WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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she's got a fresh mushroom in her jar

assawoman bay (harbl), Monday, 25 July 2016 00:35 (three years ago) link


mookieproof, Saturday, 30 July 2016 20:20 (three years ago) link

two great images for the price of one!


kinder, Saturday, 30 July 2016 20:40 (three years ago) link

ten months pass...


these are some great engagement photos pic.twitter.com/BqZscYFwz0

— BEO Speedwulf (@crulge) June 5, 2017

goole, Monday, 5 June 2017 18:13 (two years ago) link

My wife dumped me for a guy named Jesus
Now I see a cross and I fall to pieces

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Monday, 5 June 2017 18:18 (two years ago) link

Haha, this one also comes up in GIS for Jesus engagement photos:


pplains, Monday, 5 June 2017 22:32 (two years ago) link

today i have decided that engagement fotos are fucked up

nice cage (m bison), Monday, 5 June 2017 23:44 (two years ago) link


mh, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 00:02 (two years ago) link



pplains, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 01:10 (two years ago) link

holy shit dolphin/porpoise proposals are a thing

mh, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 01:18 (two years ago) link


nice cage (m bison), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 01:22 (two years ago) link

also lmao at people's fake indignation over the dolphin thing *throws down vegan card* what yall know about animal cruelty

nice cage (m bison), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 01:23 (two years ago) link

tbh after a porpoise does something like this, they can never return to the wild. you must then have them for dinner and claim it was tuna

mh, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 01:24 (two years ago) link


, Monday, 19 June 2017 17:40 (two years ago) link

CARLEY: You know, Austin, Hatcher says high cholesterol runs in his family. Isn't that sad?



pplains, Monday, 19 June 2017 18:30 (two years ago) link

Austin = Mitch, btw.

pplains, Monday, 19 June 2017 18:31 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

My dog is pregnant so we took maternity pictures 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/lPCJNXNfC2

— Ty'Air 🥀 (@ViewsFromAveT) July 8, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 10 July 2017 04:24 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

So. Searching "Mississippi Engagement Photos" did not let me down.







- "So, it's a little awkward here, sitting here pretending to act casual while this professional photographer, Miss Erin, takes our picture out here on Murdoch Street, right?"
- "Know what's really gonna be awkward?"



Part IV of our "Daymn, dat ass" series (1,
2, 3) Fella's got to hold himself up with the wall it's that intense.


And we finally have a couple who completely understand what marriage, or "taking the plunge", is all about. Best of luck to ya, kids!



pplains, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 02:48 (two years ago) link

"this cliff. makes you think"

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 02:59 (two years ago) link


gr8080, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 17:32 (two years ago) link


badg, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 19:59 (two years ago) link

ten months pass...

This is how we “wedding” in SE Arkansas. It’s a gravy fountain with biscuits on the side! pic.twitter.com/h9rDr2t0cW

— Melinda Mayo (@KATVMelinda) August 18, 2018

pplains, Saturday, 18 August 2018 22:58 (one year ago) link

Ok but I want that at my wedding

faculty w1fe (silby), Saturday, 18 August 2018 23:03 (one year ago) link

i want to get married again to have that at my wedding

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 18 August 2018 23:04 (one year ago) link

I was excited by the idea of a gravy fountain but I forgot - American gravy.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 18 August 2018 23:54 (one year ago) link

american gravy is still good though
it’s just not the same good as Gravy Good

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 August 2018 00:48 (one year ago) link


a chips & gravy fountain wd be amazing

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 August 2018 00:48 (one year ago) link

how we "wedding"?

incarcerated moonfaces (how's life), Sunday, 19 August 2018 01:10 (one year ago) link

I would accept "gravy" as a verb before I would "wedding".

pplains, Sunday, 19 August 2018 16:15 (one year ago) link

six months pass...
two weeks pass...

Insanely powerful vibes coming from this divorce photo shoot. pic.twitter.com/gtegCygnhl

— The Big Guy (@TSSteinbacher) March 29, 2019

kinder, Sunday, 31 March 2019 21:27 (one year ago) link

It would've helped if the word "divorce" was in the title: WE'RE SPLITTING UP !!! ! :-( :- :-| :-/ :-) :-D !!!

pplains, Sunday, 31 March 2019 21:37 (one year ago) link

Ah I thought I imagined that thread! I did search!

kinder, Sunday, 31 March 2019 22:41 (one year ago) link

eight months pass...



I’ve got you. As always.❤️ pic.twitter.com/5OJDT3cDfw

— Douglas Emhoff (@douglasemhoff) December 3, 2019

pplains, Tuesday, 3 December 2019 23:04 (four months ago) link

Second one is freaking me out. You're cornered girl, run like the wind! Was it the neolithic when tablets grew on rocks?

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 3 December 2019 23:07 (four months ago) link

one month passes...

In an era where everyone is getting married three times what you definitely want is video of your first proposal you can’t scrub from the Internet pic.twitter.com/bN9d3QmbAS

— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) January 7, 2020

pplains, Tuesday, 7 January 2020 21:45 (two months ago) link

it's like a selfie stick mated with a middle finger

— Sam Eifling (@SamEifling) January 7, 2020

pplains, Tuesday, 7 January 2020 21:45 (two months ago) link

For the past six months, he's been working with an illustrator to animate him and his girlfriend into her favorite movie

Then he filled a theater with her friends and family and popped the question

Cutest and the coolest proposal I've ever seen 😭❤


— StanceGrounded (@_SJPeace_) January 10, 2020

pplains, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 01:32 (two months ago) link


licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 08:29 (two months ago) link

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