And Julie Bishop and Scott Fuckface Morrison being all, "We have listened, we take on board the criticisms!" But when asked what their faults were, they say, "Our campaign was too positive."
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 01:34 (seven years ago) link
loooooooool
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 01:58 (seven years ago) link
they refuse to acknowledge that their relentless attack on 90% of australians destroyed their vote, and that turnbull's smiley face and relative lack of baggage only saved some of the furniture
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 02:01 (seven years ago) link
Remember when Andrew Denton tried to hire a bounty hunter to get Christopher Skase? I reckon a kickstarter to kidnap George Pell and force him back to Australia might get quite a lot of funding.
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Thursday, 28 July 2016 01:25 (seven years ago) link
hey, then pell could call for an investigation into kickstarter too
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 28 July 2016 01:33 (seven years ago) link
half-expecting pell to issue a statement to the victims saying "sorry if you were raped"
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 28 July 2016 01:35 (seven years ago) link
people who take rejection very well and don't try to get revenge afterwards: kevin rudd
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Friday, 29 July 2016 13:55 (seven years ago) link
Mr Rudd had previously received vocal support from former Liberal leader Brendan Nelson, though South Australian Liberal senator Cory Bernardi had urged his colleagues not to endorse a "dysfunctional", "vengeful", "unstable", "megalomaniac" like Mr Rudd.
I mean
― Shakey δσς (sic), Friday, 29 July 2016 16:23 (seven years ago) link
one seat majority babey
part of that one seat majority: george christensen
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 10:46 (seven years ago) link
ugh
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 2 August 2016 10:47 (seven years ago) link
and good ol' onion boy
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 10:50 (seven years ago) link
fuck
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 2 August 2016 10:52 (seven years ago) link
Sources have confirmed the Federal Cabinet voted 11 to 10 in favour of nominating Rudd but it was Prime Minister who made the final decision not to support him
oh man I had missed Kevern related cabinet leaks
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 11:28 (seven years ago) link
remember when it was such a good idea to hold a double dissolution
[points out that Ricky Muir, The People's Senator, is no longer and the house of review is populated by One Nation nutbags going off about global warming conspiracies]
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 19 November 2016 13:26 (seven years ago) link
anyway here's more outright racist guff from potatohead boy
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 19 November 2016 13:27 (seven years ago) link
we're three years into what america is about to enter
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 20 November 2016 07:27 (seven years ago) link
give us a wave
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 20 November 2016 07:30 (seven years ago) link
hugs is more appropriate tbh
so hugs
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 20 November 2016 07:56 (seven years ago) link
<3
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 20 November 2016 15:47 (seven years ago) link
And we don't even require people to vote
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 20 November 2016 16:21 (seven years ago) link
so, how 'bout these ministerial rorts
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 12:24 (seven years ago) link
these ministerial rorts while vulnerable members of our society are considering suicide over this fucking centrelink debacle
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 12:37 (seven years ago) link
m8 you don't understand, the poor are bleeding this country dry with all their accrued debt that doesn't exist
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 22:35 (seven years ago) link
if only they respected taxpayers' money, like sussan ley
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 22:36 (seven years ago) link
welp another LNP 46 / ALP 54 2PP poll result
LIIIIIIIIIIIIBBBBSSSSSPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 10:54 (seven years ago) link
Malcolm "Even Less Popular Than Tone" Turnbull, folks.
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 10:55 (seven years ago) link
sco mo fucking mentum
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 12:48 (seven years ago) link
Libs should be smart enough to realise Tone did the damage and there's nothing to be gained by putting someone else unpopular and useless up front with 3 years to go
― (±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 05:55 (seven years ago) link
Libs should be smart
rest of your sentence is redundant imo
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 05:57 (seven years ago) link
a) they aren'tb) mal is plenty unpopular and useless anywayc) word on the street is that certain libs want to double down with potatohead boy
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 10:32 (seven years ago) link
potatohead boy
doesnotnarrowitdown
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 13:23 (seven years ago) link
http://www.sbs.com.au/comedy/sites/sbs.com.au.comedy/files/styles/full/public/peterdutton_potato_0.jpg
please pay more attention to politics
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 13:54 (seven years ago) link
point taken, (a) i can't see that guy being the leader of so much as a stapler and (b) they are all fucking potatoes
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 14:25 (seven years ago) link
scott: potatotony: potatobronwyn: potatobarnyard: potatogeorge: potatoarthur: potatothe current pm (forgotten his name, the rich guy with the internets): potato
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 14:31 (seven years ago) link
a) well I once thought onion boy couldn't lead a pair of scissors but thenb) potatohead boy has allegedly taken over the far right from onion boyc) read a tweet about how not even scomo was mentioned in potential rollingsd) but he wase) sorry that I cannot find the tweetf) I think it was a genuine oneg) happy invasion day, people
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 14:33 (seven years ago) link
also I take offence that you have forgotten malclot turnip's name
i mean this is wall to wall fucking depressing
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 14:48 (seven years ago) link
b) mal is plenty unpopular and useless anyway
this is what I'm saying
― (±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Thursday, 26 January 2017 00:23 (seven years ago) link
ah yeah you did
carry on, champ
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 26 January 2017 00:42 (seven years ago) link
talcum murnbull: donald trump is a sensible fellow, carry on chaps
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Monday, 30 January 2017 09:22 (seven years ago) link
talcum mornbill: as prime minister it is not my job to find my own balls, somebody find my balls please
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Monday, 30 January 2017 10:01 (seven years ago) link
after 18 months of ~pointless~ it seems extraordinary for him to front the nation and say "uhhh not my job"
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 30 January 2017 10:22 (seven years ago) link
Talcum attacks Bridge Shanter! For the second day in a row!
Does this meant... Brunch is doing a good job?
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 9 February 2017 10:59 (seven years ago) link
it means trumble has lost his mind and is lashing out. he's not even saying anything of value, just indiscriminately yelling "YOU ARE" at brittle shetland
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 9 February 2017 11:27 (seven years ago) link
yeah you're right about Taman Shud about losing his mind
but don't worry, lots of persons of sound mind on the Coalition frontbench
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4NA5LeWEAANq_z.jpg
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 9 February 2017 21:03 (seven years ago) link
it's like cruft's but for dickheads
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 9 February 2017 21:25 (seven years ago) link
TONE IS COMING BACK
GET EXCITED
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Friday, 24 February 2017 09:53 (seven years ago) link
(unless you work weekends and rely on penalty rates, I would understand that you'd be less than excited by things this week)
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Friday, 24 February 2017 09:54 (seven years ago) link
i love how tone's list of remedies is transparently a giant load of horse shit
― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 25 February 2017 23:02 (seven years ago) link
"we will fix australia by punishing the human rights commission" uh okay