What do you find strangely erotic?

(Not that oops.)

Holy jesusness, YES.

thanks!!!!

But I claim not to be a fully-fledged fetishist as I don't think I would have found them of any interest if they weren't attached to Uma.

damn.

i especially love those forearms when they are planted on either side of me, giving it me proper.

homosexual ][ asks elsewhere if this the least erotic era of any in recent memory

definitely yes and this is pitiful

discuss

i mean, shit

I disagree but I think “recent memory” and “era” are problematic terms when trying to judge stuff.

If you’re a horny doofus into cheesecake then practically every website has an ad or seven showing you some zaftig model even if the ad is really for cheap car insurance

And if you’re into anything else it’s still kind of everywhere even without having to look very hard - androids, androgynes, LGBTQ sexytime is in every medium now, on demand, with good cinematography and everything

But maybe that’s what makes it less erotic, that all of this is just readily available now - basically everybody might as well be perusing hentai on the bus ride, and that’s the opposite of sexy

The pendulum always swings back, though. alt.sex.stories.moderated (which, tbqf, if not for pedo rape shit, probably would have died long ago) broke down last summer and nobody’s bothered to fix it.
Maybe the free porn parade is going to come to an end before long, and then mass media won’t feel compelled to keep pace with it, and prurient arts might escape the tragedy of the commons, for a little while.

you just have to know where to look.

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no one wants to play sexy mind games anymore it's so sad

If you’re a horny doofus into cheesecake then practically every website has an ad or seven showing you some zaftig model even if the ad is really for cheap car insurance

is this like the late 80s kid equivalent of looking at underwear catalogs

it will never be an unerotic era so long as Flo the Progressive lady is doing commercials

The other day the woman at the car service place who was a little bit cute took a couple things off my bill without me asking or complaining. She may in fact have been flirting with me, but even if she wasn't, there was something weirdly charged about her just throwing discounts at my feet.

I dont really think of porn as being erotic tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWBJfvRqr6U

xp what about discounts

i read hustler and playboy now, burnt out on online porn tbh - and the political articles (like one about abortion rights) are surprisingly intelligent. cue getting made fun of.

there was an adult only version of second life called red light center in the mid 2000s that I was addicted to for like 2 weeks...

you could wander through these vacant areas full of water features and there would always be sensual chill out mixes playing

I get erotic nostalgia for that place

XP No diss. Playboy woke now.

thanks

once on a trip i was very exhausted and sat for a few hours in my fancy hotel room watching the welcome infomercial on the in-house tv-guidebook-concierge over and over, not like in a sexual way, but it was sort of asmr avant la lettre

maybe there was something especially magical about the way it would just repeat endlessly without my needing to do anything

she was such a welcoming corporate ambassador

i mean, shit

eww

those resort videos!! where it's some Trivago-looking asshole w/ some 30-year old lady. they don't even do anything, they just walk around the hammocks and shoot darting glances at each other while soothing stock music plays. fuck!! I would watch it for an hour