WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://youarenotaphotographer.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/IMG_20160305_132616.jpg

please tell me that's a series

think that one goes in WE'RE EXPECTING !!!!!!

I think.

she's got a fresh mushroom in her jar

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cof7lRDUkAAj9J_.jpg:small

two great images for the price of one!

*boak*

o.....................................k

these are some great engagement photos pic.twitter.com/BqZscYFwz0

— BEO Speedwulf (@crulge) June 5, 2017

My wife dumped me for a guy named Jesus
Now I see a cross and I fall to pieces

Haha, this one also comes up in GIS for Jesus engagement photos:

http://i.imgur.com/sOfDLyh.jpg

today i have decided that engagement fotos are fucked up

otm

https://scontent.fash1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/18921660_259073781239965_4641294060904540413_n.jpg?oh=0383c77d187b70d0fc2bc1739d5d0abd&oe=59E47720

Also:

http://i.imgur.com/bFDk0d8.jpg

holy shit dolphin/porpoise proposals are a thing

porpoisals

also lmao at people's fake indignation over the dolphin thing *throws down vegan card* what yall know about animal cruelty

tbh after a porpoise does something like this, they can never return to the wild. you must then have them for dinner and claim it was tuna

https://i.imgur.com/Tr8c8o5.jpg

CARLEY: You know, Austin, Hatcher says high cholesterol runs in his family. Isn't that sad?

AUSTIN:

http://i.imgur.com/jUZXZZG.gif

Austin = Mitch, btw.

My dog is pregnant so we took maternity pictures 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/lPCJNXNfC2

— Ty'Air 🥀 (@ViewsFromAveT) July 8, 2017

So. Searching "Mississippi Engagement Photos" did not let me down.

https://i.imgur.com/vjHKX11.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/x95auIf.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/bwMHDra.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/gMovza0.jpg

________________

https://i.imgur.com/0roAQDJ.jpg

- "So, it's a little awkward here, sitting here pretending to act casual while this professional photographer, Miss Erin, takes our picture out here on Murdoch Street, right?"
- "Know what's really gonna be awkward?"

________________

https://i.imgur.com/mVAcqGv.jpg

Part IV of our "Daymn, dat ass" series (1,
2, 3) Fella's got to hold himself up with the wall it's that intense.
https://i.imgur.com/mVAcqGv.jpg

________________

And we finally have a couple who completely understand what marriage, or "taking the plunge", is all about. Best of luck to ya, kids!

https://i.imgur.com/o8Aw53J.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/gauM4o6.jpg

"this cliff. makes you think"

https://i.imgur.com/Vy4UM0D.jpg

lol

This is how we “wedding” in SE Arkansas. It’s a gravy fountain with biscuits on the side! pic.twitter.com/h9rDr2t0cW

— Melinda Mayo (@KATVMelinda) August 18, 2018

Ok but I want that at my wedding

i want to get married again to have that at my wedding

I was excited by the idea of a gravy fountain but I forgot - American gravy.

american gravy is still good though
it’s just not the same good as Gravy Good

omg

a chips & gravy fountain wd be amazing

how we "wedding"?

I would accept "gravy" as a verb before I would "wedding".

https://scontent.fphl2-4.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/53632190_10156085489246981_5754232922156564480_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&_nc_ht=scontent.fphl2-4.fna&oh=c57010117cfc1797d9ffe5afc05ab8f9&oe=5D02ECBF

Insanely powerful vibes coming from this divorce photo shoot. pic.twitter.com/gtegCygnhl

— The Big Guy (@TSSteinbacher) March 29, 2019

It would've helped if the word "divorce" was in the title: WE'RE SPLITTING UP !!! ! :-( :- :-| :-/ :-) :-D !!!

Ah I thought I imagined that thread! I did search!

https://i.imgur.com/3y3hUfZ.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/iMOU5kO.jpg

I’ve got you. As always.❤️ pic.twitter.com/5OJDT3cDfw

— Douglas Emhoff (@douglasemhoff) December 3, 2019

Second one is freaking me out. You're cornered girl, run like the wind! Was it the neolithic when tablets grew on rocks?

In an era where everyone is getting married three times what you definitely want is video of your first proposal you can’t scrub from the Internet pic.twitter.com/bN9d3QmbAS

— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) January 7, 2020

it's like a selfie stick mated with a middle finger

— Sam Eifling (@SamEifling) January 7, 2020

For the past six months, he's been working with an illustrator to animate him and his girlfriend into her favorite movie

Then he filled a theater with her friends and family and popped the question

Cutest and the coolest proposal I've ever seen 😭❤

pic.twitter.com/hisSn5JKnK

— StanceGrounded (@_SJPeace_) January 10, 2020

urgh

What if we kissed... at the 9/11 Memorial?

https://i.imgur.com/3YVivZ9.jpg

probably my favorite wedding photo is that one where we're totally out of focus and far away

surrounded with the names of the dead

does anyone have that "we've been naughty" pregnancy reveal photo where someone has swapped the ultrasound for a picture of 9/11? original link is dead.

https://i.imgur.com/Hdbii7Z.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/KkDbuZ5.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/Sxq1zP4.jpg