1DA

de latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 31 July 2006 22:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I like the rule that if you spilt a word with -ck- across lines, eg drücken, it goes

Falls man in einem Buch so ein Wort drük-
ken will, muss man die Zeilenenden beobachten.

Or is that obsolete now?

The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 08:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Also the canonical dictionary is called DUDEN rofl.

The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 08:11 (seventeen years ago) link

my current favourites:

Strumpfhosen

Spachtelmasse

My favourite poetic object name in German is Gluebirne, the word for lightbulb which literally translates as glowing pear.

Jack Battery-Pack (Jack Battery-Pack), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 09:52 (seventeen years ago) link

That should have been Gluehbirne

Christ my German is terrible despite living in a German speaking country for 6 years.....

Jack Battery-Pack (Jack Battery-Pack), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 09:53 (seventeen years ago) link

two years pass...

Ich lerne deutsch.
http://www.dw-world.de/dw/0,,9572,00.html

Dieser kurs ist gut!

Mein lieblingswort ist "lieblingswort."

(I can't say much else -- it's only my third day).

Garri$on Kilo (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Ich habe durchfall

snoball, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 19:14 (fourteen years ago) link

so I'm basically challenging myself to learn as much German as possible in the three weeks before my trip. I will try to form some sentences from memory. Forgive my spelling and grammar.

Ich heiße Josh. Ich bin neunundswanzig jahre alt. Ich wohne in Brooklyn. Ich bin verheiratet, aber
Ich habe keinen kinder. Englisch ist meine muttersprache. Sprechen sie englisch?

Das ist mein hund. Es heißen Struppi.

Heute ist Mittwoch. Morgen ist Donnerstag. Gestern war Dienstag.

Ich esse fleisch und bohnen. Ist es frisch? Ach, ja!

Garri$on Kilo (Hurting 2), Thursday, 9 July 2009 02:38 (fourteen years ago) link

OK your dog's name is adorable.

Spelling grammar won't matter much as a tourist and if doing this well after only 4 days is a pretty good sign!

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 9 July 2009 02:40 (fourteen years ago) link

It's not really my dog's name. It's the name of the dog in the german program I'm using, but I want to get a terrier and name it that.

Garri$on Kilo (Hurting 2), Thursday, 9 July 2009 02:42 (fourteen years ago) link

I get really obsessive about things like this for short periods of time. I've been reading my german book on the subway and in the bathroom every chance I get, and I use the program after my wife goes to bed.

Garri$on Kilo (Hurting 2), Thursday, 9 July 2009 02:43 (fourteen years ago) link

My favourite German word is Gefährten which according to google translate thingy means fellowship.

The Sorrows of Young Jeezy (jim), Thursday, 9 July 2009 02:44 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

I like how they join a load of words together to make huge nouns so you can usually work it out from a literal translation of each segment. German engineering and technical dictionaries are great for huge words that essentially mean "join all the bits together and you've got one of these."
― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, July 27, 2006 5:12 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark

That is my favorite part about German too.

Ken picked "handschuhe" as his favorite word and it's one of mine too. HAND SHOES!

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 9 July 2009 02:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Hurting - you should totally get a dog and name it Struppi - it's amazing.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 9 July 2009 02:46 (fourteen years ago) link

I just learned that stricken means to knit. I think that's funny.

Garri$on Kilo (Hurting 2), Thursday, 9 July 2009 02:50 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm not 100% certain that it still is but for a long time the longest German word was Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän which means something like "the hat of a steamboat captain who sails on the Danube River". Yes, there was actually a word for that.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 9 July 2009 02:51 (fourteen years ago) link

nurse is krankenschwester. This whole language is hilarious. How do germans not laugh constantly as they talk to each other?

Garri$on Kilo (Hurting 2), Thursday, 9 July 2009 02:55 (fourteen years ago) link

It's a good question.

I've always like the word for oxygen - Sauerstoff.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 9 July 2009 02:58 (fourteen years ago) link

i like the word for (bicycle) spoke wrench: nippelspanner, i think

harbl, Thursday, 9 July 2009 03:04 (fourteen years ago) link

OK - here are some other funny ones followed by their meaning and then literal translations.

Flugzeug - airplane - fly thing (or stuff depending on who you ask)!
Brustwarze - nipples - breast warts :-(
Schlagzeug - percussion instrument - hit thing

What might just be the best:

Antibabypille - birth control pill

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 9 July 2009 03:06 (fourteen years ago) link

haha!

harbl, Thursday, 9 July 2009 03:06 (fourteen years ago) link

ausgezeichnet

some sick fuck with a bow and arrow killing roos and koalas (Eisbaer), Thursday, 9 July 2009 19:37 (fourteen years ago) link

todlich verungluckt - learned that in GCSE German class, means "fatally injured in a road accident" (IIRC). Proved very useful on my exchange trip to Nurnberg as a 14 yr old...

Bill A, Thursday, 9 July 2009 21:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Nosebear!

a passing spacecadet, Thursday, 9 July 2009 22:39 (fourteen years ago) link

"Handy", which is actually the word for cell phone, which - obviously - is handy, but is not called this in English, despite what they might want to believe.

blaim it on global warming, Thursday, 9 July 2009 23:58 (fourteen years ago) link

sehenswuerdigkeiten = sights (i.e. where you go sightseeing) = literally, worthseeingnesses

Daniel Giraffe, Friday, 10 July 2009 10:29 (fourteen years ago) link

loving this thread. I think I'm ready to my lifelong German-learning hell next September.

baaderonixx, Friday, 10 July 2009 10:33 (fourteen years ago) link

to go back to it, that is

baaderonixx, Friday, 10 July 2009 10:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Not forgetting Schaufensterpuppen by Kraftwerk. How much better in German?

Daniel Giraffe, Friday, 10 July 2009 11:32 (fourteen years ago) link


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