targeted facebook ads i have received lately

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I keep getting an ad for a gay match.com thing

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Wholesale Dog Poop Bags
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catsup dude's girl upthread looks uncannily like an old flame. even breast size is accurate

that is spitzer's ho, no?

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lol @ "Condo.Own"

mine are all OLD, GAY & SINGLE?

Is Theresa as cool as Robert Downey Jr.?
See the Tropic Thunder trailer and take the quiz to find out!

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^ girlfriend got this

so am i?

not in blackface you're not

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lol

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YES MORE ADS OK YES

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My dog Watson ate my girlfriend's $350 Prada shoes so I started a website dedicated to all the crazy things dogs eat.

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Prime Upper West Side location w/studios, 1 and 2 bedrooms from $2035.

^^these people clearly have my income bracket wrong in their targeting/filter.

"from" -- the most discouraging word in real estate

esp when the from for that price is for a STUDIO.

j03 fullman saw a studio for ~$1850 in the (far) west village with a yard. Fallout from financial crisis is hitting the studio apts 1st…

for some reason everytime I log into facebook I get an ad that says 'buy blackadder t-shirts' lol

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Love Roller Coasters?

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lol @ rhino horn neti pot

I keep getting this one that says TIRED OF SHAVING? with some dude shaving his chest

suggestion: upload some more recent pictures w/ your beard

lol. I shaved it in the summer

in other news a promo email for Grace Jones "Williams Blood" generated these o_0 google ads

Cord Blood
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WAHT

umbilical cord blood maybe?

I keep getting this one that says TIRED OF SHAVING? with some dude shaving his chest

― dmr, Tuesday, November 11, 2008 2:06 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

mine are "Like Vampire Weekend?" and TIRED OF SHAVING

umbilical cord blood maybe?

yeah that's what it is but I thought it was used for like, stem cell research

I guess that's what they're marketing, bank your blood in case ya need it? didn't seem like something that would hit the general public through google ads. (actually I think at first glance I thought they were SELLING cord blood, eww.)

no you keep it in a bank and if the kid of any direct relatives get some horrible cancerish type disease it can help a lot.

"the kid OR any direct relatives"

i wish i had got my shit together and done it

huh! did not know that

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this is not a targeted facebook ad but i was looking at alumni of my high school and i found my 6th grade math teacher

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i always get ones for Christian singles O_O

lol @ getting both of these at once

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shit! just missed out.

I keep getting this one that says TIRED OF SHAVING? with some dude shaving his chest

― dmr, Tuesday, November 11, 2008 2:06 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah wtf, do dudes really just go to town on their torsos with a razor?

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I favorited a bunch of horse racing shit "Dave is now a fan of SILVER CHARM" etc and now I'm getting a bunch of banners that are like, Gambling problem? We can help!!

was talking to p3te sm1th about jobs and got this one promoting a job i want

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the eno tshirt ad thats been around for the last few ages was replaced today by russian brides,something offering me 70% ROI, and the opportunity to meet elite mature singles.

WHAT HAS CHANGED?!

wtff why does facebook suddenly think I have man-boobs

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lol

hipster pie!!!

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serious lols @ Teach Chapman Stick?

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Meet a Nice Jewish Girl on JDate. Browse Free!

that's what I like about jewish girls, heh heh

kidding!

I've seen that ad and have wondered if it's cool for me to join jdate since they advertised to me (not jewish)

no

really? I have heard of non-jewish people using it. I have never used it. I thought that people just specified their preference, and some people minded and some didn't.

jdate is a safe space for a minority group we don't need people like mh disturbing it

sorry iatee the advertisement says it's cool for me to

In the United States of America, other causes, such as more people marrying later in life, have combined with intermarriage to cause the Jewish community to decrease dramatically; for every 20 adult Jews, there are now only 17 Jewish children. Some religious conservatives now even speak metaphorically of intermarriage as a silent holocaust.

ask yourself mh do you want to participate in a holocaust

I thought jewish lineage is matrilineal so I can't really break anything

just do the honorable thing and convert

I'd never want to join any club that'd have me as a member

just got another jdate advertisement on facebook

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never mind, dropbox doesn't want you to see the ad

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Change your underwear.

You've never felt anything like this before.

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Rockefeller Plaza, Des Moines

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ugh

Finally.

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loool nice work LL

<3 LL

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i don't eat ruffles anymore, but they're good and expensive, so take the ticket

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Fuck you

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This caught me off guard at first. I misread it as RIP Lou, Lou presumably being President Obama with shaggy hair.
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the FUCK

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