And yes, I <3 Lisa. Here are some more words that rhyme with Cory...
― Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 22:08 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 22:17 (twenty-one years ago) link
― jm (jtm), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 22:27 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 22:33 (twenty-one years ago) link
Mom and Pop Art (Picasso in his crank period!)Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part OneGrampa vs. Sexual InadequacySideshow Bob Roberts ("He's even better!" "I like the human touch.")Marge in ChainsBoy-Scoutz N the HoodThe Last Temptation of Homer (Zutroy!)$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)Homer's Barbershop Quartet (Homer hands bellhop an awards statuette. Bellhop: "Gee, thanks! Oh wait, it's a Grammy..." [tosses it over balcolny] voice: "Hey, don't throw your trash down here!")This Little WiggyMarge gets a job (Tibor!)Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes? ("It's drinking the water!" Plus, Homer sperm!)Brother from the same planet ("Story. Gory. Allegory. Montessori.")Homer's Triple BypassMr. Plow ("Do you come with the car?")Itchy & Scratchy: The MovieA streetcar named MargeKamp KrustyLast exit to SpringfieldDog of DeathRadio Bart (I nearly cried when I first saw this)Like Father, Like ClownBart the Murderer (Bart: "Did you kill my principle?" Fat Tony: "Uh, Chinese guy with a mustache?")Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk ("Advantage: Burns!" and the Land of Chocolate!)Homer AloneThree Men and a Comic Book ("Hot enough for ya?")Bart's Inner Child (Decadent!)Homer at BatLisa's WeddingLemon of Troy ("For it was haunted. Now, drink your turnip juice.")Bart Sells his Soul (Metaphysics!)The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons (Manjula is HOTT)King of the Hill ("Hey, Deng Xiao Ping died.")The City of New York vs. Homer SimpsonEight Misbehavin' ("Please, call me Larry.")Pygmoelian ("Duffman, sez A LOT of things. OH YEAH.")Hello Gutter, Hello FadderBart to the FutureBehind the LaughterA Tale of Two Springfields ("Oh yeah? Bart, c'mere a minute!")HOMRSkinner's Sense of Snow ("I grow weary of your suggestive dancing. Bring the ranch dressing hose!")Tales from the Public Domain ("I bagged a little girl! I'm the greatest Scotsman in history!" plus Trojan War and Hamlet!)
Last Tapdance in Springfield ("You are now carrying my child.")Lisa's SaxLisa's Pony Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington Lisa the Beauty Queen
"'The Simpsons' must have heart to be good" is the most irritating party line EVER.
But when the mood is nihilistic, the show is simply cruel.
― Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 22:34 (twenty-one years ago) link
Meh. hardly classics. i could go on...
― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 22:37 (twenty-one years ago) link
― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 22:43 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 23:46 (twenty-one years ago) link
"Yeah, that Timmy is a real hero!" "How do you mean, Dad?" "Well, he fell down a well, and...can't...get out.""How's that make him a hero?""Well it's more than YOU did!"
― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 23:51 (twenty-one years ago) link
Yes, and cruelty is never funny.
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 23:53 (twenty-one years ago) link
That's because, thank god, it gets cut during syndication. You've seen it once, that's enough.
The thing about the rampant cynicism in later Simpsons is that while the jokes evoke laughter at first, they don't hold up upon repeated viewings, an important factor considering its syndication. The worst is when the jokes get old as they're being told. After the humor's worn off, all you have left is the maliciousness for the sake of being malicious. A viewer will close him/herself off to avoid identifying closely with the victim and perpetrator. You have the exact opposite when there's warmth in the telling.
― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 01:54 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 02:05 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 02:15 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 02:38 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 02:41 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 02:43 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 02:46 (twenty-one years ago) link
(Not being mean to Nicole, who I heart, as should we all, etc.)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 02:50 (twenty-one years ago) link
You just say that because you know he scares you and you can't admit to yourself.
Or maybe I should have said I will come after you with a tube of Kim's silver purple lipstick.
― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 02:55 (twenty-one years ago) link
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"No, Marc Almond ripped ME off, not the other way around! I'm gonna cry if you say otherwise!"
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 02:58 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 03:02 (twenty-one years ago) link
Nars?
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 03:04 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 03:04 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 03:06 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 03:09 (twenty-one years ago) link
http://welcome.to/nars
HVA SKJER MED NARS i 2003?
Det ser mørkt ut for NARS serien i fremtiden. Hva kommer egentlig dette av?
- Er det uviklingen av bilene?- Er det for dårlig markedsføring?- Er det for få folk som er interssert i Asfalt Racing?
Hva mener du? Skriv din mening i debatt forumet vårt! KLIKK HER!! NYHETER: - Total Poengstillingen 2002- NC RACING PÅ VÅLERBANEN - Total Poengstillingen- Referat fra Rudskogen 8-9 Juni 2002- GRENLAND Ring AVLYST!!!- NARS total resultater 2001 - NC cup 2002
Total Poengstillingen 2002
All is clear. ;-)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 03:10 (twenty-one years ago) link
http://www.geo.uu.nl/~nars/gifs/nars-allnew.gif
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 03:13 (twenty-one years ago) link
Apropos of nothing I feel compelled to quote a song that hasn't heretofore been mentioned:
Some folks'll never eat a skunk,but then again some folk'll...like Cletus,the Slack-Jawed Yokel!
― J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 03:14 (twenty-one years ago) link
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almost gleefully misanthropic
Just like me after a full workday. Thank you, good night, I'm out of here! Actually I really should get some dinner...
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 03:15 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 22:51 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 22:54 (twenty-one years ago) link
― rainy (rainy), Thursday, 16 January 2003 01:10 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 16 January 2003 02:20 (twenty-one years ago) link
― That Girl (thatgirl), Thursday, 16 January 2003 02:28 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 16 January 2003 11:50 (twenty-one years ago) link
― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 16 January 2003 12:19 (twenty-one years ago) link
― SittingPretty (sittingpretty), Thursday, 16 January 2003 12:37 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 18 August 2003 11:50 (twenty years ago) link
― stevem (blueski), Monday, 18 August 2003 11:59 (twenty years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 18 August 2003 12:29 (twenty years ago) link
― Leee (Leee), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:23 (twenty years ago) link
The pointless busywork! Miss hoover demonstrating the safety scissors' bluntness on her arm! "It says be, and there's a picture of a bee on it!"Ralph walking Lisa home from school: "so, do you like...stuff?" and later, "the doctor said i wouldn't get so many nosebleeds if i kept my finger out of there"!KBBL accidentally playing 'Monster Mash' several times!Krusty's live spectacular - "and now my favourite part of the evening, talk to the audience??! *groan, mumble* this bit always kills me"
damn i miss the daily repeats. k-lassic.
― petra jane (petra jane), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 12:07 (twenty years ago) link
― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 12:18 (twenty years ago) link
krusty gets cancelled. all the way.
― piscesboy, Thursday, 6 January 2005 19:26 (nineteen years ago) link
It's very odd.
― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 6 January 2005 19:51 (nineteen years ago) link
― Triple Ho, Thursday, 6 January 2005 19:55 (nineteen years ago) link
Casuistry otm.
― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 6 January 2005 19:59 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 6 January 2005 20:07 (nineteen years ago) link
― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 6 January 2005 20:08 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 6 January 2005 20:08 (nineteen years ago) link