valuable old posters

You come over here steeling our Jobs

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i miss ol' ilx.
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repeat at nauseam

Old Fart!!! used to have a blog as well, where he'd write the same kind of stuff. Mainly about The Beautiful South.

Old Fart!!!

DORKS WHO SIGN THEIR POSTS LIKE IT'S A FREAKIN EMAIL

Old Fart!!!

― and what, Monday, June 2, 2008 1:03 AM (5 months ago)

Drug Of The Year?

seniorcitizen.blogspot.com/

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

test

Posted by Old Fart!! at 11:03

the worst beers are my favorite beers. because the only reason im drinking beer is if i want to get drunk for real cheap. bad=cheap, so im stoked. ill drink a 40 of steel reserve any day, 2$ PBR at Doc Holliday's on ave. a, six of natty ice, dollar bud specials...im poor, i want to get drunk. anyone familiar with yuengling??? anyone growing up in pennsylvania goes through the yuengling rites...its actually a pretty good beer though...
― amy, Wednesday, June 27, 2001 5:00 PM (7 years ago)

RIP.

amy partied

Drinking a Yuengling LIGHT right now. RIP

pour it out

Old Fart!!!

― and what, Monday, June 2, 2008 1:03 AM (5 months ago)

― eman, Friday, November 21, 2008 8:32 PM (3 months ago)

good looking on this post. I heard mad props about it on byroncrawford.com yesterday so u know I had to seek this shit out.

out!

― Combat Jack, Thursday, April 14, 2005 1:46 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark

Old Fart!!!

― and what, Monday, June 2, 2008 1:03 AM (5 months ago)

― eman, Friday, November 21, 2008 8:32 PM (3 months ago)

― if you don't stan for something, you will fall for anything (roxymuzak), Monday, March 2, 2009 4:46 AM (6 months ago)

candystriper - hot young broads you fuck in teh maintenance room
soda fountain - place where you take dates to smooze and then fuck later
freshman - hot pieces of ass that you party with and fuck
sorority rush - party where innocent girls drink too much and then look for guys to blow or fuck
― fucko, Thursday, December 15, 2005 10:10 AM (3 years ago)

fucko had all the answers

BABY IF YOU WANT TO LOSE 15 POUNDS,IS LIKE A KIND HARD BUT NOT IMPOSSIBLE, I DID AND YOU KNOW HOW?, LET ME TELL YOU HOW, DO WITH ATKINS DIET IT IS EASY, LOW CARBS AND DRINK A LOT OF WATER AND RUN 30 MINUTES EVERY DAY.............................................

― DIANA BRUMLEY (gaticadecali), Tuesday, April 27, 2004 4:13 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark

<a href="http://soundcloud.com/dj_oldfart/gofgnre-005-disk-jockey-mix-cd-in-an-em-pee-three";;><img src="http://i1.soundcloud.com/artworks-000000456113-azj9pn-original.jpg?156241";; width="500"></a>

<a href="http://soundcloud.com/dj_oldfart/gofgnre-005-disk-jockey-mix-cd-in-an-em-pee-three";;>GOFGNRE!!! 005 (Disk Jockey Mix CD!!! In an em-pee-three!!!)</a>

Listy-wisty:
01. Old Fart!!! / GORFGNRE!!!! Intro (00:08)
02. Daedelus / Fair Weather Friends (03:05)
03. Fake Blood / Mars (02:22)
04. The Galvatrons / Johnny's On TV (The Knife Machine remix) (03:58)
05. Shinichi Osawa / Electro411 (Lies In Disguise Remix) (05:08)
06. The Energies / Born Again Runner (Lifelike mix) (05:41)
07. Vangelis / Pulstar (04:31)
08. Twin Hype / Do It to the Crowd (04:08)
09. Sexual Harrassment / I Need a Freak (04:17)
10. Red Worms' Farm / Pop Song Remix 07 (01:49)
11. Cof Cof / Dirty Tricks (Culture Prophet remix) (04:11)
12. Sebastien Tellier / Sexual Sportswear (Donovan remix) (05:18)
13. Namoosh / Fine! (Adam Sky remix) (04:21)
14. Ursula Minor / Sick Fuzz (05:01)
15. musicforcap / Devil Bless You (03:54)
16. The Bastard Fairies / Ode to the Prostitute (03:18)
17. Code Red / Dream Dreamer (03:32)
18. Spectrum / Satisfy Me (03:28)
19. April Stevens / Teach Me Tiger (02:16)
20. Old Fart!!! / GORFGNRE!!!! Outro (00:28)

