family guy
― caek, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:03 (sixteen years ago) link
teetotalin'
― jhøshea, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:05 (sixteen years ago) link
doesn't dance
― gbx, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:06 (sixteen years ago) link
hates children.
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:07 (sixteen years ago) link
loves children ... like, a lot.
― remy bean, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:07 (sixteen years ago) link
has dong
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:08 (sixteen years ago) link
asks about drugs on every date
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:09 (sixteen years ago) link
being a big fuckin bitch all the time
― gff, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:14 (sixteen years ago) link
lets make this thread better than this one: Realtionship deal breakers
― chaki, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:16 (sixteen years ago) link
smoker
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:20 (sixteen years ago) link
reads murdoch papers
doesn't drink
― chaki, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:25 (sixteen years ago) link
likes to rent a stretch hummer for special occasions
― get bent, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:26 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.sonypictures.com/groups/us/documents/image/pr1026900.jpg
― m coleman, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:29 (sixteen years ago) link
libertarian
― omar little, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:30 (sixteen years ago) link
unable to take care of own pets
― mh, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:30 (sixteen years ago) link
i think i would enjoy a gf that cannot take care of pets
― chaki, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:31 (sixteen years ago) link
pyromaniac
― latebloomer, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:36 (sixteen years ago) link
republican.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:37 (sixteen years ago) link
doesn't like burritos.
won't go to shows.
the clap.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:38 (sixteen years ago) link
spells "shit" as "shite"
― John Justen, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:39 (sixteen years ago) link
worse, says it that way, american
the herp
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:39 (sixteen years ago) link
smells funny
― deej, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:39 (sixteen years ago) link
narcissistic personality disorders
hates oral.
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:40 (sixteen years ago) link
hates monogamy.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:45 (sixteen years ago) link
smack habit.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:46 (sixteen years ago) link
smacking habit
― gbx, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:47 (sixteen years ago) link
muffin top
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:48 (sixteen years ago) link
practicing wiccan
― m coleman, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:48 (sixteen years ago) link
is rachael ray.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:49 (sixteen years ago) link
you already said smack habit
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:50 (sixteen years ago) link
every third word is 'like'
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:53 (sixteen years ago) link
racist
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:54 (sixteen years ago) link
doesnt brush teeth/floss
― deej, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:56 (sixteen years ago) link
cares what brangelina is doing this week
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:59 (sixteen years ago) link
conspiracy theorist
― jhøshea, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:00 (sixteen years ago) link
not "into" politics
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:00 (sixteen years ago) link
(too much) make up
― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:03 (sixteen years ago) link
likes papa john's pizza
stop listing politcal ones though guys ... so not noise
― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:04 (sixteen years ago) link
worse, not "into" politics but votes for the conservatives
xxxxp
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:04 (sixteen years ago) link
k
likes all kinds of music except country and rap
― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:05 (sixteen years ago) link
ilx regular.
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:05 (sixteen years ago) link
only likes country and rap.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:06 (sixteen years ago) link
chronic explosive diarrhea.
what about cats in the room?
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 18:39 (fourteen years ago) link
i wouldnt say no to a little pus- aaahhh stop it
― Bobkate Goldtwat (darraghmac), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 18:43 (fourteen years ago) link
I remember one time in college I went to a little outdoor eating place to see a friend and meet his friends. Some girl almost immediately told me that facial hair and unkempt finger nails is an automatic turnoff for her. "nice to meet you too (weirdo)"
― CaptainLorax, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 20:18 (fourteen years ago) link
trim your nails ffs
― ian, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 20:23 (fourteen years ago) link
shave your beard ffs
― CaptainLorax, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link
i... don't have one.
― ian, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 20:26 (fourteen years ago) link
so you caved in did you
― CaptainLorax, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 20:27 (fourteen years ago) link
whoops i meant to type 'vegetarian who only eats meat replacement foods and not actual vegetables' but got itchy on the trigger finger
I'd ask if you were dating my roommate except she only goes for girls. EAT VEGETABLES. IT'S SUMMER, FFS.
― Like most people my age, I am 33 (Laurel), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link
LORAX IS BACK BABBIES
― avuenjo, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link
(in replay to my story) - It was just weird how this person spouted out these deal breakers from seemingly nowhere. It was like she was telling me "no dice" when I hadn't even talked to her let alone hit on her. And it's not like my nails or van dyke were in bad (let alone mediocre) shape either. But "that's a deal breaker" (30 rock reference for my homies)
― CaptainLorax, Friday, 7 August 2009 04:53 (fourteen years ago) link
"tats," "tatted up" etc.
