Your favourite jokes about wrestling

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What was the last thing wrestler Chris Benoit did to his wife?
He Batista! (Battered her. Also Batista is a wrestler.)

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 13:36 (fifteen years ago) link

I say I say I say, my wife's run off to the caribbean.
Jamaica?
No but John Cena! (saw her)

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 13:39 (fifteen years ago) link

What is a bee's favourite wrestler?
Sting or Johnny Bee Badd (Johnny B. Badd) or one of the Killer Bees or Buzz Sawyer!

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 13:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Q. What did former WWF midcarder Salvatore Sincere say when he botched a move in the capital of Pakistan?
A. I slam-a bad (Islamabad)!

MPx4A, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 09:34 (fifteen years ago) link

Q. What do you call a former WCW midcarder that resembles an emoticon depicting the northernmost region of France?
A. Norman Smiley (Norman Smiley)!

MPx4A, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 09:45 (fifteen years ago) link

Q. What do you call a former WCW midcarder that attempts to play golf while wearing a kilt and long flat devices on his feet?
A. Scott Puttski (Scot putt-ski)!

MPx4A, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 09:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Q. What do you call a physically well-conditioned WCW midcarder who likes to spend his spare time reclining on dolphins' backs?
A. Mentally ill!

MPx4A, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 09:48 (fifteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

David Boy Smith (November 28, 1962 – May 18, 2002) was a British professional wrestler. Born in Golborne, Warrington (now in the Borough of Wigan), Smith is best known for his appearances in the United States of America with the World Wrestling Federation under his own name and under the ring name The British Bulldog.

Smith's middle name, Boy, was the result of one of his parents mistaking the name field on Smith's birth certificate for the gender field. [2]

MPx4A, Thursday, 24 July 2008 14:58 (fifteen years ago) link


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