Mix by OLD FART
Engineered by OLD FART
Mastered by OLD FART
Cover by OLD FART

OLD FART says:
"LISTEN!!! Using your EARS!!!
Except if you don't like NAUGHTY WORDS!!!!
Because a couple of the tracks might
jolly well WIND YOU OFF!!!!!!"

― Old Fart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Friday, November 20, 2009 8:28 AM (4 weeks ago)

Old Fart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Old Shartin Jort!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, one of my friends was deeply into tepid indie bollocks, but regularly wore a t-shirt that proclaimed "McFly are actually quite good"!!!!!!!!!

And, what's more, he wasn't being ironic!!!!!! He actually quite liked McFly!!!!! That's why wore so often!!!!!!!

So there!!!!!!!

― Old Fart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Wednesday, 23 June 2010 17:47 (11 minutes ago)

haha yeah i saw that

<3 Old Fart!!! for all time

Queen Electric Butt Prober BZZT!! BZZZZZT!! (Queen Electric Butt Prober BZZ)

8I RECALL SOME MORE SODAS IN THE HOUSTON, TEXAS AREA THAT I DRANK AS A CHILD BUT IT SEEMS MOST OF THESE BRANDS EITHER WENT OUT OF BUSINESS OR PULLED BACK TO THE DEEP SOUTH. I HAVE TO GO TO PRENTISS, MISSISSIPPI TO GET ALL FLAVORS OF NEHI BECAUSE TEXAS ONLY SEEMS TO HAVE PEACH. WONDER WHY? GOLDEN AGE WAS A BRAND OF FRUIT FLAVORED DRINKS PLUS COLA AND ROOT BEER AND A 7-UP FLAVOR CALLED " GET UP". THEIR DR. PEPPER WAS CALLED BLACK CHERRY. IN ARKANSAS IN MAGNOLIA I ONCE HAD THE BEST CHERRY SODA CALLED MOUNTAIN VALLEY WILD CHERRY SODA. IT TASTED LIKE SMITH BROTHER'S COUGH DROPS AND COULD HAVE DONE FOR CHERRIES WHAT GRAPETTE DID FOR GRAPES. NO ONE SEEMS TO REMEMBER THIS BRAND IN ARKANSAS. ANOTHER ARKANSAS BRAND I CAN NO LONGER FIND IS A DR. PEPPER " RIP OFF" CALLED R-PEP. (PEPPER SPELLED BACKWARDS). IT WAS WATERED DOWN LIKE DR. WELLS, A DRINK I USED TO ENJOY IN VICTORIA, TEXAS. IT WAS IN IT'S OWN VENDING MACHINES THERE. GRAPETTE IS BACK IN BUSINESS AND STILL TASTES AS GREAT AS EVER AND AVAILABLE AT ALL WAL-MART STORES. TO ME, THIS IS THE SWEET GRANDADDY OF ALL GRAPE SODAS. ONCE YOU DRINK A GRAPETTE YOU WILL NEVER RETURN TO NEHI, WELCHES ETC. WE USED TO HAVE A SORRY GRAPE SODA CALLED TRU-ADE. HAVEN'T SEEN IT IN YEARS. COKE BOUGHT OUT DELAWARE PUNCH AND IT IS AVAILABLE IN EAST TEXAS AND ON TAP AT JAMES CONEY ISLAND HOT DOG RESTAURANTS IN THE GREATER HOUSTON AREA. IN COMPETITION WITH 7-UP WE HAD ONE THAT HAS VANISHED CALLED B-1 LEMON-LIME SODA. AS A HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT AT FOREST PARK HIGH SCHOOL IN BEAUMONT,TEXAS IN THE EARLY 1960S I DRANK A GREAT SODA MADE LOCALLY THAT WENT BY THE NAME OF "POPS". THE SLOGAN ON THE BOTTLE WAS "MADE WITH PURE CANE SUGAR". WHO MADE THIS DRINK AND WHY DID IT LEAVE THE EAST TEXAS MARKET? ANOTHER SODA WE LOVED THAT IS NOW LONG GONE WAS A MONARCH PRODUCT OF FRUIT FLAVORED DRINKS THAT WENT BY THE NAME OF SUN CREST. ARE THESE STILL AVAILABLE? HOW ABOUT SUN BRIGHT AND FRUIT BOWL? LATER HANK GUPTON

