Whatever happened to .... dead baby jokes

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (28 of them)

hahahahaha i don't know how well the one with the Welcome to Jamaice Have a Nice Day punch line would work for a baby penis

sarahell, Saturday, 16 July 2016 23:53 (six years ago) link

How do you make a dead baby float?

Take your foot off the back of its head.

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Saturday, 16 July 2016 23:57 (six years ago) link

hahahahah

sarahell, Sunday, 17 July 2016 00:03 (six years ago) link

Why did the man put a baby in the oven?

He was tired of having to tip the pizza delivery guy.

sarahell, Sunday, 17 July 2016 00:05 (six years ago) link

What's bright red and knocks on the window? Baby in a microwave.

thomasintrouble, Sunday, 17 July 2016 00:44 (six years ago) link

XD

sarahell, Sunday, 17 July 2016 00:46 (six years ago) link

Whats funnier than a dead baby

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 July 2016 02:39 (six years ago) link

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Sunday, 17 July 2016 02:56 (six years ago) link

What ruined my sister's life

yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Sunday, 17 July 2016 03:41 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

Five-day-old baby punched in the head in Tesco

soref, Tuesday, 6 September 2016 18:01 (six years ago) link

("she is not believed to have been seriously injured", so possibly off topic)

soref, Tuesday, 6 September 2016 18:02 (six years ago) link

2 minutes ago
CheesyChips
What a bizarre incident.

4 minutes ago
ChristineSlater
Throw away the key. This thug won't stop now till he finds another baby and it might not be so lucky next time.

meh 😐 (wins), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 18:03 (six years ago) link

the Wythenshawe baby-puncher

soref, Tuesday, 6 September 2016 18:05 (six years ago) link

I've heard of wetting the baby's head but punching it?

Aw naw, no' Annoni oan an' aw noo (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 18:10 (six years ago) link

A dead baby in a clown outfit

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 23:41 (six years ago) link

What ruined my sister's life

― yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Saturday, July 16, 2016 8:41 PM (one month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

one month passes...

what

he mea ole, he kanaka lapuwale (sciatica), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 00:19 (six years ago) link

Police are now investigating the horror incident which happened at the supermarket in Baguley on Monday evening

what the fuck is a 'horror incident'?

hippie lady from california who loves that god (unregistered), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 16:35 (six years ago) link

three years pass...

what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

one is fun to smash with a mallet. the other is a watermelon.

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 May 2020 02:30 (two years ago) link

What do you get when you stab a baby fifty times in the sternum?

Why, an erection, of course.

pomenitul, Saturday, 23 May 2020 02:36 (two years ago) link

How many dead babies did the clown keep in his glove compartment?

33.

pomenitul, Saturday, 23 May 2020 02:37 (two years ago) link

How do you get a dead baby into a shoebox? With a blender.

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 23 May 2020 02:38 (two years ago) link

But how do you get it out?

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 23 May 2020 02:39 (two years ago) link

Tortilla chips

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 23 May 2020 02:39 (two years ago) link

three months pass...

I Love Everything: New Poll

Create a New Poll

Note that formatting will only work within the question text.

I Love Everything Poll Title:

What would you do if you were eating a pot of honey and you discovered a dead baby at the bottom?

I Love Everything Poll Closing Date (YYYY-MM-DD):

2020-10-05

I Love Everything Poll Text:

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/honey-child/

I Love EverythingPoll Options: Enter all options, delimited by new lines

discard the entire contents of the dead baby honeypot
discard the dead baby but continue to eat the honey
discard the honey but continue to eat the dead baby
continue to eat the entire contents of the dead baby honeypot

(peech) or (buht ih-moh-jee) (unregistered), Monday, 21 September 2020 23:26 (two years ago) link

awwww <3

sarahell, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 02:00 (two years ago) link


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.