Everyone's outside, and it's because of POKÉMON GO

My phone is too old for this. Surely no-one has ever suffered as much as me.

"My phone's getting too old for this shit"

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literally hundreds of people at 10pm Saturday out by 59th and 5th playing in big crowds. never seen anything like it.

out in canada! now canucks too can enjoy the world famous failed log-in simulator

wonder what changes they'll implement (and when) to keep casual interest up once the craziness dies down. a lot of people don't really give a shit about the gym system and there isn't much to work for if you're one of them. would expect them to ramp up the social media aspect, not just pokemon/item trading but posting/chat, friends list type stuff, gifts, maybe actual one-on-one dueling. but this is all built on the infrastructure of a completely different game with a different and much less massive following

having 3 teams (really 2 and a scrappy underdog) might've been a mistake with so many people. wonder how things would look if they based the teams off the original 8 gyms rather than the original 3 game colors

and there should absolutely be pokemon that are only available to catch/hatch if you're on certain teams. it's not like that right now is it? once they do make trading a thing, is it gonna matter? "does anyone want any of the 14 rattatas we all just caught"

I definitely think a more social element needs to be introduced. Like it's crazy how introspective looking at a terrible approximation of myself walking round a map for hours makes me. I mean, I would be that way anyway, but this is much more formless and given to attacks of dark energy, not unlike Zubat. Someone needs to write a Bionian deconstruction of the Pokemon oeuvre.

Trading is essential. Not out of exclusivity necessarily, though I'd be interested to see what kind of economic system arose out of that within the game. Also think a social 'clan' system could be fruitful for irl meetups and discussions about sightings etc though no idea how that could be executed so that it deflected creepiness. One-on-one duelling would also be a great addition, yes. I like the thought of approaching other players like Pokestops.

i'm guessing their whole roadmap is going out the window at this point.

qualx otm re no unique pokemon per team. right now the choice of team is almost completely arbitrary (apart from yellow's reputation) and the whole gym setup is a bit silly. this more than anything reflects how pokemon go was never meant to be a core offering imo.

otoh if they eventually make it so you can interact with people simply over the internet and not based on GPS, and they implement trading, it'll bring with it the kind of unholy black market that nintendo probably doesn't want associated with it. see the recent crap with the counterstrike skins market or the years of WoW character market on ebay.

Went out on the weekend with the bf and kids to play this. And I still dont feel it. I was willing to be turned round on the matter but this is just like Animal Crossing with too much walking. Did nothing for me.

if "walking game has too much walking" is a criticism i'm not sure you were reeeeally willing to be turned around on the matter

True dat.

Battling at the gyms is pretty shit, isn't it? Would love the turn based thing they used to do. Collecting stuff is fun though. Been finding excuses to walk.

gyms are shit and apparently extremely unbalanced? big problem seems to be that vaporeons are one of the best at fighting and super easy to evolve? every gym is just being run by vaporeons. which are way stronger than flareons for some reason (even though i'm seeing a lot of flareons around too) which are in turn way stronger than jolteons. which makes no sense because jolteons are objectively the cutest? this sucks. i just want jolteons :(

the entire game mechanic is shit really if you think about it for more than 2 seconds

there's no incentive to actually stick with a single pokemon because the leveling and fighting mechanic is so far from the original series

imagine the end of landmark pokemon original series episode "bye bye butterfree," ash is just like "oh, that butterfree? whatever. i just read a few pages of a book about pokemon so i'll probably find a much higher-leveled base caterpie to evolve soon"

"yes, i know that one squirtle with sunglasses is the one i totally fell in love with but it's CP14 and i just learned how to tie a knot so i'm probably going to find like a CP546 one soon so it's off to Professor Hot Oak with it"

there's no incentive to actually stick with a single pokemon because the leveling and fighting mechanic is so far from the original series

otm, it's like niantic never really understood the original games. there's no point in the stardust because all it does is power up a pokemon that will be out-powered in a couple of days anyway. today i caught a pinsir with cp1237, so good job i didn't waste time/resources getting a cp879 pinsir up to cp900.

i assume there'll be tweaks in subsequent releases (niantic seemed to do a lot of that with ingress) but they want to get moving on some of the fundamentals before they lose long-term players. once we hit 151 (?) pokemon there's not really anything else to do.

also fuck a cp10 caterpie that bursts out of great balls and ultra balls

also magikarp run away. magikarp. fish that are useless half-dead flapping idiots, that do nothing but lie on their side and flail, can run away in a cloud of dust.

