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There's nothing to it, really. Vogue.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 02:01 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! Ginger Rogers! Dance on air! ;-)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 02:05 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! Ned and gabbneb made a joint Madonna reference. Rah! ;-)

*laughs and stays put, for she is a long distance away*

― Innocent Dreamer (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 02:08 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! ME SEEN NUFF OF U FASSYGEEK WITH TA MUCH TIME PLAYIN ON KEYBOARD WIT DEM PIECE OF SHIT LIKE DEM DILDO TING U GET FOR DEM INTANET POONTANG FLEX. U KNOW WHAT IM TALKIN BOUT I SEEN DEM VIDEO WIT 2 CHICHI WIT REMOTE CONTROL DILDA FLEXIN EACH OTHER OVER NET. ;-)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 1 July 2003 02:13 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! You're a superstar at the gay bar ;-)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 02:14 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! I'm the dandy highwayman so sick of easy fashion--the clumsy boots, peekaboo roots that people think so dashing ;)

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 02:16 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! Both yr parents have been killed! ;)

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 02:34 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot. My disguise must strike terror into their hearts ;)

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 02:56 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! I'd hit it ;)

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 02:57 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! Surely the amount of Ned's prize money is skyrocking as we continue the hazing. HUZZAH ;-)

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 04:09 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! In a word, stunning. Perhaps an odd word to use given that Violator continued in the general vein of the previous two studio efforts by Depeche Mode: Gore's upfront lyrical emotional extremism and knack for a catchy hook filtered through Wilder's ear for perfect arrangements, ably assisted by top English producer Flood. Yet the idea that this record would both dominate worldwide charts, while song for song being simply the best, most consistent effort yet from the band could only have been the wildest fantasy before its release. The opening two singles from the album, however, signaled something was up. First was "Personal Jesus," at once perversely simplistic, with a stiff, arcane funk/hip-hop beat and basic blues guitar chords, and tremendous, thanks to sharp production touches and Gahan's echoed, snaky vocals. Then "Enjoy the Silence," a nothing-else-remains-but-us ballad pumped up into a huge, dramatic romance/dance number, commanding in its mock orchestral/choir scope. Follow-up single "Policy of Truth" did just fine as well, a low-key Motown funk number for the modern day with a sharp love/hate lyric to boot. To top it all off, the album itself scored on song after song, from the shuffling beat of "Sweetest Perfection" (well sung by Gore) and the ethereal "Waiting for the Night" to the guilt-ridden and loving it "Halo," building into a string-swept pounder. "Clean" wraps up Violator on an eerie note, all ominous bass notes and odd atmospherics carrying the song. Goth without ever being stupidly hammy, synth without sounding like the clinical stereotype of synth music, rock without ever sounding like a "rock" band, Depeche here reached astounding heights indeed. ;-)

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 04:14 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! I'm crying tears of laughter ;-)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 10:55 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! ;)

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 11:32 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! Eat my dust, you insensitive mother fucker! ;)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 18:03 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! Contemplate this on the tree of woe! ;)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 18:05 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! I want to crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentations of their women! ;)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 18:06 (twenty years ago) link

Astounding! If people find farting unpleasant, they should either go elsewhere or ask for the favor of stopping. This is very simple and not at all rude.
Everyone understands that some people find farting pleasant, some people find it deeply unpleasant, and some people don't care much either way. This strikes me as the sort of situation that can easily be managed via normal social standards of appropriate behavior and politeness and decision-making. If a farter really wants to spend time with someone with a farting allergy, he's going to have to do it in a fartless setting. If a person who abhors farting wants to spend time with farters, he might have to get used to their either farting nearby or constantly nipping outside. In either case, people can decide it's just not worth it. And that's fine...

