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I'm getting horny thinking about fizzing eardrops. I win!

― {Sand in the [vaseline} on the lens] (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Well fuckit I'll throw Mandee into the mix here... Hrmmm..

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:42 (nineteen years ago) link

It does, as I recall from staying up all night writing papers in college.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:42 (nineteen years ago) link

mmmm "ear drops"

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:43 (nineteen years ago) link

i will take a picture of my package through my fancy trousers and post it here

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:43 (nineteen years ago) link

It does, as I recall from staying up all night writing papers in college.

No, that's procrastination that was making you horny. When I had school assignments to be done some serious masturbation was undertaken, for purely anti-academic purposes.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:43 (nineteen years ago) link

praise jah, i am not alone. Does it work for women, though?

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:43 (nineteen years ago) link

My girlfriend attests that it does.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:44 (nineteen years ago) link

And would be shocked and horrified to read this thread, I'm sure.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Everyone is horny now? My work is done! Off to Notting Hell and Death Disco with me now!

― Danger Whore (kate), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:44 (nineteen years ago) link

be careful out there. don't lick any john williamses, and come home safe.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:46 (nineteen years ago) link

No, that's procrastination that was making you horny. When I had school assignments to be done some serious masturbation was undertaken, for purely anti-academic purposes.

Oh, that's right, I remember now.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:46 (nineteen years ago) link

I'll get you next time, Danger Whore! Next time!!

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah I used to put these drops in my ear to make the wax dissolve.. the fizzing and popping was so excruciatingly delightful.

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:46 (nineteen years ago) link

That's only somewhat arousing, Mandee. You've got to give me more details to go with here. Although less about the earwax would be nice.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Thread killed, murdered, and maimed.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:53 (nineteen years ago) link

stabbed, raped, dismembered, quicklimed...

― {Sand in the [vaseline} on the lens] (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:54 (nineteen years ago) link

...this is starting to read like The 120 Days Of ILX now...

― Danger Whore (kate), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay, well, I then poured the peroxide all over my naked chest. And it was like being born again. And then I put on a tutu!!

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:58 (nineteen years ago) link

We want to fuck you too, sug.

― maybe luna, Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:00 (nineteen years ago) link

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Mandee, the only reason to put on a tutu is to take it off again. Sex is too serious to be done in a tutu.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Taking sex too seriously makes it awkward when you giggle when something tickles. I am all about roffle/teh fuck crossover.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Me too - laughing is part of what makes teh sexXxing fun.

― maybe luna, Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:13 (nineteen years ago) link

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Life's too damn short.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd rather have a bit of pain than a bit of a laugh.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Today, anyway. But I'm feeling very serious.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, luckily there's room for both.

― maybe luna, Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Have I mentioned that I need to get laid?

― maybe luna, Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:18 (nineteen years ago) link

You are, aren't you!

You are SERIOUSLY horny!

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:20 (nineteen years ago) link

wanking at work - is it good/bad/right/easy/nice/etc?

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Hangovers make me horny, or, what I suspect is happening, is that hangovers reduce all my *other* drives, leaving horniness the only thing I actually feel at all.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:39 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm horny to the point of being not-horny.

― (Rock U Like A Hurricane) Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:40 (nineteen years ago) link

I'll let you know when I'm not horny.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:41 (nineteen years ago) link

like markelby i get really horny when hungover. thats usually when i do my best fuckin.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh, I know what you mean. When I'm hungover, I can go twice in a row with no break, and other amazing stunts usually associated with 18-yr-olds.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:49 (nineteen years ago) link

i get all porno star when im hungover. maybe put a hand on my ass while im pumpin or throw a leg up on the coffee table or something.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Are women like this, too? Because when I'm hungover, sexing would most likely make me puke.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 17:10 (nineteen years ago) link

gwwwrrraaaa fuck this shit. grad school is bullshit. i spend 8-10 hours a day in the company of 6,000 18-20yr old girls. the mental effort at taxonomy alone is enough to wear me out.

― g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 17:12 (nineteen years ago) link

g-ff, I'm right with you. I like to think of them as grains of fuckable sand.

― {Sand in the [vaseline} on the lens] (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 17:13 (nineteen years ago) link

I constantly amaze(exasperate) my gf with major horniness when I'm tired, hungover, or sick. I think Markelby is on to something up there.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 17:14 (nineteen years ago) link

grains of fuckable sand?

― g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 17:19 (nineteen years ago) link

How endearing.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 17:21 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm nineteen and I masturbate seven times a day

― \(^o^)/ (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 17:22 (nineteen years ago) link

brb

― \(^o^)/ (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 17:22 (nineteen years ago) link

I would, but then I'd just be left with sleepy. this is much more fun.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 17:24 (nineteen years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0802132189.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

I love to tease myself. So voluptuous! So infinitely squeezable!

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 18:24 (nineteen years ago) link

It's both sexy, *and* makes me want a nap.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 18:25 (nineteen years ago) link

http://wizardishungry.com/lol/backtoschool/lame-itunes.gif

I AM HORNY FOR GIRLS WITH ITUNES

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 19:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Quick, someone call Jennie up in 312.

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 19:04 (nineteen years ago) link

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