"Every Character Is Someone's Favourite"

And then when someone gets resurrected (like Hal Jordan, say), "Oh, you'll be back. You've never been able to carry a series."

(Which hopefully nobody except me is sell-out enough to have actually been shown.)

Other signs for Marvel bit-players to hold while running across the Xavier Institute Lawn:

"WILLIE LUMPKIN HAS A POSSE"

"TERRAX IS X-TREME"

"RUNAWAYS IS JUST FALLEN ANGELS IN HOT TOPIC COUTURE"

"SERVE JUSTICE - BRING BACK THE SCOURGE"

"GET A SUPREME INTELLIGENCE MORANS"

[xpost]

HI! MY NAME IS: Ronan the Accuser

I WAS POSSESSED BY THE YELLOW IMPURITY OF THE GREEN LANTERN BATTERY AND WENT EVIL AND SAVED THE WORLD AND BECAME THE SPECTRE AND CAME BACK AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT (PS I AM HAL JORDAN)

*scribbles out GIRL on sticker, looks around surreptitiously*

"Actually, could you tell me if Namor's shown up yet?"

*scribbles out SUB-MARINER w/ a Sharpie, looks around expectedly, sees guy behind the table watching him*

"Air-breather! Make yourself useful and find out if Susan Richards has arrived! Namor COMMANDS IT! (Here is some of your filthy cloth currency to expedite your efforts.) NOW GO!"

"Verily! No more shall the Prince of Atlantis prance about in hot pants like the common boywhore!"

"Did you ... change ... your name tag?"

"Namor COMMANDED it! And they were all out of blanks."

"... DOM-Mariner?"

"Namor smash!"

https://www.thedigitalfix.com/marvel-cinematic-universe/hawkeye-pizza-dog-explained

“Pizza Dog”

(No, I haven’t seen Hawkeye yet. Waiting for the DVDs that will never be produced.)

Fun thread!