Wagner meets Warhammer?
― Nick Stiven, Sunday, 27 June 2004 18:36 (nineteen years ago) link
Dodgy spy bullies tailor, gets told rubbish, shags tailors wife, starts war, nicks all the cash, runs away. Little people don't matter in espionage game.
E (Matt Beaumont)Advertising staff spend all time drinking, inhaling, shagging. When company goes tits-up, older responsible staff get sacked. How very post modern?
― Cornelius Murphy, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 16:58 (nineteen years ago) link
Don't fear the reaper.
― Poseiden (Poseiden), Monday, 19 July 2004 02:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― Supergoddess, Thursday, 22 July 2004 12:50 (nineteen years ago) link
Many people on boat. Having alighted, chaos and debauchery ensues. Many people meet again under doubtful circumstances. War begins. Youth are irrevocably changed. Fini.
― Lucy Aughney, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 14:49 (nineteen years ago) link
Man wanders round a city. Everyone is confused.
― Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:05 (nineteen years ago) link
― Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 26 August 2004 14:20 (nineteen years ago) link
― Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 26 August 2004 14:28 (nineteen years ago) link
Psychiatrist has a lot of sex, takes a lot of cocaine and realizes his girlfriend is really evil. He's sad.
― Oliver Thomas, Thursday, 2 September 2004 16:29 (nineteen years ago) link
Psychiatrist has a lot of sex, takes some cocaine and realizes Trevor Lucas is sick. He's exhausted.
― Oliver Thomas (amens), Thursday, 2 September 2004 16:34 (nineteen years ago) link
Megalomanic teacher introduces national socialism to school, gets dicator and loses control.
― Oliver Thomas (amens), Friday, 3 September 2004 12:49 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tavi, Thursday, 9 September 2004 09:57 (nineteen years ago) link
The man fights the wolf. The wolf fights the man. They discover that there are many more to fight against.
― Tavi, Thursday, 9 September 2004 09:58 (nineteen years ago) link
Young man discovers that goose-stepping morons like him ought to be reading books instead of burning them.
― Mark Klobas, Friday, 10 September 2004 06:30 (nineteen years ago) link
Be a shepard. Have a wet dream. Travel. Make money. Learn how to summon a sandstorm. Understand nothing. Return home. Good book.
― Watt, Saturday, 11 September 2004 14:55 (nineteen years ago) link
Spoiled brat decides to die. She doesn't. The end. Good book.
― Watt, Saturday, 11 September 2004 14:58 (nineteen years ago) link
Promising film maker hangs out with various historical figures and is captured in the First World War. Talent is greatly under-appreiciated by all, and he fails to live up to his potential.
Any Human Heart - William Boyd
Promising writer hangs out with various historical figures and is captured in the Second World War. Talent is greatly under-appreiciated by all, and he fails to live up to his potential.
― Wooden (Wooden), Sunday, 12 September 2004 15:16 (nineteen years ago) link
― Wooden (Wooden), Sunday, 12 September 2004 15:21 (nineteen years ago) link
Don't become too interested in fish or you might turn into one.
The Dispossessed - Ursula Le Guin
Anarchy sucks. Capitalism sucks harder.
― Wooden (Wooden), Sunday, 12 September 2004 16:10 (nineteen years ago) link
Well-bred New Orleans stock-broker experiences existential crisis, hooks up with step-cousin.
― Will (will), Monday, 20 September 2004 19:08 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ellen Lane (Ellen Lane), Thursday, 30 September 2004 08:13 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ellen Lane (Ellen Lane), Thursday, 30 September 2004 08:17 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ellen Lane (Ellen Lane), Thursday, 30 September 2004 08:20 (nineteen years ago) link
Even my midlife crisis is mundane.
― Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 1 October 2004 04:32 (nineteen years ago) link
Im sure there is a storyline in there somewhere. (Or so says my sister)
― Meredith Lane (Ellen Lane), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 06:31 (nineteen years ago) link
Girl works for rich girl. Loves rich brother. Evil dead witch try to kill her from inside a mirror. Has this been done before?