― HANK GUPTON, Saturday, September 17, 2005 11:20 AM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

almost weeping w/ laffter here

haah waht

http://www.myheritageimages.com/F/storage/site125854991/files/00/01/30/000130_063866p451opec69337374.jpg

A young Hank - Gupton and Giesler Family Tree Web Site

TS a younger hank vs LATER HANK GUPTON

in waco, texas in 1950-51, the byrne beveridge company manufactured byrne's root beer and a lucious strawberry soda called n "JET". jet vanished without a trace in the early 50s and no one in waco seems old enough to recall this drink or maybe they just don't care. I have even gone as far as to contact the dr, pepper museum and, horror of horrors, they reached a dead end and could not help me. Can someone who's my age, 57 help me on this quest for information? Could it be that most drinks vanished as the two air bases closed down, the last one in the 60s? Could it be that since the airmen came from many states around the country that these sodas were here to give them a taste of home and vanished after the base closures? please help me with this information. I know the generation behind me now in charge of things in waco is getting tired of my questions about products gone before they were born.

― RAYBOURNE RICKS "HANK" GUPTON, Tuesday, April 6, 2004 5:06 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you google his name and "texas" and you find ol' hank

I know the generation behind me now in charge of things in waco is getting tired of my questions about products gone before they were born.

hank!

<3 LATER HANK GUPTON

worried about hank's soda consumption tbf

hank is totally fucking obsessed with the stuff!

he cant get enough

he doesnt understand where all the old sodas went

does he know about this place tho!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPbh6Ru7VVM

Does he know about this new machine I've seen

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hank "s for the memories" gupton

coca-cola freestyles taste kinda wack tbh

this man is an American hero

if he were into obscure 60s garage bands from Texas instead of obscure 60s soft drinks from Texas, we'd be all ooh Hank please post on ILM

im not much of a soda drinker but i did very much enjoy using that soda machine its got everything in there

GRAPETTE IS BACK IN BUSINESS AND STILL TASTES AS GREAT AS EVER AND AVAILABLE AT ALL WAL-MART STORES.

does it reflect well or poorly on 2005 ilx that nobody said anything about that caps lock chef d'oeuvre from hank at the time

it just didnt stand out as so much better then

people just went on posting phatic soda posts immediately afterwards as if nothing had happened

and nobody has c&ped it since then, lest one imagine that had ot had been reposted elsewhere at at the time

/that it had been/

poor hank

were just like those kids back in waco

COULD HAVE DONE FOR CHERRIES WHAT GRAPETTE DID FOR GRAPES

https://i.imgur.com/g5E7Qj5.jpg

That's a good point :-)

― Creames Fartpoop, Wednesday, September 5, 2018 4:37 PM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bangbus is as fake as a porn stars quadruple Z tits. i used to think it was real until I paid close attention instead of looking at tits. Its so obvious its fake. Thats why the recent 'update' and a few models arent there anymore, mainly because they are doing magazines & xxx movie's now. anyone who thinks it's real should wake up and realize how fake it is.
― Truth Revealer, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

the scales have fallen from my quadruple z sized eyes

now i sort of want to ilx search "suicide girls"

not enough though

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"Truth Revealer" actually made me lol that's a classic DN