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mclusky - forget him i'm mint

I liked that name, but I still say it would be better as "Forget About Him, I'm Minty Fresh" (which for some reason was what I originally thought the title was). McLusky really had far too many great song titles though.
"Without MSG I Am Nothing"
"Join the Mevolution"
"The World Loves Us and Is Our Bitch"

But probably my favorite song title of all time:
Manitoba's "If Assholes Could Fly, This Place Would Be an Airport"

― just another chicagoan (just another chicagoan), Monday, 4 September 2006 04:18 (seventeen years ago) link

eat my fuc

― ath (ath), Monday, 4 September 2006 04:27 (seventeen years ago) link

without msg i am nothing

hahah. completely forgot about that one

― Charlie Howard (the sphinx), Monday, 4 September 2006 11:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Obviously, Half Man Half Biscuit are exempted from this for "too easy winners" reasons.

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 4 September 2006 11:46 (seventeen years ago) link

ahem.

CORY AND THE MANDARA SUICIDE PYRAMID ACTION OR GAS SATORI
NEON MEATE DREAM OF A OCTAFISH
DICK SUFFERS IS FURIOUS WITH YOU (and anything else on Don Caballero 2)
TALKIN' BOUT THE SMILING DEATHPORN IMMORTALITY BLUES (EVERYBODY WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER)
EUNUCH PROVOCATEUR
EVERYONE I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH IS DEAD
SEVERAL SPECIES OF SMALL FURRY ANIMALS WANKING OFF ROGER WATERS AND GIGGLING
BLUE SKIED AN' CLEAR
SEARCHING WITH MY GOOD EYE CLOSED
THE INTERNATIONAL LANGUAGE OF SCREAMING

― Obvious Ninja (Haberdager), Monday, 4 September 2006 12:23 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, some good ones amongst those

'radios tuned to the sound of hearts breaking'

― Charlie Howard (the sphinx), Monday, 4 September 2006 12:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually, the silliest one I know is 65DaysOfStatic's 'Install A Beak In The Heart That Clucks Time In Arabic', a sore omission from my original post.

― Obvious Ninja (Haberdager), Monday, 4 September 2006 12:50 (seventeen years ago) link

"Future's So Bright (I Gotta Wear Shades)"
"There's A Guy Works Down The Chip Shop Swears He's Elvis"
"Loving You Is a Dirty Job (But Somebody's Got To Do It)"

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Monday, 4 September 2006 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

"Future's So White (I Gotta Decry the Unmelodic Filth Produced by the Blacks)" - Hongroe

― I Supersize Disaster (noodle vague), Monday, 4 September 2006 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Geir's countryman Count Grishnackh has given us some gems.

Feeble Screams From Forests Unknown.
The crying orc.
Beholding The Daughters Of The Firmament.

― jimnaseum (jimnaseum), Monday, 4 September 2006 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Another exempt band (who have their own thread on the issue) = Cannibal Corpse

― Obvious Ninja (Haberdager), Monday, 4 September 2006 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Sun Ra - "Outer Nothingness"

― Paul (scifisoul), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 00:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Wolfhounds - "The Anti-Midas Touch"

― Handy Howard (Jaap Schip), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:07 (seventeen years ago) link

"Superheroes of BMX"
"Mr. Your On Fire Mr."

― Sexy MFA (Hexy M.F.), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

MBV - "You're Safe In Your Sleep (From This Girl)"

― hank (hank s), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Johnny Boy, You are the generation who bought more shoes and you get what you deserve

― white heat (white heat), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

"I Killed Christgau With My Big Fucking Dick(And Now It Don't Work No More)"

― Matt Golden (goldmatt), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 01:25 (seventeen years ago) link

"Do Handicapped People Have Any Idea How Much Of A Pain In The Ass They Are?"
"God Made The Indians Inferior To Me"
"I And Those Around Me Receive The Majority Of Our News From Yahoo!"
"I Believe All Women Should Have The Right To Decide Whether Or Not To Have An Abortion" (featuring the opening line, "I really hate black people, but...")
"I Can't Use A Urinal 'Cuz I'm A Pussy"
"I Hate Everybody, Especially Homeless People"
"I Like Those Things That I Turn To Tune My Guitar"
"Internet Pornography Gives My Boner An Erection"
"Oh, Won't You Help Me Paint My House A Fag Color?"
"Stupid And Boring? No! Avant-Garde!"
"That Crazy Old Man Eating Out Of The Trash Was Funny"

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 02:12 (seventeen years ago) link

"Dad, I'm In Jail"
"Dad, There's A Phrase Called Too Much Information"
"I Said I Want To Watch Cartoons"

― hank (hank s), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 12:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I've always really liked "Psychiatric Explorations of the Fetus with Needles"

― peter in montreal (spaces are allowed), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 15:31 (seventeen years ago) link

"Old Fart at Play"

"I'm First on the Swing"

"Hawaiian Disco Bollocks"

"Hawaiian Disco Without Bollocks"

"How To Use My Hole"

"Call Me Sea"

"Semi-Multicoloured Caucasian"

"Ink Mathematics"

― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 22:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Parenthesis are U&K.

― g00blar (gooblar), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

two years pass...

Rosie Ledet, "Eat My Poussiere"

― gabbneb, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 15:31 (fifteen years ago) link

two years pass...

parliament - unfunky ufo

― where is fake disneyworld (blank), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 04:34 (twelve years ago) link

four years pass...

black steel in the hour of chaos

― Laertiades (imago), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 14:11 (eight years ago) link

four years pass...

Septugenarian Dugong

― ergonomic cher (P. Flick), Friday, 26 February 2021 17:24 (three years ago) link

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