― Ellen Lane (Ellen Lane), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 06:33 (nineteen years ago) link
― Meredith Lane (Ellen Lane), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 06:34 (nineteen years ago) link
Who cares? You can by the collectors edition on DVD!
― Meredith Lane (Ellen Lane), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 06:37 (nineteen years ago) link
Man gets crazy,rebuilds his Ego and divorces.All because of his odd nose.
― Godel, Sunday, 31 October 2004 20:42 (nineteen years ago) link
A sexy woman will seduce three men in her own hostel,and eventually marry the younger/earnest one.
― Godel, Sunday, 31 October 2004 20:50 (nineteen years ago) link
Masterpiece.Two aristocratic,idiot but sexy ladies will get married with two not-so-earnest guys,one of them is in fact Earnest.
― Godel, Sunday, 31 October 2004 20:55 (nineteen years ago) link
Abused aristo toddler with bent pop and soak mum does junk in NY, quits, meets royalty, lives to tell all.
― novella, Monday, 1 November 2004 16:23 (nineteen years ago) link
Don't trust women, you get screwed over on the deal -- DOUBLE INDEMNITY
Hate is love, there is no god. Shit, God just killed my lover, I hate him. -- END OF THE AFFAIR
― Kitsenburger, Tuesday, 2 November 2004 22:14 (nineteen years ago) link
Jimmy stays on the couch yelling,Alison irons.Then they(a bear and a squirrel)come back together.
― Godel, Wednesday, 2 March 2005 08:43 (nineteen years ago) link
Satirical comment on America and moral values. Main character will die at the end.
― Bylco, Tuesday, 15 March 2005 15:37 (nineteen years ago) link
Annoying boy asks for more food, then becomes involved in an unfeasibly interwined story where he turns out to be related to his benefactor.
― Bylco, Tuesday, 15 March 2005 15:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― Bylco, Tuesday, 15 March 2005 15:44 (nineteen years ago) link
Underage kids get hots for each other. There's an unfortunate breakdown in communications leading to joint suicides. Their famillies feel bad.
― Bylco, Tuesday, 15 March 2005 15:48 (nineteen years ago) link
Inconfident orphan joins forces with wise-cracking pal, bossy intelligent girl and large hairy creature to fight forces of evil. Basically it's Star Wars with wizards.
― Bylco, Monday, 11 April 2005 13:22 (nineteen years ago) link
― Fred-not logged in, Monday, 11 April 2005 14:32 (nineteen years ago) link
Precocious, arty boy consciously loves aspirational mum; subconsciously prefers instinctive dad. Fucks girl like mum but hates it. Mum dies. Starts to work it out.
― frankiemachine, Monday, 11 April 2005 18:49 (nineteen years ago) link
― burn your friends, Friday, 13 May 2005 23:07 (nineteen years ago) link
― A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Saturday, 14 May 2005 20:04 (nineteen years ago) link
― Fred (Fred), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:09 (eighteen years ago) link
Quixote -I'm crazy because i read books. I'm well. I'm dead.
― Bruno Cabral, Sunday, 5 June 2005 03:15 (eighteen years ago) link
"Poor dopey marquis.If you'd only learned cunnilingusYour kid wouldn't be a pirate queen."
― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 20:09 (eighteen years ago) link
Reporter James Stewart (who is Goofy, briefly) takes great pains to explain the situation at Disney Headquarters, focussing on Eisner, Katzenberg, Wells, and Gold.
― Remy (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 00:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― chris micke, Monday, 20 June 2005 13:31 (eighteen years ago) link
― gregory murray, Monday, 20 June 2005 13:31 (eighteen years ago) link
― Shutruk Nahunte, Tuesday, 21 June 2005 13:43 (eighteen years ago) link