― Huck, Tuesday, 24 August 2004 14:58 (nineteen years ago) link
― Huck, Tuesday, 24 August 2004 14:59 (nineteen years ago) link
Hi Ellen! They say Hitler loved his dog, you know.
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:22 (four years ago) link
I sometimes have felt very alone in not liking her whatsoever
― omar little, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:23 (four years ago) link
she is quintessence of bland, and her 'explanation' shows why
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:27 (four years ago) link
got a friend whose ex wife met her some time around the standup days pre "Ellen" and apparently she's a real motherfucker
― A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:29 (four years ago) link
well, comedian
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:30 (four years ago) link
fair
― A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:31 (four years ago) link
I think her oscars selfie and the subsequent plea to share it (which worked) is what sent me over the precipice
― omar little, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:32 (four years ago) link
sad lol @ this:
3 mins & 45 seconds into this video-------> https://t.co/wYKHV0tClx— Chris Farah (@ChrisLFarah) October 8, 2019
― A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:33 (four years ago) link
in response to this btw:
When you move to LA the first two things that happen are you get a parking ticket and someone who once worked for Ellen will tell you a story about how she's a monster— I do not have any "ellen tea" please stop asking (@ItsDanSheehan) October 7, 2019
sorry to twitter it up in here but
― A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:34 (four years ago) link
within a couple years of moving to LA I worked with someone who told me she’s awful
― omar little, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:36 (four years ago) link
i'm kinda dying to hear some of these stories tbh
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:01 (four years ago) link
a college antagonist of mine, I recently learned, went on to work for Rosie O'Donnell, and i felt some pity
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:02 (four years ago) link
(i suspect no corroborating stories are necessary for RO'D)
my mom once told me that portia derossi was only pretending to be lesbian to date ellen because "no woman in the world would not want to marry ellen"
― flopson, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:51 (four years ago) link
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, October 9, 2019 2:01 PM (five months ago) bookmarkflaglink
Right now we all need a little kindness. You know, like Ellen Degeneres always talks about! 😊❤️ She’s also notoriously one of the meanest people aliveRespond to this with the most insane stories you’ve heard about Ellen being mean & I’ll match every one w/ $2 to @LAFoodBank— Kevin T. Porter (@KevinTPorter) March 20, 2020
― qualx, Saturday, 21 March 2020 23:43 (four years ago) link
damn these are amazing
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Sunday, 22 March 2020 00:23 (four years ago) link