Groucho Marx: S/D. Anyone know of a good compilation that has the original recordings of his songs

"And if I looked like you / My face would haunt you too."

so good.

Chico: One dollar and you'll remember me all your life.
Groucho: That's the most nauseating proposition I ever had.

"Aren't you Groucho Marx, the living legend?" Edy breathed, running a finger under his chin.

"It's not my fault all the others are dead," Groucho said.

"9 dollars and 40 cents? Thats an outrage! If I were you I wouldn't pay it!"
-- Groucho Marx after seeing the check for the meal in "A Night At The Opera"

One hilarious response to a contestant who had over a dozen children brought down the house. In response to Marx asking in disbelief why she had so many children, the contestant replied "No, Groucho. You don't understand. I REALLY, REALLY love my husband.", to which Marx responded, "I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while."

So in Horse Feathers Groucho sings a song about how he is against everything, then about how he always gets his man. Then Zeppo proposes a plan to go to a speakeasy and get two ringers for the football team. Of course, Groucho is immediately for this and of course he doesn't get the men!

One hilarious response to a contestant who had over a dozen children brought down the house. In response to Marx asking in disbelief why she had so many children, the contestant replied "No, Groucho. You don't understand. I REALLY, REALLY love my husband.", to which Marx responded, "I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while."

Urban legend, apparently. Marx claims he never said it. Sure sounds like him, though!
http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/grouchocigar.asp

BOO!

(sorry if that scared anyone)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5egU5dI1i-s