Turned based battles would be the best.

the entire game mechanic is shit really if you think about it for more than 2 seconds

― qualx, Monday, July 18, 2016 3:46 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

otm

Magikarp is awesome. They don't exist to satisfy your whims. Though obviously the best (old?) Pokemon are psyduck and snorlax.

i still don't think a social element should be introduced bc we're only a couple of steps from yr grade school kid is hanging out with weird middle aged guy who wants to show you his anime figurine collection in his basement

Literally the most fun thing to do in actual Pokemon is gamely level up a Magikarp into Gyarados by putting it in the #1 slot and grinding.

i'm almost halfway to a gyarados, and i live near a beach with an apparently endless supply of magikarps

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sj2iQyBTQs

"having 3 teams (really 2 and a scrappy underdog)" qualx what do you mean by this? haven't played nearly enough (like, at all) to know what the teams do

lol i thought i'd give this a more determined shot by saying to hell with battery and going on a 5k run with the app open. when i got done i was horrified to see the incubation ticker had not advanced at all. i had missed the li'l mechanic where you actually put the egg in the incubator. whoops.

which team is the scrappy underdog?

I assume yellow?

yeah yellow's definitely the smallest, though there's a massive stronghold of them at my local fire department

"having 3 teams (really 2 and a scrappy underdog)" qualx what do you mean by this? haven't played nearly enough (like, at all) to know what the teams do

you pick a team (blue/red/yellow) at level 5 and try to take over gyms for that team

it's based on ingress where everyone has a choice of two teams and they try to take over landmarks in a way that coincidentally seems to resemble the game Go

from ancient china, not pokemon

my measly S3 is getting accustomed to playing this in my apartment and the combined effect of phone with horrible gps that isn't supposed to play game + 8th floor room means the game constantly thinks i'm at a legion post 3 blocks away

but people keep dropping lures there and i got a bulbasaur so nbd

I'm surrounded by Red and dumbly picked blue. I've picked up the occasional gym, but basically its a sea of red in my neighborhood :-/

Mainly the point of holding gyms seems to be for getting coin rewards, but the trickle I can pick up makes me despair of ever affording a backpack upgrade.

playing this amidst a crowd of hundreds of people who are also playing it and no one is talking to each other is a really weird thing

Couldn't you try talking to people?

i did! most did not look up!
one dude kinda heckled me as we were both going for a pikachu
"I got it!" "You ain't got it bro" "Ah fuck" "I'm telling you, you ain't got it bro"
ftr, i eventually got it

just ran thru all my balls trying to grab a jynx. is that r4r3?? it escaped 3 times, boo

i'm at the jersey shore this week and they definitely have different pokemon here than they do at home. i wonder how many biomes there are.

just ran thru all my balls trying to grab a jynx. is that r4r3?? it escaped 3 times, boo

berries are key for this

I always learn when to use items after it's too late too; I didn't figure out berries until I was complaining to coworkers about burning like 15 balls catching a Scyther and I totally forgot about great balls until I watched Abra immediately peace out after I saw it in the wild for the first time

okay, explain berries please

throw a berry at a pokemon, its odds to be captured go up by some unknown amount.

and the odds of the ball curving away for no reason go up by 38678372526352113

I just found a Clefairy, fed it a berry, hit it with a great ball, and it broke out and ran off; what the FUCK

i think curving increases your chances of capture? i've been trying to practice but i'm literally running out of balls. i do know the smaller the target circle is, the better your chances are of keeping the ball shut (according to niantic at least)

half the time i catch one on a "curved" ball i don't get the curveball bonus. it's so janky.

hot tip:

Eevee: 'Pokémon Go' Players Discover How to Control Evolution of Character
Reddit user smithnigel found renaming the character can determine which evolution Eevee will undergo, which is usually random. Sparky yields Jolteon, Rainer gives Vaporeon and Pyro creates Flareon.

im sure they'll have this patched out before i get enough eevee candies to evolve

Have seen people playing this in the park but I got stuck behind my first Pokemon Go dawdler on my walk to work this morning. Keep moving!

Poss just jealous cz my phone is probably not good enough to run this at all and would def run out of battery within approx 20 minutes even if it did run