― ice cr?m paint job (milo z), Wednesday, 19 August 2009 19:33 (fourteen years ago) link
You getting hit on by the boondock saints or what?
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 19 August 2009 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link
"Why doesn't this music have any words?"
― Stereo no aware (Daruton), Sunday, 13 December 2009 21:59 (fourteen years ago) link
Too much excessive repetitive punctuation in email!!!
Thinking that if you do stupid hateful shit while drunk, it doesn't count at all.
To quote achewood, church-faced retards
― mh, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link
This thread is GOOD TIMES.
― Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Friday, 15 April 2011 02:50 (thirteen years ago) link
abercrombiebubble teajealousyfistingmeth
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, January 3, 2008 5:31 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark
lol^
― gr8080, Friday, 15 April 2011 02:52 (thirteen years ago) link
can't tell a 128 kbps mp3 from a FLAC
― unregistered, Saturday, 16 August 2014 20:52 (nine years ago) link
i.e. possible to please with a USB stick that contains 20 x the amount of music an audiophile would enjoy, that seems like a good thing to a cheapskate like me.
― StanM, Saturday, 16 August 2014 20:59 (nine years ago) link
but can you at least tell the difference? one can settle for lower bitrate files for convenience's sake without being completely oblivious to the dropoff in quality.
(fwiw I wouldn't seriously rate that as a relationship dealbreaker)
― unregistered, Saturday, 16 August 2014 21:10 (nine years ago) link
Of course I can, but for some people sound quality doesn't matter that much, somehow.
― StanM, Saturday, 16 August 2014 21:34 (nine years ago) link
dogg,
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Saturday, 16 August 2014 23:19 (nine years ago) link
Lmoa
― 龜, Saturday, 16 August 2014 23:35 (nine years ago) link
― mh, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 16:48 (nine years ago) link
bubble meth
― example (crüt), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 16:49 (nine years ago) link
fell asleep during Chinatown in a rep theater
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 17:19 (nine years ago) link
favorite MBV album is Loveless
― scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Sunday, 11 October 2015 21:11 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/osutein/status/667433992308834304
― i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 November 2015 19:12 (eight years ago) link
Writer of middle-grade witch fiction.
― welltris (crüt), Friday, 20 November 2015 19:18 (eight years ago) link
^deal breaker
― scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Friday, 20 November 2015 19:54 (eight years ago) link
(unless you are Diana Wynne Jones)
― scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Friday, 20 November 2015 19:55 (eight years ago) link
Is above just fuckin frying an egg
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Friday, 20 November 2015 23:34 (eight years ago) link
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41bejzwPFZL._SY344_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg
― noe love derp wev (wins), Friday, 20 November 2015 23:37 (eight years ago) link
only acceptable dinner chez deems:
https://www.colourbox.com/preview/1501055-fried-egg-in-plate-isolated-on-white.jpg
― noe love derp wev (wins), Friday, 20 November 2015 23:39 (eight years ago) link
Only acceptable dinner if the menu had one fuckin entry and the entry was "fried egg" tbf
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Friday, 20 November 2015 23:40 (eight years ago) link
fuckin flip that egg over jesus
― the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 20 November 2015 23:48 (eight years ago) link
Relax, it's just a ping pong ball on top of a frosted snickerdoodle
― brimstead, Friday, 20 November 2015 23:54 (eight years ago) link
thinks shoegaze and dreampop are two clearly defined, mutually exclusive genres
― 90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 13:58 (six years ago) link
where they were and what they were doing on 9/11/01
― 90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 14:00 (six years ago) link
^ *can't remember where they were and what they were doing on 9/11/01
― 90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 14:02 (six years ago) link
attaches real significance to where they were and what they were doing on 9/11/01, and wants to tell you about it any chance they can get
― 90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 14:03 (six years ago) link
has ever ordered something off of Dunkin Donuts's lunch menu
― 90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 14:04 (six years ago) link
has ever posted on /r/the_donald or /r/relationship_advice
― 90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 14:06 (six years ago) link
likes dank memes
attending for-profit schools
― mh, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 03:32 (six years ago) link
cries in obvious attempt to make you hug them, then tries to kiss you while you're hugging them
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 18:35 (six years ago) link