TNG is my favorite, even better than the original. I don't get why people are so up on Chuck Norris when superdick Lt. Riker once crescent kicked a guy who fell backward onto a glass or possibly synthglass table and shattered it, Riker all stoic and hatable.
― Abbott, Monday, 17 September 2007 20:02 (sixteen years ago) link
"superdick" lolz
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 17 September 2007 20:03 (sixteen years ago) link
http://images.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/thumb/4/4d/Trombone,_Conundrum.jpg/180px-Trombone,_Conundrum.jpg "let me play you this love jam I just wrote"
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 17 September 2007 20:05 (sixteen years ago) link
Ep. with the second Riker = so +++ classic bcz Riker's couchehat is cocked at maximum angle. Riker having to interact with his hideous self, and practicing hilarious Klingon tai-chi with Troi that gets 'steamy' in a complete cockdrooping/vagdrying way, and Jordi and Data kind of standing around on some vine planet with question marks over their heads.
― Abbott, Monday, 17 September 2007 20:06 (sixteen years ago) link
HAHA THAT IS THAT EPISODE
couchehat = douchehat
"Deeana remember alternate me who is me right now and how we erotically molded a ceramic pot that one time? THAT's ME, I AM YR RIKER, AND YOU ARE MY LEATHER CHAPS WEARING RIKER BABE. Replicator: One Syntha Colada, please.
― Abbott, Monday, 17 September 2007 20:09 (sixteen years ago) link
Getting caught in the holorain.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 September 2007 20:13 (sixteen years ago) link
aaaargh Ned you beat me to it ya bastid
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 17 September 2007 20:13 (sixteen years ago) link
It's been five years Stuck far away Five Years Deanna my babe Five years Here is my trombone jam Five years For Deeana, my ma'am
― Abbott, Monday, 17 September 2007 20:15 (sixteen years ago) link
Ryker seems like a total (captain's emergency escape) yacht rock dude of 2398 or whenever it was.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 September 2007 20:15 (sixteen years ago) link
Patton Oswalt was OTM when he explained that the Star Wars prequels sucked because NO ONE CARES WHAT VADER WAS LIKE AS A KID. This will hold true in Star Trek. Why can't they just make another one where Kirk is chopping wood and then Picard shows up and they FIGHT.
― jessie monster, Monday, 17 September 2007 20:24 (sixteen years ago) link
that movie was terrible
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 17 September 2007 20:27 (sixteen years ago) link
That's certainly true. I don't think there's been a half decent star trek movie since the one with Christopher Plummer wearing a riveted-on eyepatch.
― Oilyrags, Monday, 17 September 2007 20:29 (sixteen years ago) link
What, not even First Contact?
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 September 2007 20:32 (sixteen years ago) link
I guess that was about half decent.
― Oilyrags, Monday, 17 September 2007 20:33 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah I agree with oilyrags - First Contact is mostly okay and then you get that guy from Babe shouting along to Steppenwolf = ugh
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 17 September 2007 20:34 (sixteen years ago) link
also the totally unnecessary inclusion of Alfre Woodard
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 17 September 2007 20:35 (sixteen years ago) link
Worf showing up for no reason, then expressing penis envy.
― Oilyrags, Monday, 17 September 2007 20:37 (sixteen years ago) link
I just think its kinda lame and market-driven to make another prequel. The best sci-fi tricks you into looking at the present by projecting a new vision of the future - endlessly rehashing the same old version of the future is sorta counterintuitive.
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 17 September 2007 20:38 (sixteen years ago) link
Does counterintuitive mean boring?
― Oilyrags, Monday, 17 September 2007 20:39 (sixteen years ago) link
sure
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 17 September 2007 20:39 (sixteen years ago) link
Hmmm,
Cardassia:Founders::Iraq:Bush administration...?
Maybe there is some juice in that old idea I mentioned upthread.
― Oilyrags, Monday, 17 September 2007 20:46 (sixteen years ago) link
But then BG would be all like 'been there, done that.'
Enterprise is all about Bakula's Bush-in-Space impression.
It is also terrible.
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 17 September 2007 20:53 (sixteen years ago) link
(i.e. he does everything with a squinty resolve and good-ol-boy gumption)
did dean stockwell ever guest star
― ghost rider, Monday, 17 September 2007 20:56 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.mataderu.com/xphere/photos/stposters/insp_kirkspock_preview.jpg
― latebloomer, Monday, 17 September 2007 21:00 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh yes:
http://www.battlestar-galactica.fr/temp/database/personnages/img/Cavil1.jpg
― James Mitchell, Monday, 17 September 2007 21:38 (sixteen years ago) link
AWESOME
― ghost rider, Monday, 17 September 2007 21:40 (sixteen years ago) link
shoulda stuck with BG
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 17 September 2007 22:47 (sixteen years ago) link
Guys what about THE RAINBOW that GRANTS ALL YOUR WISHES?
At least we are guaranteed no fanfic weddings in this one.
― Abbott, Monday, 17 September 2007 23:34 (sixteen years ago) link
ay yi yi
http://www.cinematical.com/2007/11/09/winona-ryder-joins-star-trek-xi-as-spocks-mom/
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 9 November 2007 17:16 (sixteen years ago) link
nerds everywhere are getting boners
― s1ocki, Friday, 9 November 2007 17:18 (sixteen years ago) link
it's morning in america
― s1ocki, Friday, 9 November 2007 17:19 (sixteen years ago) link
WTF Star Trek XI? Did I miss something?
― Hurting 2, Friday, 9 November 2007 17:42 (sixteen years ago) link
they haven't all been titled with numbers
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 9 November 2007 17:44 (sixteen years ago) link
http://dave.zfx.com/Scanner/nav4.gif
― Hurting 2, Friday, 9 November 2007 17:45 (sixteen years ago) link
Casting call funnies
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 12 November 2007 23:41 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2007-11/33752864.jpg
get this girl some forehead ridges STAT
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 12 November 2007 23:44 (sixteen years ago) link
IS THAT A BLJACK JOKE
― 404 Error: Page Not Found, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 03:50 (sixteen years ago) link
SHAKEY MO
http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2007-11/33752872.jpghttp://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2007-11/33752872.jpg
"kirk walken" you have got to be kidding me
― akm, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 04:24 (sixteen years ago) link
okay wtf no images ever post, but it is here:
http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2007-11/33752872.jpg
Isn't Winona Ryder kinda too young to play an adult character's mom? According to IMDb she's only 6 years older than the guy who will play Spock. Or will she only appear in flashback?
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 09:06 (sixteen years ago) link
Zachary Quinto, apparently:
http://www.iesb.net/images/stories/setimages/spock-324_marked.jpg
― aldo, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 11:22 (sixteen years ago) link
teaser for this attached to cloverfield
― max, Friday, 18 January 2008 16:59 (sixteen years ago) link
http://trekmovie.com/wp-content/uploads/star-trek-uss-enterprise-b.gif
― DG, Friday, 18 January 2008 17:00 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.worstpreviews.com/trailer.php?id=450&item=0
― Kerm, Friday, 18 January 2008 17:00 (sixteen years ago) link
god help me i'm kind of excited
― gff, Friday, 18 January 2008 17:03 (sixteen years ago) link