Maximise/Minimise - how do you read ILX at work?

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just now my boss told me I could do with looking at the internet less and doing more work. :/ I need this ghostilla shit.

I love how right afterwards you get on the internet and tell everyone about it.

oops (Oops), Friday, 6 August 2004 18:57 (nineteen years ago) link

It's like falling off a horse.

St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Friday, 6 August 2004 18:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay I just tried this on lotus notes and it still looks all weird-like to me.

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 6 August 2004 18:59 (nineteen years ago) link

i dont give a shit even with all my ilx reading I have still probly done more work than most
-- Ste (ste.foste...) (webmail), August 6th, 2004 6:45 AM. (Fuzzy) (link)

OTMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 6 August 2004 18:59 (nineteen years ago) link

would someone take a screen shot of this alleged outlook express trick and post it here pls okay thx

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 6 August 2004 19:00 (nineteen years ago) link

ilx is so unassuming in its layout i never really worry about people reading my pc.. and obv alt-tab in case of emergencies.

bill stevens (bscrubbins), Friday, 6 August 2004 19:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Yes... but tabbing in firefox is easiest, esp. if you maximise the window (F3) and ctrl + tab to a different and pre-selected 'legitimate and safe' screen, with the 'hide tabs' option turned on. All the boss'll see at ctrl + tab is a gigantic and-work safe page, not even the shit you've got running in the taskbar.

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Friday, 6 August 2004 19:03 (nineteen years ago) link

five years pass...

Updates please

I haven't made the jump to using ILX at a my new job, but I know if I do it once I'll never go back. The problem is that the govt. keeps tabs on everything you do on their computers so I'm afraid that if I go onto ILX they'll have my login info and realize that I'm secretly an internet weirdo. Not that I'm currently in an important enough position that anyone would think of checking in on what I'm doing on the computer, but it sucks that the info is always there for the future.

Tom Pagnozzi (Z S), Saturday, 22 August 2009 01:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Main reason I'm on ILX in the first place is cos of the colour scheme, doesn't obviously look like yr surfin' the web.

I know I'm not fooling anyone on my team at work, bloke I sit next to's already made comments about "Site new answers".

someone who is ranked fairly highly in an army of poo (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 22 August 2009 01:14 (fourteen years ago) link

One bad habit I have to break is minimizing the browser whenever I hear someone walking by, regardless of what site I'm at. NYT, weather channel, TPM, wikipedia...it doesn't matter, when I hear the footsteps coming I instinctively minimize it, and up pops the Excel spreadsheet. Eventually they're going to catch on because no one earth can stare at an excel sheet all day.

Tom Pagnozzi (Z S), Saturday, 22 August 2009 01:22 (fourteen years ago) link

LOL I do that all fucking day long. I know people see me do it as well, I just can't help myself at this point.

someone who is ranked fairly highly in an army of poo (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 22 August 2009 01:22 (fourteen years ago) link

from now on, I'm never minimizing a window again!

Tom Pagnozzi (Z S), Saturday, 22 August 2009 01:24 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm letting it all hang out. That's right people walking by - I'm on the internet, and I don't care who sees me do it. Deal with it.

Leif.

Tom Pagnozzi (Z S), Saturday, 22 August 2009 01:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Cell phone browsing. Work blocks ILX anyway, and even if they didn't they still record who looks at what and stuff.

StanM, Saturday, 22 August 2009 04:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Set up a proxy on your home computer while your at work :).

svend, Saturday, 22 August 2009 04:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Nah. I'm there to work. Imagine you hire a couple of guys to paint your house and they read the newspaper half the time they're there, would you just accept that?

StanM, Saturday, 22 August 2009 05:20 (fourteen years ago) link

I'd be too busy reading ILX at work to know they were slacking off...

Bill A, Saturday, 22 August 2009 09:19 (fourteen years ago) link

FYI, minimizing a window as someone approaches is the most obvious "Oops, I've been caught fucking around" move ever!

I browse ILX out of a tiny, tiny window at work. The 'Add a Post' field, however, doesn't scale down properly in whatever antiquated version of IE my workplace uses. So I can't see the right side of my posts, which leads to lots of typos and sentences with no flow.

But, yes: ILX is the perfect site to browse at work. I've had conversations with my boss while it was on-screen, no problem.

Actin' on the moment (spontaneous) (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 22 August 2009 12:47 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah except when they quickly glimpse a thread title such as "up the arse corner",

Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Saturday, 22 August 2009 13:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Or when you're intrigued by this 'Wallogina' thing everyone keeps talking about.

KEEP CALM+++THRILL FACTOR OVERLOAD+++KEEP CALM (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 22 August 2009 14:01 (fourteen years ago) link

being in a two person office with my boss working from home most of the time = wahey. Good thing, as five years on from this thread's celebration of tabbed browsing I still can't do it, so antiquated is the version of IE I'm stuck with. I do end up doing the obviously highly suspicious reflex alt-tab or minimize whenever anyone else on the floor pops in. Like, not only do you not care, but you don't have the slightest bit of power over me, so what am I doing, making it look like I'm looking at pictures of Method Man's head on Shannon Elizabeth's body when I'm really just involved in some innocent Wallogina action?

I do worry that I'll eventually get a note from IT saying "dude, you're on the net every minute you're in the office, stop it", though.

Akon/Family (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 22 August 2009 14:18 (fourteen years ago) link


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