In addition to this, I'm curious about in what situations people feel they're being unfairly subjected to farts. One thing you may not realize about a lot of farters is how often one refrains from farting -- even when allowed -- simply because the setting isn't appropriate. Out at a bar with non-farting colleagues from work: you go across the room to let off. From what I can tell, most everyone farts in the following situations: (a) alone and outside, (b) alone and in a space that's clearly labelled as being fartable, and (c) in the company of others, when the others are either mostly farting themselves or tolerant enough of it that it doesn't feel impolite. In none of those situations can I locate anyone who's being subjected to anything unfairly. The most I can find is people who have lost the battle to control the social environment -- just like people whose friends always want to go to the most horrible bars -- and are now in the position of deciding whether it's worth compromising on the issue or bailing out. And even those people, if they ask politely, can often get the farters to accommodate them -- by cutting down, by going across the room, by going outside, or by stopping altogether.

In sum: farters know plenty of people don't like farts. The average young farter, it seems to me, makes good-faith efforts about not bothering anyone with it. This is because people want to be liked, and as such can curb their more irritating behaviors if they feel they're unduly bothering someone. But there comes a point where sometimes you're going to indulge in your irritating behavior, and if people aren't up for it, then they should stay away, because for the time being you're busy doing that thing you do that they turn out to hate.

;)

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 18:09 (twenty years ago) link

Now I object.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 18:12 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! Is it REALLY a sin to fart? ;-)

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 18:14 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! Where diid you find that, Ally? ;-)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 18:16 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! The smoking thread is a hot bed of fantastic Momus quotes, Dan ;)

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 18:16 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens!
90% of all sickness and disease begins in an
UNCLEAN COLON!
Since "Death begins in the colon," you should find out HOW to
clean your colon.
Toxins and waste build up in your colon just like they do in the pipes of your home. Both
demand immediate attention or the results can be disastrous!
;)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 20:43 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! NED VS PITCHFORK FITE!! ;-)

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 21:21 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! What a large font you have ;-)

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 21:35 (twenty years ago) link

(Heavens! fixed tag hopefully ;))

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 21:47 (twenty years ago) link

(Heavens! Are we no longer XTREE BOLD? ;-))

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 21:48 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! This better not be in bold ;-)

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 21:53 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! I thik I fukced that up pretty badly, eh? ;-)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 21:55 (twenty years ago) link

(btw, it displayed as i intended in "Opera", I had to check in netscrape exBLOATer to see what everyone ws on abt)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 21:56 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens! To Lou Even ;-)

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 21:57 (twenty years ago) link

Heavens, was that Granny in her laddered tights, with a shotgun;)?

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 22:01 (twenty years ago) link

one month passes...

Heavens! I can't make my face into a heart ;-)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 7 August 2003 16:45 (twenty years ago) link

one year passes...

Heavens! This thread should be revived. Oh yes.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:37 (nineteen years ago) link

heavens! chocoteats!!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Heavens! Chocoteats (.)(.)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Heavens! mayahee mayahoo mayaha mayahaha ;)

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Heavens, here we go again. (Not that I mind at all of course.) ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Heavens! Mighty Mouse girlfriend found dead in Kryptonite Cheese Shocka!;)

― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:49 (nineteen years ago) link

And stuff like that!

― Remy (Heavens! another Nedism ;-) (x Jeremy), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Heavens, Vorga, I kill you filthy;)

― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Heavens! the USA has fuxxored the world by re-electing George Bush ;- )

― Masked Gazza, Friday, 18 February 2005 16:57 (nineteen years ago) link

HAEVNES! HI DERE WAHT IS IT MADE? --;(

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Friday, 18 February 2005 17:22 (nineteen years ago) link

heavens! TARTMONSTER

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 18 February 2005 17:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Heavens! an ice moth!!!!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 18 February 2005 17:23 (nineteen years ago) link

heavens! it's the final countdown!!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 18 February 2005 17:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Hey hey hey, where's the ;-) on these claims?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 February 2005 17:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Heavens! I kill you for missing out emoticons! ;-)

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 18 February 2005 17:28 (nineteen years ago) link

heavens! i forgot my emoticon!! ;-);-);-)

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 18 February 2005 17:29 (nineteen years ago) link

HAEVENS! BUT WHICH TO DROP ANCOHR IN?!?;)

― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 18 February 2005 17:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Heavens! I fuxored a sheep!

― Deerninja B4rim4, Plus-Tech Whizz Kid (Barima), Friday, 18 February 2005 17:54 (nineteen years ago) link

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